The Doorway: a panfandom game

Did I fight and die in the Revolutionary War to protect America from the forces of Britain and evil ... for purchased water and personality quizzes? Have we traveled so far and yet regressed so ... perfectly? Being that I am now quite out of words, I shall simply say:

Welcome, Miss Jenny Mills.

How lovely of the Tesseract to bring you to us.

Well. It's been over a week. Either this is one hell of a vivid dream, or I'm actually stuck here.

Detective John Kennex. Former resident of the year 2048. Mostly human.

That's all I got.

O, I am fort
You are not Romeo, Ichabod

The television informs me that there are horsed spectres terrorising London. With the sleep paralysis I should think this is

Warded to OuaT + Sookie

Huh. I got called down to get one of those Tesseract gifts today. I half expected it to be my motorcycle because that could be hella useful here but it turned out it was my typewriter, box and all. Still had the last note for Neal on it too

That isn't to say that I'm disappointed that I got that over my motorcycle. Treasured both equally, but it's a better surprise than a memory dump.

I have brain problems. I don't want to hurt any psychics at the Tower but something is in there and it needs to come out. When Kaine and I went to murder Wolverine, we went to the mutant school. I hurt Rachel :( Sorry Rachel. And then Beast was like 'YOU'RE NOT A MUTANT' and I was like 'AW NUTS.'

Also I got a memory dump, is there a special club or a gold star for me?

OK I NEED TO WRAP PRESENTS NO ONE COME INTO MY ROOM.

Filter: Sookie Stackhouse

So I got these amazing cookies...

( Delivery )

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!

CARTER! BAST!

PHILIP'S HERE! HE'S REALLY HERE! Okay I need someone to watch the portal cause I need to go HUG HIM RIGHT NOW! CROCODILE HUGS!

Do we have bacon? Tell me we have bacon. I WILL GIVE HIM ALL THE BACON!

I've been really excited for the release of The Hobbit, and now that it's here, anyone want to go see it in theatres with me? Normally there'd be costumes involved, but Maybe we can do a double feature, there's a lot of good movies out still.

Plus, 47 Ronin looks really good, so I know what I'm doing Christmas day.

It's the holiday season and as it gets so cold, I reckon it's high time for winter treats like cider and eggnog and frosted cookies. I know more than some about baking, but many people got holiday traditions they're used to, when it comes to food and the like, even if they aren't much more use in a kitchen than my brother Jason. I'd like to offer Christmas cookies, holiday cookies, anything like that that you're used to. I figure I'll make sure they're all ready by the 23rd at the latest. If you'd like cookies, please let me know.

<b>Name</b>: <b>Residence</b>: <b>Holiday celebrated</b>: <b>Cookie preferences</b>:

Have happy holidays. If you're on Asgard and folks aren't against cookies being sent there, I'm happy to take them to the House of Life to get sent up there for you folks.

POTTS TOWER; MY GREGARIOUS & MOST CLEVER OF FRIENDS,

You can scarcely imagine my surprise when I was approached by a fellow wanderer - a refugee, in your parlance - who suggested that I might provide a great service to the organization which benefits the Youth in the surrounding neighborhoods.

That, indeed, my fictive 'celebrity' in addition to several other adjectives not fit for public discussion may indeed give aide. And since my only aide thusfar included alerting the NYPD to a car-jacking as well as causing the Agents of SHIELD to require some sort of 'protective detail' due to my predilection for causing 'trouble', I heartily agreed to put my shoulder to the wheel.

It was only at that point the machinations of this charity were related to me: a date auction? How scandalous, how naughty, how very off-setting! And yet, there is a part of me which is only too thrilled to give chase and offer a night of engaging tête-à-tête with yours truly, Mr. Ichabod Crane.

So bid for me, friends. It benefits the Youth.

I swam thirty laps today.

Would anyone like to join me for dinner?

What can I do about dreams?

[Filter: Buffy Summers]

You busy? I could use a hand with something.

(ooc: the rest of this post would have been edited in later!)

[Filter: All Vampires]

Just a heads up. I found a vampire tonight who'd been bitten and apparently drained of most of his blood. Not sure what happened yet, but it didn't seem like the biting-as-foreplay thing some vamps do. Until we figure out what it was, be careful. I don't want any of us to be the next victim.

[Filter: Basically, any character who comes from a world that has native vampires. Buffyverse, SPN, TVD, Twilight, True Blood, etc. Angel's close friends from non-vamp-having worlds can see this too. Just because.]

Anybody know of a creature that feeds on vampire blood? (Giles, Wes? Did that kind of thing ever come up in the Watchers Diaries?) Or even just a reason someone/something might bite a vampire -- any lead would be great.

[OOC: Voice to text post]

Salve. Mirum me dicunt aliena machina eloquium meum mittam in loco isto. Sed nescio quo modo fieri possit, non intellego est locus, de quo plura. Nomen mihi est in Ierusalem legionario Taras sum et non semel.

Informatus etiam sum, ut sim tibi. Postremo cur non ille cum me incendere conati uulgus. Sed qui me; ego autem sperabo. Ego sum ​​a Bachiyr. Non juvat, quod non sit materia una. Melius est quod est necesse ut id quod sum et ego. Quondam ego nuntiavit mihi vivere atque arbitrio.

Placet vobis occurrere. Ut spero tibi modum aptiorem non intelligo te quia lingua Roman.

TEXT TO SOOKIE STACKHOUSE:

-- Got any plans for Thanksgiving yet?
-- I'm thinkin about hosting something at the bar for anyone who doesn't have somewhere to go.

Any of y'all know who those men working with the police were? They took the strange folks sitting in front of the tower. The Queens of Hearts and Spades and Kings of Diamonds and Clubs?

I reckon they might actually be who they say they are, maybe come through the tesseract? I know they weren't vampires. They were alive and all, I could see it in this weather. But I couldn't hear a darn thing in their minds. And I don't mean like they're thoughts were closed off, like some of y'all can do. They felt blank, like vampires feel for me. I just thought they were our newest friends and neighbors. And I wanted to get to know them some more. Can any SHIELD folk confirm they're from this world?

Either way, I'll miss them. I liked speaking with them.

It was green and shiny and caramel-ly and then I took a bite only to find out that IT WAS ROTTEN



WORST HALLOWEEN EVER

>:(!!!

So um hey networky thing. I forgot about how other adults exist. I've been Googling like crazy about motherhood, ha ha I'm the worst. Took Danielle for about fourteen walks over the past week. It's kind of cold today so I think that I might do something crazy:
Take Dani to the youth center. They said that at two weeks, it's okay to leave her for a few hours. Who wants to watch me drink my first beer in months?

private to Kaine

Hi.

I think I'm pretty Halloweened out. All month there've been Halloween movies and I tried to watch as many as possible. And instead of going trick or treating, I may or may not have done a little patrolling in my neighborhood to make sure the kids there got to have a safe, fun holiday. It was pretty cool with minor incidents.

I hope everyone had a really great time this year. Plus, it doesn't get any more cooler than saying you spent Halloween in another dimension!

The beauty of Halloween, I can walk around with my fangs out without a bunch of humans screaming and running.


I still don't understand the fascination with candy today, and I apologize to any young people who came into my door asking after some. All I had was blood bags to give, but I don't think those went over well.