The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Filter: Ben Reilly, Peter Parker (both)]

Sorry this is coming on so late, I had centrifuges to calibrate, but this is important:

I got on the line with Harry Osborn about the plutonium, because Rhodey pulled the books and it looks like OsCorp isn't registered to carry. Harry said he was told the plutonium was for the reactors, but see -- those are reactors I designed. Ages ago, it's old tech using palladium, do he invited me over to take a look, see if there were upgrades.

There weren't, obviously. Like I said, I designed them. Obviously they don't need to be upgraded.

But that means that someone on their books they're illegally buying plutonium. I want to find out why, and maybe where it's going. And Ben, I hear that's your area of expertise?

Oh and just to be clear? Harry let me in to see the reactor, so I believe that he was lied to, I don't think he had any part on whatever is going on here.

[Howard Stark]

You son of a bitch.

[blank]

FILTERED TO PARIS CREW:

Okay, so I know vintage SHIELD had some... interesting... ideas and gear. But I can't believe how far they took some of those ideas. Look what I saw and snapped a shot of:

Really? Really?

FILTER TO SHERLOCK:

Plutonium wouldn't happen to be code for something else, would it? Humor me.

FILTER TO HARRY OSBORN:

Hey, Harr So, uh, this is weird You like jokes? Because I Knock, knock What are your thoughts on reality TV because It's the hair. The Harry I know had this intense widow's peak, kinda wavy hair? And I've been trying to figure out how to break that to you, but there's just no easy way. In another world, Harry, you have questionable hair styles.

Isn't plutonium the stuff Doc Brown uses in Back to the Future to make the DeLorean be all timey wimey?

Or is that some other -ium?

[Steve Rogers (MCU) + his Entourage (Sam? Natasha? Anyone else?]

Bienvenue dans le plus grand spectacle sur terre.

Filter: Avengers (all)

Alright ladies and gents. So, that plutonium shipment thing where there wasn't supposed to be a shipment and it definitely wasn't supposed to involve plutonium, but surprisingly involved a non-Rhino-y guy. Remember that? Fun times, fun times.

Anywho, I did some digging here at work and I might've found some leads. At least some locations worth looking into. So, patrol schedules? Stake outs? Radioactive pool parties? Bueller? Bueller?

[list of locations - vague or detailed, however people want to roll]*

*[OOC: These are locations for the plutonium recovery part of the plutonium heist plot. If you want to get your lead-in information from here, go for it! If you have other plans for it, that location doesn't have to be on the list.]

[Stormy]

I got a good look at them plutonium trucks when I was rippin' off the side panels.

[Anya Corazon]

Hey, kid. You busy? Nah, it's summer, you ain't busy.

Okay. So apparently I don't like spiders anymore, especially where are dozens of them. Coming out of my TV. And scuttling towards me.

I think I'm going to go sit on the roof for a while.

Been a long time since I've seen the media concerned with plutonium.

[The "D" in SHIELD]

How you holding up over there? I miss you.

Well, the tesseract has been rather kind. It's sent through my Deluminator this time round. How lovely to have that handy little thing back. I rather hope it isn't going to send through the contents of my office, one item at a time. I do have rather too many knickknacks in there for that sort of thing.

TEXT MESSAGES TO PETER PARKER (MCU)

-- So
-- I talked to a friend of yours

Here I was getting a little jealous that I haven't received any special gifts. Only to find yesterday morning that I had my red cloak across my nightstand. Not that I'll need it but it's something from home.

Filtered: Remus Lupin

I'm having a thought. I wonder what the chances are of my cloak working on other werewolves. It prevented me from turning into a wolf back home. Not that I knew that at the time so normally it came off. Still, do you want to be the first to try it out?

TEXT TO TONY STARK (616):

-- Hey
-- Do you know who the Mountain Goats are?

TEXT MESSAGES TO PETER PARKER (616):

-- How do you not know who the Mountain Goats are?

Delivery for Tony Stark (MCU)

Delivery for Tony Stark (616)

Delivery for Tony Stark (AA)

All prints accompanied by a note that says, simply, From Happy.

All artwork culled from this gallery on Pinterest. Additionally, each piece is a very high-quality framed print of the artwork in question, rather than a painting that Happy did himself. He's been spending a lot of time online, looking at art. And going to local galleries. And trying to paint his own but they aren't very good.

And if you work with him, you've probably noticed that he's a little... distracted... lately.

As much as I did delight in showing what refugees that did show up around Asgard, it is far more fitting that the tesseract has settled in again on Midgard. And it does give reason for us to visit this realm.

[Thor(MCU) and Sif]

Have you thought of an appropriate adventure for us? As much as Midgard has its delights, we are flirting with becoming nearly sedentary when we are in this realm.

TEXTS TO TONY (MCU):

-- You ever hear of the Mountain Goats?
-- Be honest.
-- It's important that you be completely honest with me about this.
-- Also, you know I gotta talk to you about JARVIS.

TEXTS TO MJ:

-- If I say Mountain Goats, you say?

I have a secret. I love love love thrift stores. It's a really great way to look at what people are actually wearing. I kind of always wanted one of those little boutiques for Van Dyne Fashions. Well, at least the aesthetic I had one in Milan for a time a few years ago, but then I "died," and there was a rush. And then there wasn't anything new so it kind of -- you know how it goes.

POINT BEING! I love Pepper's Closet. Everyone should go and dig through it. And also, Edible Complex is really yummy. I'm going to have to stay away or I'll ruin my diet and then I won't fit into my new costume. Which is really what I wanted to update about. I like it. It's very retro, but modern. I dig it. Is that still okay to say?

Who: Remus and Sirius
When: Monday night.
Where: The skies of NYC
What: Sirius picks Remus up on the flying bike
Rating: TBD but probably low

( ... )

Oh, this is brilliant. Much better news than what I've been seeing (and we'll not delve into those concerns). I suggest you lot swing by the flat, because I've gotten a rather unexpected gift! K-9! What a good boy, popping by a parallel Earth to say hello! Suppose he can't resist a confounding blue box of any sort! Hah!

Think I'm going to forward all my calls to him in the future.