The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO HERC:

-- Have you ever considered that we should live in the same apartment? I could take care of your dogs easier.
-- It's just a suggestion. Raleigh's bedroom is still empty.

TEXT TO SASHA:

-- I am wondering if I chose the wrong job.

TEXT TO NEWT:

-- existential crisis
-- come over

TEXT TO FENRIS:

-- Have you returned?

Filter: X-Men, Avengers Academy, and other friends

The existence of a trigger scent that makes me go into a berserker rage has been made public. All of it. Well, minus the contents of it, of course. But if you see people dispersing around me in public, now you know why.

I guess this would make it easier to get small criminals to stop what they're doing.

Filter: JD

I want to hit something. This shouldn't be such a surprise. Well, it isn't a surprise but gone are the days when people just mistook me for some else. At least cats and dogs are nonjudgmental.

Filter: Wolverine

I can't say with absolute certainty that I doubt SHIELD would ever try to replicate that serum. Or anyone, for that matter. I was made to be a weapon. I can look at a person and my brain automatically processes several different ways to kill them, and as far as I know, there's no way to suppress it. I just want you to promise me something.

Who: Steve Rogers & Sam Wilson (MCU)
When: After Steve wakes up, last week.
Where: Hospital in DC!
What: Bro time. And catching up.
Rating: G!

( 'If you could sneak a bacon cheeseburger and some fries in here, I’d be eternally grateful.' )

Who: Bucky Barnes (616), Sharon Carter (616), Howard Stark (MCU) & Natasha Romanoff (616)
When: June 22nd, after Howard Stark works on Bucky’s arm for a few hours.
Where: Shangri-La; old “decommissioned” SHIELD base
What: A conversation about the end of SHIELD, the end of the world(s), the importance of being Tony Stark.
Rating: PG-13, Complete.

( Damn it, Steve. )

Who: Tatiana Ivashkov and Adrian Ivashkov (and open to Sydney if she wants to tag in)
When: Backdated to just after her arrival
Where: Potts Tower, Room 1607
What: Meeting his aunt, who was dead, and now isn't.
Rating: PG, possibly?

( ~+~+~+~+~ )

The moderator of my favorite Stark Industries conspiracy board has been missing for a week. We suspect that he's been murdered. Or stored away in some dark cell to never be seen again until he's been reprogrammed as an assassin or something that's part robot. Which would actually be pretty cool.

But man I'm totally going to need a new online troll buddy. We had some memories. And he was super useful in TF2.

So, what with being shot at, and tracked, and craziness, I want to take a brief moment to be positive. So - with that in mind:

1. What's a nice thing someone did for you recently?
Buffy totally brought me ice cream at 1am cause she's the bestest sister in the world.

2. What are 3 awesome things on your bedside table?
A Sunnydale High School mug (aww nostalgia), my tablet, and this totally brilliant satchel I got from Anthropologie last week.

3. Last book you read (or film you saw, if you're one of those people, which I am) and would you recommend it?
How to train your dragon 2, and yes, obviously, yes.

4. What's your favorite thing about this world?
I could go with, I'm not a giant, but that's sort of a given. So I think I'll go with the whole meeting people from other worlds, and times, and hello the Doctor and his TARDIS.

Your turn Potts Tower Network of Awesome. Answer my questions on your Monday morning:
1. What's a nice thing someone did for you recently?
2. What are 3 awesome things on your bedside table?
3. Last book you read (or film you saw, if you're one of those people, which I am) and would you recommend it?
4. What's your favorite thing about this world?

[Filtered to Sharon Carter (MCU)]

So let me get this straight because these meds they have me on are still making everything a bit fuzzy:

• Agent Ward shot the Clairvoyant but Agent Garrett is the Clairvoyant and no one knows where Dethlok is
• Captain America crashed three helicarriers into the Triskellion.
• SHIELD has branded as a terrorist organization and our files have been uploaded to the internet by Agent Romanoff. How much is "all of them?"
• Agents Sitwell and Garrett, as well as the Secretary of Defense, were all active members of HYDRA.
• Agents Hand and Hill are missing and Fury, Sitwell, and Secretary Pierce are dead

Is that about right?

[Filtered to Claire Wise]

Explain.

Is anyone else having trouble with their reflection these days?

[Thwip Thwip]

Hey. Sup?

So. Mondays, Amirite?

I'd just like to let everyone know that I spoke with the inspectors today. At five o'clock tonight, an inspector will be coming around to each apartment to do an inspection to make sure there are no recording or listening devices in the apartments and common areas. This will be a fairly invasive search due to the nature of what they're looking for.

If you would prefer not to have your apartment inspected for whatever reason, please let me know. I'll have some forms that you'll need to fill out for legal purposes and one to put on your door so they know to bypass it.

Thank you guys so much for your patience.

FILTERED TO STEVE ROGERS MCU:

I hope that I didn't wake you with this message. I don't know if you've got a notification set up like I do or not. If you do, I apologize ahead of time. If not, well, whenever you're available, I'd like to know how you're doing and if there's anything that I can do for you.

Well, I think my day has gone downhill. But I guess griping about trackers won't rectify things.

So...I will ask this. Does anybody know of any good places that are hiring?

PEPPER POTTS (616)

England's nice this time of year.

I have this feeling I'm supposed to feel more guilty for throwing in the towel than I actually do. Mako asked

MARA JADE:

Haven't heard from you lately. Hope everything's okay, relatively speaking.

When the school year ends, what am I to do for money? Should I get a second job? And if so, does anyone have any suggestions? Suggestions for an Avenger in need of grocery money.

I am never, ever, ever, EVER taking the subway again. Never. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I might do both.

I need a drink. Please.

I guess now might be a good time to say that Parker's is NOW HIRING bartenders, wait staff, and building & maintenance. The club itself won't be opening up until the first of August, but we've got a ton going on until then.

And to those who aren't interested in working for me, you can still come dance with me at the Grand Opening. All refugees get in free.

I don't know what I was expecting -- more laundry tossed around, broken tellies -- but what I got with the inspectors wasn't it. I gave them all tea and biscuits to-go. Sorry, Doctor. You're going to have to run out and get more chocolate digestives.

FILTERED TO MONTY:

You picked a hell of a time to be out of the country.

I am just curious if anyone has heard anything from my friend Sarissa. It's just been awhile since I've heard from her and I'm starting to grow concerned was wondering if it was just me.

The inspectors were very polite. Which is certainly better than the last batch of official looking people that showed up at the tower.

[Alana]

I was wondering... Did you want to go out sometime this week? I know tensions are running a bit high this week, so you'll be busy. But I think it might be good to get out of the tower for a little bit.

TEXT MESSAGE TO EDDIE CARMICHAEL

-- If you're jobless now, can I hire you as my delivery boy for my at-home baking business?
-- Okay, maybe not because I don't really have one..
-- Have you started searching for something else yet?

WHO: Gwen Shepherd and Pete Wisdom
WHAT: Gwen has a nightmare and goes to the person she knows best
WHERE: Gwen's apartment, then Pete's
WHEN: Late Monday night/early Tuesday Morning
RATING: SFW, though maybe language? (Pete, after all)
STATUS: closed; complete

( A glance at her arm, and the bandage from where Pete had taken her to have her tracker removed, told her at once where she needed to go. )