The Doorway: a panfandom game

My name is Johnny Storm and I'm an idiot.

Added about an hour later...

Good job, Happy. You sucessfully almost hacked someone. He's almost a damn computer genius.

You know what.....sometimes I love this place and at times I really do hate it. I'm still trying to figure out how to get this damn chip out. A little help please?

Science cat is awesome. That is all.

TEXT TO MARA VIA BURNER PHONE:

-- Have you managed to get the lightsaber working?
-- Weather seems to be settling down a bit. Doesn't seem to be enough for everyone to get flights home, though.

[Text Message to Victoria Hand]

-- Hey
-- So did you get my texts the other day?

[Text Message to Sophia Burset]

-- So just checking
-- But you got these, right?

( Delivery for Peter Parker (616) )

TEXT TO CLINT BARTON:

-- Hey Shooty Purpleson-McArrow
-- How's that boat going?

TEXT TO SARISSA:

-- Are you all right?
-- Do you or your team need assistance?

Texts to Ramona
--Where are you
--We should hang sometime?

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was at the Tomorrow Academy and just about to take my drama final. Only instead of having to do a monologue and write a paper on one of Shakespeare's plays or whatever, we had to take a multiple choice test on the composition of water. And I woke up late and had to run to school and I showed up in my underwear just in time and when I started my test, my pencil lead broke and I didn't even have time to write my name and then Principal Nara was saying that the test was over. I argued with her and she told me that I should have been on time and then I told her that I didn't even get to write my name and she told me that because I argued with her, I failed for the year and I had to redo my senior year.

It's nice to know that some things never change, but I owe HYDRA a nice ticking bomb arrow to the groin.

FILTERED TO EMH:

Wanna see if any of our old HYDRA bases are here.

Anyone up for patrolling?

FILTERED TO CLONE CLUB:

I need to get my hands on those floppies and that book. It seems to be our only hope, without some kind of miracle. And the one angel who is here is completely depowered.

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

Sorry I've been out of touch recently. Been trying to unlock the keys to my DNA. You know how it goes when you get buried in the science.

What's on the agenda for you guys?

FILTERED TO SPIDER-MEN (and WOMEN):

I'm going to guess these are yours. Leftover presents from last year? If not, we're going to have a serious talk about privacy issues.

TEXT TO SEVERUS SNAPE:

» We need Cosima.
» She needs more time.
» I need you to give her more time.
» You said you were looking into some more potions.

[Filter to Tony the Elder]

So, crazy month, right? With surgeries and SHIELD imploding and tracers and all that fun stuff. Plus weird shared theme dreams, but that's nothing compared to everything else. Makes the time really fly and then you realize that thing you were going to ask so there were weeks to deal with it hasn't gotten asked and now there's only days to deal with it... But it's important so...

Mind giving a younger Stark a hand?

I have discovered the most heavenly of street vendor burgers. This has made today worth it.

Does anyone have tips for the final exams here?

Other than using a pen I guess.

[Rose & Christian]
There's a pizza party at the tower. We're going.

[Tati Your Maje]

[Adrian]
How are you? How is she