The Doorway: a panfandom game

my cousin sam has long hair like a girl11

So I've heard blondes have more fun. Is it true?

[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

Alright, so I stopped by Refugee Affairs and added in a Chelsea Newman arriving when Thor and his buddies had the Tesseract cause paperwork sucked then anyway. So the paperwork should actually fly.

What do we do next.

TEXT MESSAGE TO BEN REILLY

-- Please tell me you're not 6 years old again

[Text Message to Veronica Mars]

» I know we don't talk much, but I'm worried about Sam.
» & I'm hoping you've been able to talk to him.
» Is he doing better?

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

I feel like one of us owes the other an apology, but I'm not sure which one.

So how about you go first?

TEXT TO LOKI:

-- in what state do you exist currently?
-- be you younger, older?
-- nevermind. you are certain you had nothing to do with this?

Good afternoon. I am Commander Spock, First Officer and Science Officer on the U.S.S. Enterprise. While I had already been aware of the validity of the theory of multiple or alternate universes, it is quite fascinating to find myself in this particular one, where I am considered to be a fictional character. I shall be most intrigued to discover the differences between this Earth and the one that I know.

Hello. I'm called X-23 but I was told my name is really Laura.

[Text Message to Claire Wise]

--What are you doing next Monday night?

Filter to Teen Iron

Can I stay up until midnight tonight, Mom and Dad? And eat ice cream for dinner? All the other Rhodeys are doing it.

Okay, it's weird having you two be adults. Like, super weird. And then to multiply the weird I woke up this morning with new memories. So I guess instead of turning me into a boring adult!Rhodey, it gave me new memories. Like, memories that include Mr. Stark knowing about Tony being Iron Man and my mom knowing that I'm War Machine, and Pepper's dad knowing about her being Rescue.

Which is your superhero name, Pepper, in case you didn't know.

Like, a lot of memories and it's been a weird day.

So, any teenagers left out there who wants to celebrate Monday with pizza by the pool tonight?

I would like to make a formal apology to Mr. Walter Blythe and Mr. Basil Hallward, for the mess that I made in their kitchen this morning while doing the dishes. You see, I am not yet used to these modern water faucets and while I was filling the sink I had a beautiful daydream that I was a princess living at the top of the Empire State Building. And I became so involved in it that I simply forgot, and the next thing I knew there was water EVERYWHERE. And Mr. Blythe and Mr. Hallward have been so nice to me that I only miss Marilla and Matthew a little when I talk to them.

I think they're both kindred spirits and wish that everyone could have two such fine men to take care of them, if they're ever in a situation such as mine.

So I'm very, very sorry, but I can assure you that I won't make that mistake again!

Now here's something I never thought would happen. I think I need to get a job.

There is a part of me that wishes Elijah were here to see this. His reaction would be both amusing and highly annoying.

Filter: Hayley Marshall

I still wish you weren't living so far from me. It takes a lot for me not to visit you and Hope during my free time. Which is all I have these days. I am wondering about the next full moon. Will you need someone to watch Hope while you are out with the rest of your pack?

Filter: Caroline Forbes

While we are testing these friendship waters, would you like to come out with me tomorrow afternoon? I need to find work and doing this task alone sounds dreadful.

TEXT TO NEWT:

-- Will you take me
-- to the ocean

[ mara ]

You give pretty good advice. You probably already know that. But, thank you.

[ dean ]

If you're in the mood to stop worrying about your future, I'm done with acting old and depressed. And I want to Let's do something fun.

FILTER: Sherlock Holmes
I've got a lovely bunch of plutonium, diddly-dee!

Goes well with the tune, I think! Really was embarrassingly obvious where it was kept. Suppose it would be a pickle to decide where to hide such a thing. 'What shall I do with the heaviest primordial element? Forget the Doctor is in and place it in plain sight, obviously.' Sounds about par for the course.

Don't know who to scold worse, the criminals or Oscorp. Perhaps both!

[ BILLY ]

Honey.

Are you possessed?