Do you wish to be employed at A to Z Books? I believe it would be jolly good fun.
Hey, I'm Agent Antoine Triplett, with SHIELD. The real SHIELD, not this bullshit HYDRA-infested SHIELD. Myself and Agent Skye have been given orders to get in touch with you guys about a mission we've been given today.
I'm sure you've seen the news reports about the gas attacks on the Staten Island Ferry and a few other places? It looks like SHIELD science synthesized a cure for the toxin used in the bombs. But it's in the hands of the U.S. Military, which means that we're a little bit persona non grata. Now, I've got people who've told me that you guys might be more than a little good at this sort of thing, and if you'd like to help us out, that'd be pretty damned great.
If you're interested, I'd like to meet this evening to go over the particulars, but know that we'll be heading out tomorrow morning.
Hey, good games this afternoon. You guys keep this up they'll have us at Madison Square Garden before you know it.
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-- I've gotta go do an Avengers thing out of the city
-- Can we get someone 2 cover 4 me tonight and maybe tomorrow?
I've got to plan something for mine and Pepper's one year. How fucked am I here?
Do you have a minute? There's something that [...] I need to talk about. I'm not sure you're the person to talk to about it, but I don't know if anyone else is either.
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A+ to research lately with the Sanctuary magic. It makes costumed parties, which may involve masks some weeks so much easier to relax around. You folks are all welcome if you want to come. And if it's not your scene, I'm hardly offended. We do get some more obsessed types out there. Incidentally, that makes it a great place to hear gossip, which is not all high school and who's dating whom (wouldn't you like to know? irrelevant to my point here). Thing is, people talk about vampires or werewolves or other things that they've seen or read about on Facebook, twitter, some mostly unconvincing photos on Instagram, and the like. And well, we know there are plenty of Buffy vampires due to various incidents, including the Angelus drama. There are likely some Twilight vampires from back in the day when they broke out of SHIELD, and it was bonfire season trying to track them down. I'm not 100% convinced we got them all then. But there was a wolf some of us saw on patrol a month or two ago, and there are unexplained stories going around. Many of them are likely bunk, but it's not like we can be 100% sure about all the supernatural beings that have come through the tesseract. And there was the whole tesseract hot potato thing going on for a while. So my point is, we don't know what's here, even if SHIELD/SWORD has told us everything they know.
So lets try and figure it out the old fashioned way. Get on our Nancy Drew or what have you. Sam and Dean read newspapers, blogs, listened to police radios, for example. We can do that too and not assume everything we hear about needs to be hunted. We can help people who need it. We can protect people who need it. And we can at least start to have a better idea what/who all is here (because hey, there could be native stuff too... aren't there things in the comics?), even if we don't come face to face with it all the time. And really, who wouldn't like to have an idea what's around before coming face to face, up close and personal?