The Doorway: a panfandom game

Swear to fucking god, my ears are burning right now.

Two days ago, Dani turned five months old.

Hold your applause til the end, please.

She can sit up for short periods of time-- and get this, ROLL OVER.

Ok, now you can applaud. And offer to take me out of the apartment.

Not the first time I woke up to find myself in another body, but it is the first time I woke up with this hair.

TEXT TO JESSICA JONES 616:

» What the fuck is this chicken costume shit?
» You actually pay to have someone do that?
» Or did he owe you?

TEXT TO PETER PARKER & BEN REILLY 616:

» Not coming home tonight.
» Speak now or forever hold your peace.

( Belated delivery to the Spider-House for MJ )

I don't want to touch anything ever again.

And did you know this computer was partially assembled by a guy named Raul?

ETA: Hey, why do some of us have new powers. I mean, it's cool and all but, is there some common factor? Curious minds.

FILTERED TO MJ'S FRIENDS & FAMILY:

Okay, so there's no way MJ doesn't see this coming, but a guy's gotta make the effort. It's her birthday tomorrow. I'm stealing her tomorrow night for myself, so don't get all, "But that gives me less than 24 hours to figure out what to wear, Peter!" on me. Since I know Kaine is particular about that stuff, I snagged the 13th floor in the tower on Tuesday.

TEXT TO KAINE:

-- I just quit SHIELD
-- oh boy I hope JJJ will take me back

To: Maria Hill
From: jjones@pottstower.com
Subject: Two Weeks Notice

( you have 1 new message )

FILTERED TO SPIDER-HOUSE (PLUS JESSICA JONES):

I just wanted to thank all of you for being there for our big day. I love you all.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

Especially you, Mr. Parker.

FILTER: KAINE

Soooo what YOU doing tonight?

Does Valentine's Day get better or worse after the wedding? Late night food for thought.

In case anyone was wondering, yes Pavel and I ran in the snow and the cold this morning in our underwear. Along with about 700 some odd other people. It was for a good cause and I'm glad I did but damn.....I'm not planning on coming out from under my blankets until Monday morning.





[OOC: I checked and yes they did the run in the snow. 800 people showed up..lol. Which is pretty awesome]

I have found a new toy. Tumblr. It is...quite intriguing. Has anyone else got one?

Complaint about electronics.

Confused statement.

Sprinkle of sarcasm.

Private filter to Kaine, asking him to "fix the cable".

why ared thsdaese buttons so small/

Dani is three months old now. I've been talking to her nonstop. Like a crazy cat lady. But I guess it's more socially acceptable to talk to a baby than a cat. I read somewhere that if she's around people who speak another language, she could pick up on that later. Anyone who speaks Chinese or Spanish want to hang around Ms. Danielle Cage? I say Chinese because of Firefly, clearly.

AND I think I've lost all my baby weight. That means I can look awesome for Peter and Mary Jane's wedding. Maybe I can even land a +1 or as some say "a date" to it. Wink wink nudge nudge.

This flip-flopping weather's doing a number on my hands and lips.

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER 616:

When I said slinky, I meant something a little more like this:( Cut for picture )

Yes? No?

FILTERED TO MAY PARKER:

Hey hotshot. After school, how about you and me head over to 5th Avenue for some dress ideas.

FILTERED TO JESSICA JONES:

Color's been picked. Hope you like deep dark red.

TEXT TO JESSICA JONES:

» Hey.
» What's up?

TEXT TO KAINE:

» So I was thinking about taking some classes at ESU
» No I'm not I'm just trying to hint to something Mary Jane already told me about
» Also, hi, how were your holidays?