The Doorway: a panfandom game

We've lost a housing assistant. You'll be missed Doctor. Which means, we'll need someone to fill the position. Remember, you must:

• You must be over the age of 18.
  
• You must be familiar with this era and world, or something very close to it.
  
• You must be willing to help at any time of the day or night.
  
• You must be a people person.
  
• You must move onto one of the floors that you're the assistant for.

This time around, I have a little game. I want a haiku (single or multiple verses) on why you would be a good fit. It must be public in reply to this post. Then I'll find a small panel of judges (more than likely certain Avengers that I know personally) who will help me decide.

And go!

I am so tired of doing these

[OOC: one housing assistant per player so if you already have one, let someone else get in on the action! However, please feel free to write a haiku for other characters! Just know that if you have one, you won't get this one.]

So, can anyone this network thing recommend any of private military companies in this world? I've been looking around and doing my research but it'd be nice to get a bit of inside knowledge and all that. I need to get off my butt and get back to work.

And in case anyone thinks I don't know what I'm getting myself into, I've been working for one back home for the last eight months. In fact, I'd just come back from a four month stint in Sudan before I was brought here.

[Filtered to Lucy Stillman, Pepper Potts, (Or whomev's appropriate)]

Dear Ms Potts:

Please accept this message as confirmation of the notification that Lucy Stillman and I are leaving our position with Stark Industries effective October 6, 2014.

We appreciate the opportunities we have been given at Stark Industries as well as the professional support for developing, sharing, and expanding on our work. We wish you and the company success in the future.

Please let us know what to expect as far as exit interviews and procedures, accrued vacation leave and my employee benefits.

If we can be of assistance during this transition, please let us know.

Bennett J. Halverson (co-signed Lucy Stillman)

[Filtered to Team BRAIN]

Lucy and I are submitted! :)

To: hr@starkindustries.net
Cc: tstark@starkindustries.net
From: cosima.niehaus@pottstower.com
Subject: Resignation

( you have 1 new message )

( Certified letter delivered to Lord Anthony Baskerville )

I have spent my day acclimatizing myself to my new environment, but I believe I can now safely say that I really don't know when I will ever feel comfortable here. I've read of New York, of course; I challenge anyone who considers themselves to be well-read and intelligent and understanding of current events to say that they are unaware of this city's existence. However, I did not ever expect to visit, much less nearly 200 years in the future.

As it is, I'm afraid that I've come to the end of what my own ingenuity can provide, and I do need assistance. The young lady who escorted me to this fine building was unable to anticipate all of my needs, nor would I expect her or anyone to. She did mention that I have belongings in storage, as I have been here before? But I know not where these things are or how to access them. I don't remember being here before, either, but that is a discussion for another day.

But I am hungry, and I would very much like to wear something other than the dress I arrived in.

Perhaps I should introduce myself. I am Miss Penelope Featherington, and I truly don't go on like this usually, but I must admit to being frightened and to wondering if there truly is anyone on the otherside of this window who will read my words and offer assistance. Thank you.

Okay, I'm going to pretend that I actually didn't forget that yesterday was my birthday. Although I think it would be okay if I did, since I was rehearsing all day with my fellow cellists. We did order in, and while we were taking breaks there was a lot of youtube going on, so it was LIKE a party.

That being said, would anyone like to join me in celebrating my birthday this week? I'm a lot of fun, I promise!

Filter to floors 9 and 10

Everyone okay? Need anything? I'm available!

Who: Son Goku and Rose Hathaway
What: A sparring session, what else?
Where: Gym at the basement of Potts Tower
When: Backdated a tiiiiiiiny bit to 6 AM this morning
Status: Incomplete, Threaded.
Warnings: Not really unless you count fighting!

( There was a reason why Goten was his son, and if Goku had known how Goten had explained energy to Videl, he probably would have laughed )

[Harry Osborn]

How are you? Or rather, how are things?

[Basil Hallward]

I'd like to take you to dinner, if you'd let me.

There is always something satisfying about autumn, the crunch of leaves underfoot, warming your hands around a cuppa, having a reason to wear that coat or scarf.. there's a beauty to it that is rather lovely.

[Jack]

I haven't followed protocol yet. I don't suppose there's a chance we imagined it?

Got you a replacement shirt.

[Doctor (Ten)]

Can I trust you to keep something confidential?

Wait, CNN is saying that Latveria exists now?

[Filter: Carol Danvers (EMH)]

I may be in love.

Do you ever catch yourself in the middle of doing something and realize you just have way too much free time on your hands? I think I hit that point.

[Filter: Sam, Herc, Sarissa, Charles & Star Wars Peeps]

Be in New York for a few days. If you're free and you'd like to have tea or coffee, or a drink, let me know.

[Filter: Luke]

You get first pick of when.

[Jade]

HYDRA's out of Latveria and neither Zlakob nor HYDRA have that tech now.

I'd say we've earned ourselves a treat.

[Natasha(MCU)]

What's your status?

I do thank everyone for their patience as A-Z Books will be closed for the rest of this week, as we clear up from an attack from vandals. Unfortunately, these ones weren't the ones from the fifth century, and instead are local hooligans who find it amusing to prey upon those they perceive to be weaker than they. And when they are caught, they will pay. Oh, yes.

Who: Jon Kasiya / Amun, Anya Corazon / Spider-Girl
When: September 13, 2014
Where: Potts Tower, fire escape
What: Jon & Anya have a talk on the fire escape. Implications of murder.
Rating: PG13. It's all implications and not actual violence.

( ''I think things are finally working towards resolution.'' )

I listened to the man in the park for a full hour today. He tends to repeat himself.