The Doorway: a panfandom game

filter: friends

not dead, bitches.

tbh i've been sleeping on the couch & watching a lot of netflix. sorry joan.

i need a whistle so i can respond to people like this

filter: sherlock

youre a strong willed superhero type motherfucker





ooc: if you think you might be in that filter, you are

respice finem.



[Jesse Pinkman]

If you want to call this off, all of it, and come home -- you can.

[Filtered to Jesse Pinkman]

Jesse are you okay? I saw someone post about you, and I got worried.

If anyone sees a Jesse Pinkman could you direct him to me? I seem to have misplaced mine. Some wear and damage is all right, as far as I can tell, he'll still clean up nice.

In other news, this morning I completed my range of sodium hydroxide experiments and I've decided to take up crochet.


[Jesse Pinkman]

You're timing is impeccable

Let me know how you're settling in. If anything seems strange, dangerous, or you feel threatened or unsafe, you need to call me immediately unless the danger is immediate. Then you call Tony Stark, I've programmed him into your phone's speed dial on number 3. Take care of yourself, please. I won't have you taking any unnecessary risks. I'm worried

[TEXT TO JESSE PINKMAN]

» Where are you??

[TEXT TO MICHAEL CARTER (BOOSTERGOLD)]

» Hi.

[TEXT TO SANTANA, KURT, RACHEL]

» Going to join the circus as a magician's assistant.
» Or go work at a strip club.
» If I turn up on an episode of Law and Order I want that Munch guy to investigate. He's hot.
» BCK is in charge of my things. He forged a POA.

Filtered to Sam Winchester, Jo Harvelle, Castiel, Meg, Veronica Mars, Paige Matthews, Annie Sawyer, Jesse Pinkman (& anyone close to Dean I Forgot - let me know)

So, uh, Sam and I have talked about this, and we've decided we're going to look into leaving the Tower. It's not official, or anything, but you're always welcome wherever we are.

Filtered to Jo Harvelle

That goes twice for you.

fucking paparoaches paparazzi think i'm homeless. i think i'm going to have to grow a wild-ass mountain man beard. people recognize me and shit, calling me BITCH and asking me if i'm going to die. they can fuck off so much, wow.

obviously i'm not homeless. i even have roommates now. so if you want to come over, you'll have to ask joan's permission first.


( filter: sherlock [cbs] )

Business is good. Reasons not to conduct business out of this insane asylum are racking up pretty damn quick. Ergo: I'm renting an office. The rent around here is killer, but can you really put a price on not not risking your clients having chemically-induced panic attacks?

Probably of more interest to the rest of you, I'm also hiring an assistant. My practice (all conducted under the supervision of a member in good standing of the New York State Bar Association until the swearing in, of course) is almost entirely criminal defense, but we're open to some plaintiff-side products liability and personal injury if the right case comes along. Mandatory qualifications include:

• Discretion. Client matters are one hundred percent confidential, no exceptions, non-negotiable, period.
  
  
• A backbone. If a cop tells you to jump and you say "how high," you might be better off as a doorman.
  
  
• Open-mindedness. Clients aren't angels - if your nose tips up when you meet someone with a DUI conviction, go teach kindergarten.
  
  
• A sense of humor. It's not a big office. We're going to need to not want to strangle each other all of the time.

Some office and reception experience is preferred, but I'll also entertain applications from people with brains in lieu of similar job history. Also, if you know anyone really big, there might be a second position opening soon.

filtered to Blossom & Bubbles:

um. hi. i'm buttercup's friend.
is she going to be all right?

Where do you think we go when we leave here?

Got sprung from medical last night but forgot to actually say something, proves how fried I actually feel at the moment. But now its back to the drawing board on pretty much every level, so its one day and one step at a time. For now however its lots of TV and very little sleeping in the cards. My dreams are bad enough as it is without yesterday making it worse.

But I do need advice: anyone got good ideas for making bruises on the upper and lower back less painful and when will I stop feeling crappy? I'm also taking any and all suggestions for TV and movies to watch, the sound acts as a white noise of sorts and anything to get my mind off things is good too.

For now back to going over printouts so I can be ready to set up classes before too much longer along with the job listings.

*Filter: Whoever found me in the deli*

What happened in that closet and what did I do if anything? I just need to fill in some nasty memory blanks more than anything else along with any needed amends making.

*end filter*


*Filter: Anyone under 25 who was hit by the gas (no offense adults, she just needs new friends her own age too)*

This struck me so anyone else feeling like they are being watched really funny? I went to the patio for 30 minutes to myself (and to avoid a major bout of walls closing it) and could just feel it somehow.

Plus did anyone else get the we should see a shrink suggestion? Its not going to happen anytime soon if ever.

*End Filter*

*Filter: Sookie*

Just checking on you and hopefully they sprung you from medical!

*End Filter*

*Filter: Kate*

Starbucks in a few days when the bruises heal up a bit more? And on a lighter note I now get what Ryan was saying about everyone hating debriefings.

*End Filter*

*Filter: Dad*

Dinner soon? I'm calling for father/daughter time :)

And is it a bad thing I want to know what happened to me? Too many blanks are not helping.

*End Filter*

TEXT TO SHERLOCK [elementary]:

» thanks 4 the presents
» i'm gonna get cracking on our Secret Plan and then i'll be doing dishes 4 and u & joan

TEXT TO BRITTANY:

» omfg
» this CAAAAAAKE

TEXT TO SAUL:

» we have to talk

TEXT TO BUTTERCUP:

» those gifts and cuppycakes were amazing
» can we hang out again

TEXT TO DEAN:

» brooooski
» i'm drunk nvm

( Left for Jesse Pinkman )

( Happy Birthday, Jesse Pinkman )

( Package for Jesse Pinkman )

I rocketted that audition and I've got a callback tomorrow!

Sarah, this is some heavy shit going down and I need help

So my clone phone's not working, and I keep getting some woman named Mimsey every time I try to dial a friend's number. I know what they told us, but I don't just take shady organizations who may or may not be tied to the government at their word.

What do we know so far?

Text to Paig Sam Ann Paige Matthews

>> No one could ever write a romance about my life.
>>You free to go to the library Monday?

Text to Jesse Pinkman

>>You free tonight?

Seems so far the job's working out.

Damn if I ain't sleepin' like a baby at night, too.

I could read those books about my son and the world we're from, but I think it'd be easier to just watch the films. The Netflix doesn't seem to have them, but I would assume they wouldn't be hard to acquire.

Assuming I do manage to get them, who's in for a viewing party?