I have adopted an elderly feline who answers to Mr. Furbody Purrikins III, and who almost immediately disappeared within the stacks of books. He has, however, made use of his facilities, and he eats the food I lay out for him, but he has yet to make an appearance. I have decided that it would be in both of our best interests to allow this status quo to remain. When he is ready, he will make his appearance.
I visited the festival outside the building today, and was coerced into allowing a very charming young woman to paint my face. I am told that I make a rather remarkable fairy, but I really should never have died and left Buffy to herself. I didn't have the heart to correct her, as she seemed quite devoted to the series and it seemed to satisfy something for her to tell me all of this.
Filter to Albus Dumbledore
Do you wish to be employed at A to Z Books? I believe it would be jolly good fun.