The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO PEPPER POTTS (MCU):

-- Well.
-- It could be worse.
-- This could all be my fault.

TEXTS TO NATASHA:

» Is that you out there making that noise?

[ESP1: SHIELD Comms]

It looks like comms are clear enough for us to use the headsets. I’ve got channel 4 secure - check in please.

I don’t know what we’re going to find in here, but keep your eyes open. We may find hostiles, or we may find very little, but whatever we find, intel to take back to the Treehouse and SHIELD regarding Centipede’s status will be helpful.

At the moment I’m not sensing others here, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t here or that there aren’t additional booby traps. Keep alert.

( Phone Voice to Text to Jasper Sitwell )

TEXT MESSAGE TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- I heard you had surgery
-- I was going to bring you flowers
-- But some big guy told me it would be tantamount to murder

Swolgernation Can't we put a microchip in these people? #craptainamerica 1 minute ago

DarthFunny @smithsonian closes the Captain America exhibit. Apologies for leaving out wall on betrayal #craptainamerica #butforreal 1 minute ago

vegansage GMOs: bad for produce, bad for superheroes #americaninjustice 1 minute ago

CrayzyCrafty TOTALLYYYYYYYY depressed over Captain America. The man's a hero!! #ibelieveincap 1 minute ago

RocksDraco If @OfficialCap needs a place to lie low, can I suggest my bed? 1 minute ago

Much as I do love some of the weird shit on the Internet, it's also kind of scary, this just putting things out there instantly, no filter, without being able to really take them back.

"Can't we put a microchip in these people?"

What in the hell is that supposed to mean??

the fat turtle is closing and i've never been more depressed

( SHIELD Internal Messaging to Victoria Hand )

Who: Dash Humbaugh and Callers
When: Afternoon 14 June 2014
Rating: Low enough

( Thank you for calling in to the Dash Humbaugh show. Today's topic, Captain America or should we say Captain Traitor.  )

TEXT TO STEVE ROGERS (EMH):

-- I don't want to know what is going on that you (or the Steve from this world) are now a fugitive.
-- But I do need want to know that you are safe.
-- And I want you to know that I don't believe that you (or he) would do anything close to whatever they think.

SilverBelle43 I changed my twitter picture to show solidarity with Captain America. How many of you are brave enough? #ibelieveincap #activism #awareness Now

SoDogeMuchTweet such sad so captain wow much traitor #craptainamerican #ibelieveincap Now

jarh34d @WhiteHouse Aren't there more important things that ONE steroid-using, flag-wearing grandpa? Is this what this country has come to? Now

ClopSports See how I write Craptain America out of my MLP/Avengers crossover fic, Friendship is MARVELous. #craptainamerica #mylilpony #broniesforlyfe #friendshipismarvelous Now

HanSoloCup I changed MY twitter picture to show solidarity for Photoshop. How many of you don't give a fuck?#craptainamerica #thisissostupid, #photoshopsolidarity Now

WHO: Nick Fury (MCU) & Maria Hill
WHERE:  REDACTED 
WHEN: Today
WHAT:  REDACTED 

( You'd think there'd be a little less pain in dying )

>>Hey, do you have a minute?
>>I could use some lady perspective.

>>Also-are you okay?
>>The apartment is crowded, but you're welcome here if you want.

Wait have all of this worlds avengers disappeared or become traitors? Did someone finally decide to off their doppelgänger?

Filter to Steve Rogers (EMH)

Yeah so don't go out. Just don't do it, man. Assholes, everywhere. Had some asshat throw an entire pie at me and it's like Jesus fuck, dude that was a waste of a perfectly good apple pie. He also called me Captain Treason because that is what counts as smart now. They'd probably try to maul you because you just ooze patriotism and shit.

[Text message to Victoria Hand]

-- it feels important to say at this juncture
-- That I did not put him up to this.