The Doorway: a panfandom game

I can't imagine I'm the only PI around these parts? Am I gonna get cut if I start taking clients or are we sharing or you know, what?


[filter: 616 CAROL] (trigger warning for alcoholism in comments)
We gotta catch up. Meet me downstairs at the bar?

Shit this is not what I need right now SHIT

Question.

I need someone who doesn't mind getting shot at. For science.

What's a girl do around here for fun?

Cause this whole not being an Avenger thing is really weird and there's no one to punch.

I got another memory update.

[ filter: KAINE ]
We need to talk.

TEXT TO KAINE:

» You got room in your basement?
» This shit has me nervous

It's so quiet here.
I'm getting so very bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.

I miss the psychos.
And the spiderants. And rakks.
Also the varkids.

On the other hand,
I can eat anything now.
Well, almost, that is.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Got plans for your lunch break today, tiger?

FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES:

You know anyone in social media?

The Norman Osborn I knew was a piece of shit.

TEXT TO PETER PARKER (MCU):

-- HEY KIDDO
-- Can you get me some pictures
-- PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

TEXT TO MARY JANE:

-- I wanted to tell you something
-- It's a secret, though

FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES:

I am so happy that I'm here. I'm grateful for my family and friends. I miss Aunt Anna and Aunt May, of course, but I get to see my daughter. She's wonderful and so smart not at all like m but -- and of course there's a but -- I feel like I have missed everything in her life. I never even got to see her before she was taken away. I never got to hold her in my arms or burp her or even change a diaper -- and that's not me complaining about changing Dani for the record -- but it's different when it's your own. We had a whole room that we spent time making up together, and she never even got to use it. It took me months to take every We took those stupid birthing classes together. I never got to see her first steps and I don't even know what her first word was. I never got to have the birds and the bees talk with her, or comforted her when she got her first period. I just wish I could see all of that.

I'm sorry to dump this on you. I didn't wanna drop it on Peter, because he'd go feeling bad about it, like it was somehow his fault. I just needed to get it out.

FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES:

Maybe we can try going out on Friday?

FILTERED TO BEN & PETER:

If it gets off the ground, I'll move my patrols to cover MJ's club, but if I'm gonna be a bouncer, I'm gonna need to be free if I see shit going down.

Six months ago, my son got me a dog. Lucky could have fit in Pepper's purse back then, and now he's...

( cut for picture )

Well, there's never a dull moment around here.


After talking to Helena the other day, it's clear we're not the only ones who've lost a child. I spent months not talking to anyone about it. Back home, the best way I knew how to honour my boy's memory was to make sure it never happened to anyone. Here, I don't know what I've got. But maybe we can find a way to help each other out. So I set a room aside at Sam's on Thursday if you want to join us. You won't have to talk about your kid, or anything else, if you don't want to. But if you want to, at least I'll be there.

PEPPER POTTS (616):

If I put some time aside to go to Sydney later this year, would you want to go with me?

JESSICA JONES:

You and Dani busy today?

Dani is almost 7 months old. Time is flying by. I hope that has nothing to do with the fact that I'm working all the time. God bless you, Potts Tower Youth Center. Damn you, J. Jonah Jameson.

filter: HERC
You need to bring your dogs around to see her, she's been spending too much time with the robots.

filter: KAINE
Thanks for staying over. I appreciate it. And it was fun.

Filtered away from Kenzi Malikov

Last week, I had the delightful experience of gaining a new set of memories. To say it was unsettling would be an understatement.

I understand this is a common experience around here. How do the rest of you deal with it? Specifically, what do you do when those memories involve others from your world. Do you tell them about the future? Even when it's about as horrible as it can get?

FILTER: KAINE

I took Dani out for a walk. You still with us tonight? Wanna order in?

FILTER: GAIGE
Did you have fun at prom?

FILTERED AGAINST ANGELUS:

In light of that very public announcement this morning, I'd like to take this opportunity to warn the inhabitants of Potts Tower. Here's a few safety rules in case you don't know them.

1. Crosses, holy water, and garlic do work on our vampires. They don't kill them, though, but they're a good temporary deterrent to get away.
   
2. Stake to the heart, decapitation, ingesting holy water, fire are the only ways to kill them. There's a few creative ways, but they're not to be trusted.
   
3. Our vampires cannot get into your home without an invitation. That invitation needs to be done by someone who lives there, and not a guest, and it's the easiest way to stay safe.

If you've invited Angel into your apartment or home, let me know. We'll get one of our witches over to revoke his invitation, but I ask you not to make that public at all. Keep it strictly to this filter. I've made sure Angelus cannot see it.

FILTERED TO DRUSILLA:

Okay, this is a thing we both hate. You know it, I know it, and you probably even know what I'm going to ask.

You have that weird... gift thing. Can you use it to find Angel? I know you don't particularly value human lives, but I know you value Angel's, and if you don't help me, they're going to kill him. SHIELD's already got lethal permission.

FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES:

Soooo. Prom? Are you going? And if so, what are you wearing?

FILTERED TO MAY PARKER:

Honey pie, have you gotten a dress yet?

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Have you taken your suit to the cleaners, or do I need to do it for you?

Death Trap and Skull Cracker are now proud older brothers to their new baby sister, Nightshade.

Isn't she precious?

( Cut for picture, not filtered. )

TEXT TO KAINE:

-- Today I thought of you I was like
-- I wonder what he looks like naked
-- I mean I wonder what he COOKS like naked.

TEXT TO GAIGE:

-- You going to this dance thing?