The Doorway: a panfandom game

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» Wanna trade face twins? Mine's kind of psychotic

Huh. I'm not sure why the tesseract thought I either wanted or needed that damn Chinese knife I spent so much time hunting down on the islands. That things got some pretty freaking bad memories attached to it.

I guess I could sell it for a small fortune though, couldn't I?

Who: Nathan Wuornos and Leia Organa
What: bonding with a childhood crush hero?
When: Tuesday, late afternoon
Where: the Edible Complex
Warnings: TBD, but nah.

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I thought it couldn't get more bizarre than the green glittery jelly beans with Master Yoda plastered all over the front.

I was wrong.

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Finally, I have the tree up. I can't believe it took me this long to do it.