The Doorway: a panfandom game

Who: Phil Coulson! And open to the team if anyone wants in, because. Motel.
When: backdated to the 8th because it was his birthday! And because I haven't had much brain power this week.
Where: That cheap motel in LA.
What: Phil is thoughtful?
Rating: G!

( So this is what fifty feels like, Phil thought. )

Texts sent around 1AM
--Hey Veronica
--You around?
--I need to talk to you

I like this ThinkGeek site. I bought this, this, this, this and this.

Though I will have to upgrade that last one with an actual targeting laser. I suspect upgrading it to shoot bullets would be going too far. Pellets perhaps?

Sup, New York? I'm Lilly Kane and apparently I'm famous, which really isn't that big a shock to me. I have a very important question for you, though.

Are all the men in Asgard that gorgeous? Because damn.

Finally on my way back to New York. I think I'm going to have some cake. This is a cake kind of day.

[SWORD]

Team, you're reporting to Fort Hamilton in the morning. There are still some details to iron out but the Sentient World Observation and Response Department is officially recognized as a separate entity by the United States government and will be working in conjunction with the military as we get on our feet.

My next step is to convince Thor to allow us possession of the tesseract. Now if we're dealing with new arrivals we are going to need some new recruits, which I'll be working on in the next few weeks. But if you all have any suggestions throw them out now.

[Thor]

Thor, I'd like to talk to you about SWORD.

Well, if I'd known it only took a Sonic Screwdriver sword to defeat the Daleks once and for all, I would have modified it sooner! That's brilliant!

FILTER TO TEAM TAHITI:

The vending machine's out of pretzels again.

And given everything so far, I think I have a working theory about Ward.

FILTERED TO PTYC:

It's with a heavy heart that I have to announce that Mako Mori, our beloved Business Manager, will be leaving us soon. I want to take this moment to wish her a very fond farewell and so much luck in the future. She was with me in the early days after I took over the Youth Centre, and she was such a tremendous help that we would not be where we are without her. I have appreciated her dedication, hard work, and friendship so much that this was a difficult memo to write.

Let's make her last few weeks the best we possibly can!

FILTERED TO MONTY:

There's a bunch of hearings going on. They're on the telly. I'm not sure they're all that interesting. No one seems to be telling anything that isn't already out there on the web.

FILTERED TO 11:

I miss scarf weather. Can we go somewhere a little chilly this weekend?

FILTERED TO AVENGERS C-TEAM:

I keep hearing some rumblings when I'm out on patrols -- nothing major and no one says anything definite. Guess they learned their lesson before. I don't know, I don't think one diamond heist is enough to take out the Manfredi family. Never seemed to do the trick in our world.

I've decided to step my patrols up. Anyone wanna double up with me early?

So my new job at the toy store is so much fun! I mean cleaning up the aisles can be tiresome, but that's something to expect when you have kids running around the store all day. I'll tell you what's really fun to play with on a slow morning, legos. I built a house with a garden and now that I'm typing this I realize that I should have taken a picture. I'll remember that for next time.

Everyone enjoying their summer?

Who: Dwayne Hicks & Ellen Ripley
When: Right after this
Where: Hicks' apartment
What: Reunions and revelations
Rating: PG-13 (language)

( He'd come to accept that Ripley was dead. )

[ filter: YOUNG AVENGERS ]

I haven't been able to talk since the Mongoose thing. Like, physically unable. Some Little Mermaid shit up in here.

Do I have Loki or Billy to blame for this?

I attempted to paint a self-portrait this week.

( Cut for image only )

I suppose one day I'll get that right. Or on the other hand, I suppose I did get that right. It's all in the way you choose to look at it.

Perhaps I'll try painting my sister Rosalind next.

Who: Veronica Mars, Sam Winchester, Lilly Kane; Logan Echolls
What: A reunion and catching up then giving support to Logan
Where: Lilly's apartment in the tower, then Logan's
When: Thursday evening
Rating: SFW, but will likely be triggers for talk of murder/sexual assault
Status: closed; in progress

( The day was already hot and oppressive, and that didn't include the ominous feeling of having to tell her now returned to the living best friend about all the things she missed while she was dead. )

Filter to Avengers (all)

Last night I went out on patrol, and instead of running into any Manfredis or whoever they're fighting, I had my ass handed to me by a woman who was being harassed by a gang of about 8 or 10 men. I was going to help her, get her out of there and instead she just idk. You know that movie with the girl who kicked all the ass and at the end of her big fight she's just standing there? IDK Serendipity or something. That's what it was like. Only she didn't know what she was doing, she was fucking terrified and she ran off before anyone could talk to her.

Pete was going to go and see if he could find anything, I don't know if he did or not. I was really close to Marcus Garvey Park on W 123rd. The girl is black, petite, has really short hair, and is beautiful. I mean that's a legit way of describing her, right? I mean it was dark so I didn't get a great look, just enough to know that she was scared at what she was doing, and that she's pretty.

I mean someone who has healing abilities or super strength might be able to subdue her, but for everyone else, I had an overnight at Mt. Sinai and ended up with with a few broken ribs and a concussion, along with a broken nose and a sprained wrist.

I can't remember when was the last time I celebrated my birthday. I was either too busy kicking some villain's ass or dimension-hopping. I probably bought myself a cupcake or something, at the very least. But what I would remember is celebrating it when I was really young, when I was still back in my home dimension, with my mothers while they were still alive. I was their only so they downright spoiled me with gifts, and, yeah, I loved what I got every time but I guess I didn't give it as much thought as I do now considering I'm not there. Oh, if I could punch a hole to that world and just grab any of those old gifts...

I'll probably end up grabbing everything.

Young Avengers (old and new)

I'm making an impromptu dinner trip to Wafels and Dinges. Any of you are welcome to join if you want. It'll be on me.

Who: Billy & Teddy
When: Thursday.
Where: Their apartment.
What: After some failed attempts, Billy finally manages to give Teddy back his voice, after accidentally taking it away from him when he hit him with some magic during yesterday's fight. They talk about Magneto's time-out, and the fact that Kaplan is probably Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic and willed his perfect man into existence.
Rating: PG

( Breaking-up is hard to do.  )

[Tomm Lok Wanda Maximoff]

Hey... Mom? Can I... maybe come sleep on your couch?