fucking paparoaches paparazzi think i'm homeless. i think i'm going to have to grow a wild-ass mountain man beard. people recognize me and shit, calling me BITCH and asking me if i'm going to die. they can fuck off so much, wow.
obviously i'm not homeless. i even have roommates now. so if you want to come over, you'll have to ask joan's permission first.
FILTER: (elementary) SHERLOCK
wait, no. hey, this works in our favor for The Plan, right??