The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm pretty sure I'm not going crazy, but I don't know what the hell is happening. About a month ago, my friends and I saw a jumper on a building. He/she/it jumped, we ran over, body was gone. Then two weeks ago I saw the same guy on the same building. And last night. Do we have any flying, teleporting people here?

[Filtered to Mulder]

Did you get a request to come in to collect a gift from the tesseract? They mentioned you'd been asked to come in as well.

If the tesseract has sent our office, you're cleaning up all the pencils that have fallen to the floor.

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( Cut for images, not filtered )

Does anyone wanna go to the beach?

FILTERED TO BEN REILLY:

You. Me. Sunny San Diego. You know, I think this is our first vacation together. Pseudo vacation, but still!

Beach!

...I Daddy I don't I just found out that my dad died.

FILTERED TO WANDA MAXIMOFF (616):

Hello.

You might remember me from that time I stole your identity. (Water under the bridge, right?)

I think there's something wrong with your son.

Filter: Teen Team Iron

Um. I'm pretty sure National Sea Monster Month passed, sooooo... where did this even come from? And...why?

Delivery of creepy sculpture to Pepper Potts (616).
[image via tor.com]

Delivery of creepy sculpture to Pepper Potts (AA).

Delivery of creepy sculpture to Pepper Potts (MCU).

A note attached to each reads "From Happy".

Delivery of creepy sculpture to Tony Stark (AA).
[last three images via entertainmentearth.com]

A note attached to Tony's sculpture reads "This is the only thing I could find that has red in it. Sorry. Happy"

Filter to Tony (MCU):

So, just your standard Tuesday question: how worrisome is creepy paintings of brain serpents making you feel warm and statues of a troll on a mountain of bodies making you feel like an REM song?

[Text to Tony Stark (616)]

-- Do you remember that Christmas that Happy bought me a vacuum cleaner?
-- His taste in art may be just as questionable.
-- Attachment

The tesseract is real funny. I mean, thanks to it for sending me Constantine's sword. I missed it. I worked damn hard it enough for it after all and it's actually useful.

But sending me the damn Eye? The real one? What the hell am I supposed to do with that thing? I'm sure as hell not donating my remaining good eye to it.

At least it hasn't started talking to me again.

[Filtered to the Young Allies]

So I do not think stake outs will work so well from now on.

However, on the plus side, we may have a friend within this branch of the family now. :)

This might seem like a strange question, but it doesn't hurt to ask it.

I'm a soldier where I am from. Does this world offer something like that? If there are enemies, I do not want to just sit by and let them take over. I want to do something about it.

TEXT TO ANGEL:

-- You're the biggest luddite I know.
-- So I have to ask you a question.
-- It's for science, and I have money riding on your answer.
-- So.
-- Do you know who the Mountain Goats are?

TEXT MESSAGE TO SHARON CARTER (616)

-- Don't you just hate it when you're thinking of how exciting it'll be to go back home one of these days?
-- And then your ex shows up and you realize you need to have a talk, and you're suddenly hoping there'll be about 10 more decommissioned bases to take back all elsewhere in the world?

Who: Sharon Carter & Steve Rogers
When: Tuesday Night
Where: St Frenchie's
What: Catching up in Paris
Rating: PG-13

Will the world remember you
When you fall?
Could it be your death
Means nothing at all?
( Is your life just one more lie? )

[Natasha and Bucky (616)]

Hey, hypothetical.

Have either of you run into a group that uses a symbol that looks like an ankh made out of a sword?

FILTERED TO HAPPY HOGAN:

I wanted to say thank you for the sculpture. I didn't know you did this kind of work, Happy. It's really amazing. Creepy as hell and freaking me out but

FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:

Happy sent me a sculpture.