The Doorway: a panfandom game

-ma Papa Where are you??

This is still SO WEIRD


So this guy with the seriously hot British accent even if he is kinda old Wes says that I haven't been drugged and kidnapped and taken to California though they could have picked a better place than San Diego - I mean come on?! against my will, that this is some weird magic thing - which apparently exists?? - and that people on this...network? Know me.

I'm Lilah Morgan.

Filtered: Hank McCoy

Am I remembering correctly: here and now we are dating, together? But not living together since there is not enough of your belongings in this apartment and a distinct lack of your sexy blue body.

Filtered: Rebekah Mikaelson

Becks, am I glad someone's still around, but if you're 900 years behind the times and still in that Mean Girls phase, you need to snap out of it. I need to get up to speed on Fangtasia, gossip, and whatever sort of troubles the Refugee Vampire Task Force is currently in. Oh, did I speak with you yet about mentoring people from the past and introducing them to this typewriter technology? That was on my to do list.

New York City does get a lot cleaner, a lot less trash, in the future. In one world at least. And global warming doesn't kill everyone. Caroline Forbes. Anyone want to guess a girl's age?

Waking up in the past, another universe and a timeline not congruent with my own, is Kang's work, not Ultron's. No matter how many times either of them die, they return. To die again. Pym, Torunn, James, Hawkeye - any of you make this leap? Tony, Bruce, if you be here, know he tries to kill you in every timeline as revenge. It always returns to this city.

Well, this resets the counter on days gone without waking up in a different bed than I remember going to sleep in. Plus side, I at least know the strange lady I woke up beside. Which is the highest of compliments and you know it, Pep, so no denying your strangeness.

I think I can safely say that this is one of the strangest mornings I've had in a long time.

How much coffee can one consume safely?

[Filter: Nick Fury (MCU)]

There are pancakes & coffee. Well, there used to be coffee. I may need to start another pot for you.

I'll just - do that now.

[Filter: Sam Winchester]

Remember how I said the Tesseract has an awful sense of humor?

Is it safe to come out? Are the ninjas gone? Is everyone okay? I hid and I knit. I'm sorry if I got you worried.

FILTERED TO SHARON CARTER (616)

Well, if you were wondering why I wasn't in our apartment this morning, I's because I woke up in bed with Steve.

Who, by the way, has no idea who the fuck I am

You're not a 90lb asthmatic now, too, are you?

the man I
Mr. Barnes said
I'm supposed to

I was told to introduce myself? My name is Steve? Um. Steven Rogers? I'm from Brookyln, but I sure as heck don't remember New York looking like this?

I sure didn't think I'd see 2014 again.

I think you'll like 2102. You don't even have to look at a screen to check your email anymore. We've all but eliminated eye strain headaches.

Which wouldn't matter so much if I didn't think I needed reading gl

Hello, New York. It's been a while.

[Fix]
Sir Knight, are you still here? I have a job for you.

(backdated to earlier when Snape doesn't show up to work)

Filtered Message to Severus Snape

Er, is everything all right, sir?

(about 30 minutes later when he doesn't get an answer)

Filtered Message to Lily Potter

You haven't heard from Snape today, have you?

WANDA!!! WHERE ARE YOU??

I'm sure that there has been a very large misunderstanding, because you see I was meant to wake up in my own bed in Green Gables. But the nice woman who found me this morning, Miss Clara, told me that isn't the case, but I think that there is something very seriously wrong. What could anyone want with a poor orphan girl like me in such a large city? Mrs. Rachel Lynde has told me many times how dangerous it is, to live in a city like this. But surely she's wrong, because there are SO MANY people! I saw most of them when I looked out my window this morning. This building is very tall, isn't it? I want to go outside and see how tall it is for myself, but I'm sure that I'll get lost. I saw other, taller buildings, but I don't know how they can stay up without falling down. Isn't anyone afraid that they'll collapse?

Is this New York City? I'm sure that Miss Clara told me so, but it's really hard to believe, isn't it?

There are pictures here, of someone who looks like she COULD be me, and in one she's standing with someone who is undoubtedly my bosom friend Diana Barry, but we're both grown up and I'm wearing a wedding dress, and in another photograph I am standing with someone who looks like Gilbert Blythe. But that's ridiculous, because I wouldn't marry Gilbert Blythe if he were the last person on earth that I COULD marry. And there are other pictures, with the me that isn't really me because how could she be? But she's standing with two very handsome men and they all look very happy. I wonder who they are?

I... suppose I should introduce myself. I'm Anne Shirley. Spelt, as you can see, with an E. But please, call me Cordelia. It is a perfectly elegant name, and ever-so-much better than Anne. It's such a sensible name, and even though Miss Marilla Cuthbert, who along with her brother Mr. Matthew Cuthbert, took me in to raise me as best they can, says that having a sensible name is so much better than having a flittery name like Cordelia.

Okay, whaaaaat is going on here? How did I get so old?

[Basil Hallward]

Well, my love.

It appears I'm home. It also appears that my mother is eleven.

[Filtered to Logan]

Logan,

Please do not be a teenager. We have a slight problem.

[Filtered to X-men + affiliated mutants]

Who has been affected by this temporal mishap?

If you need any additional work with regaining control of abilities, I shall get the Danger Room up and running, and we shall contain this while we seek an answer.

I'm sorry for my language but



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON AT HOME?

Who: Peter & MJ (616)
When: 7/26/14
Where: Their bedroom
What: THE AMAZING 18-YEAR-OLD SPIDER-MAN totally sucks at lying.
Rating: Low! Alludes to pantless parties that happened the night before. Whoop, whoop. That’s it, though.

( No kidding? Two years. That’s… twice as many as one. )

I don't know if this will even be needed, but I would like to tell everyone that Pepper's Closet IS open today, especially for those who might have found themselves in an older or a younger body, and you don't have clothes that fit. And because of the nature of the incident that seems to be going on, if you are a resident who has found yourself in these new circumstances, then anything you buy will be a total of seventy-five per cent off of the normal price.

If anyone here needs anything, please let me know and I will do my best.

I've been told that I've been here before, even though I have no re-collection of it. This is apparently the norm. I am Susan Sto Helit for those of you interested in these things.

A more interesting question from me: Where can one find a gin and tonic in this city?

I'm not sure this is where I'm supposed to be.

Filter: Young Avengers / Runaways

Other than Loki whose age I question a lot of times, is anyone else not their usual age? Feeling out of place? Been hit with a bunch of new memories?

Filter to MJ:

So, how's it feel to currently be the oldest person in the house and yet still the prettiest?


Unless you're a teenager too in which case I fear for New York. Not even just the city. The whole state.

Filter to Kaine:

Hey ol' buddy ol' pal. I have some questions for you.

TEXT MESSAGE TO CLINT BARTON (616)

-- Are you still you?
-- I mean, are you still a full grown adult and not a teenager?
-- If you're a teenager, please send me a picture. If you had hair like the teenage version of this world's Clint, it would seriously make my day even more.

I've woken up in some weird places after a bender, but this takes the cake. I am so not in Kansas anymore. My dad will kill me

Okay, reading this thing is making my head hurt figuring out who's who.

Titans, check in please?

Great. This is happening again.

What, it wasn't fun enough the first time?

Well...this is new. But given how weird life can be, not all that surprising.

James Rogers reporting.

[Asgardians]
Do you all look the same?

Who: Cora Amell & Leto (Fenris)
When: July 26, first thing in the morning
Where: The Escargot, Paris
What: I think everyone would really like it if the tesseract kept its fun effects to the Tower. Really.
Rating: PG

( My name is Leto. )

Who: Johanna and baby!Finnick
When: Tonight
Where: Johanna's place
What: Finnick being a baby
Rating: Probably low

( ... )

and I totally want the cheeseburger but no ketchup okay and oh the Urban tavern peanut butter cup dessert cause that looks aMAzing.

And how do you work the television cause it keeps trying to make me buy a thing? Isn't there some way to just watch HBO or something? You have HBO right? I mean,you're the Hilton?

Front desk? Oh all right.

okay.

THANKS.

Singing in a sing song voice

Cheeseburger, and HBO... H.... B.... O.....

[Text to Natasha Romanoff (MCU), Steve Rogers (MCU), Natasha Romanova (616), Tony Stark (616), Johnny Storm, Tony Stark (MCU), Carol Danvers (EMH) (separately)]

-- Hey, we're pals, right?