The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who: Phil Coulson! And open to the team if anyone wants in, because. Motel.
When: backdated to the 8th because it was his birthday! And because I haven't had much brain power this week.
Where: That cheap motel in LA.
What: Phil is thoughtful?
Rating: G!

( So this is what fifty feels like, Phil thought. )

[Filtered to Phil Coulson]

Is your team mobile? What's your status for an extract?

[ETA: Filtered to Sharon Carter, Clint Barton, Natasha Romanoff, Dorcas Meadowes, Eddie Carmichael, Daisy Johnson]

I need 2-6 of you who don't mind giving your tails the slip for an extraction.

Agent Carmichael, I could particularly use you.

[ETA: Filter to Claire Wise]

It's your lucky day. Something more important than making you sweat came up.

Secure Filter to Coulson, Fitz, Simmons

Simmons and I are just now leaving Audrey. She's agreed to lend us a hand and will be at the concert hall at 2 for her regular practice time. She told us that he usually showed up about five minutes into her rehearsals, so we'll look for him soon after.

Fitz, you good on all the little bits you need for this? Need us to pick anything up? We still got a few hours before we get Audrey to you, and this standing still is a pain.

Simmons, anything else we need that you know of?

PEPPER POTTS (MCU):

Have you talked to Audrey in the last few weeks?

[posted before the us military crashes the party :( and maybe on-going?]

TEAM TAHITI:

Colonel Talbot will be here soon, and frankly, I have no interest in hearing what he has to say about us or SHIELD. We're taking this show on the road.

SHARON CARTER (MCU):

Have you gotten any sleep?

FELIX BLAKE:

How are you feeling?

TEAM TAHITI:

I know the last few weeks have been tense, to put it lightly, and it doesn't look like that will change any time soon. I've asked a lot of you, and most of you've risen to the occasion when the world has needed help. That isn't going to change now. Our people still need help, and HYDRA's still out there. This doesn't end now.

[Earlier this afternoon]

[Team Tahiti + SHIELD L8+]
Deathlok was waiting for us. The suspect is missing and Blake's down. Backup and medical requested in GA [coordinates].

Secure filter to Phil Coulson (at about 10 a.m. Sydney, Australia's local time)

Deathlok caught up to us in Sydney, so instead of giving you a call via satphone, Garrett and I are coming in. He's got a few ideas about the Clairvoyant, mainly that he was rejected off the Index. He's going to get in touch with you very soon, but I thought I would give you a head's up about what's coming at you.

Filter to Sharon Carter (MCU)

I'll be in town by tomorrow... well, that's the 6th, for you. Any chance you can find time to see your aunt with me?

Filter to Dugan

Might be that within the next few days I'll be in a position to buy you that drink, Dum Dum.

[Filter: Coulson]

Sir, I want to apologise for my weakness with Lorelei. I hope you know that I would never purposefully, or willingly endanger the mission or the team.

[Filter: May]

We all right?

Who: Phil Coulson & Jasper Sitwell
When: May 24, early morning
Where: Parkway Cafe, Scarsdale, NY
What: GOSSIP. aka Coulson needs a favor since Fury won't talk to him about Tahiti. Sorry to go behind your back, boss.
Rating: G?

( They had to Trust the System--the phrase came to mind easily and settled his nerves like always. But wasn't that further proof? No one's nerves should be settled right now, least of all by the System. )

I kind of wish there was a video of this.

[Filtered to Phil Coulson]

So how's your schedule look?

SHIELD L8+:

We've received word from Lady Sif that one of Asgard's prisoners has escaped and is here on Earth. She goes by Lorelai, and she's a powerful enchantress with a particular fondness for enchanting men. We have every reason to believe she is currently amassing an army of men under her control. She currently has one of ours, Agent Ward.

Agent Hand, we'll need some back-up stopping her. Agents not attracted to women preferred.

COULSON'S TEAM & SIF:

I've alerted SHIELD. Hopefully we'll have back-up on the way soon. In the meantime, we'll concentrate on trying to track them down.

There's no sense having a dog when I move around as much as I do, but I kind of miss the one I had growing up. He was a good dog.

[Filter: Skye]

How are you feeling? Really? Marry, cliff, and fuck aside.

I am really freaking bored right now, so let's play a game, network.

Fuck, marry, cliff.

For those who don't know, here's how it works. I list celebrities/refugees/whoever and you tell me which ones you would marry, fuck, or push off a cliff. After you answer, then list three more celebrities/refugees/whoever of your choice for others to respond to.

Captain America
Lauren Graham
Tom Cruise

[Sitwell]

Tomorrow I'm taking a walkthrough of the Helicarriers. Pierce is tasking you with me.

[Barton]

I need eyes down in DC. I'll even let you take the bike.

[The "Kids"]

If any of you attempts a surprise party again I will have you reassigned to Antarctica.

That is all.

FILTERED TO FELIX BLAKE (HEAVILY ENCRYPTED):

Do you have plans for this evening?

FILTERED TO ALEX VAUSE:

How do you feel about beer?

FILTERED TO JASPER SITWELL:

How's Maisie?

FILTERED TO PHIL COULSON:

What's the status on the consultant on the bus?

VOICE COMMS - COULSON'S TEAM

The storm that Donnie and Seth created is growing stronger by the minute. We need to find a way to stop it, and fast.

Ward, what's your status?

FILTERED TO SHIELD FRIENDS:

This network's pretty handy. Now I don't have to email you all individually to find out what I've missed the last few years being in London. So. Come on then. Spill. Who's secretly seeing you? Who is breaking up? Who has sworn off sex and/or relationships. No subject is taboo.

And it's all off the record, of course.

[Natasha and Clint are the only Avengers on this list, because they've worked with Sharon as Sharon. This should really only be MCU SHIELD folks, but if you have questions, shoot me an email!]

So, let me get this straight. There's a vampire running around NYC? Not just any vampire, but one of the most famous vampires from one of the most famous cult tv shows of all time.

And there's apparently a prom this weekend.

The things I miss.

Filtered @ Coulson

Hey. How are you How are you doing?

[Level 8+]
Retrieval was a success despite the lack of support. The woman known as Raina has been taken into custody.

[Fury]
It's in my report on your secure line, but...he was hooked up to some sort of machine. I think they were trying to go into his memories - he says he doesn't know what they were doing, but I'm not sure that's true.

[Phil]
Ready to talk to me yet?

[Skye]
Good job.

[Phil's team]
Good work.