The Doorway: a panfandom game

NATASHA ROMANOFF, NATASHA ROMANOVA, STEVE ROGERS (EMH):

James is back. I haven't told him much, but he's smart enough to guess that if some of the Avengers are here, you might be too, Natasha. I'll leave the rest up to the two of you.

And I told him about you too, Steve, so he's not taken by surprise. I think this is all pretty overwhelming for him, but he's settling in well. At least as far as I can tell.

PEGGY CARTER:

Turns out it was a good thing I finally straightened up the other bedroom. James came back. This has been one heck of a day.

Well this is definitely a new experience for me.

James Rogers here.

I am not nearly high enough for this.

This isn't Heaven. I know Heaven. So what gives?

Who: Dean & Sam Winchester
What: Dean arrives!
When: Wednesday, May 21st, during the day
Where: Las Vegas; random hotel room
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR SPN FINALE. Also other awful things which are… spoilery. And feels, as always.

( Don’t make this about me being prejudiced. )

I saw the news about yesterday. Well done, Avengers! With the decimation of New Jersey, I mean.

[Tony Stark(616)]

Darling, I think there is something you ought to do. It's regarding one of your employees. Newt.

Did someone schedule a flashmob in the lobby and forget to tell me?

[Buffyverse]

If this is THAT it's NOT my fault.

This place is pretty much the worst. Hey you've got an alternative universe kid. "Really? Cool. I'll get to know him." Haha! Just kidding. I'm gonna make him disappear.

Anyone needs me, I'll be shooting arrows at the SHIELD offices in NYC.

Someone called me Thorin the other day. What's that about?

And yeah, I'd look it up myself but I'm three quarters of the way up one of the spires of the big cathedral here in Manhattan so it's easier to do it this way.

[Filter to SHIELD computer savvy agents + Skye]

I don't care what you're working on. Drop it. The Hub's priority is tracking the Rising Tide. I've uploaded a lists of top names and what Communications has managed to gather on each. Look at it for patterns. I want names and addresses by tonight.

[Filtered to X-51]

You don't have anyone who can vouch for you, and I will not lie, that is a problem.

But I'm willing to give you a shot. Are you interested in working for SHIELD?

[Filtered to SHIELD L7+ (minus Steve Rogers)]

I am on top of this Rising Tide leak and will deliver a list of agents pulled as we get location. In the mean time, I will be available electronically until further notice but not, as scheduled, actually at the Hub today.

On an unrelated and somewhat secondary note, has anyone felt the urge to sing lately?

[Filtered to Mara Jade]

I have to go out. I'll pick up some lemon juice and vinegar, on my way back. In the meantime, get to work, little mermaid. You can use a pillow but the walls are soundproofed.

I am pretty sure.

TEXT TO NATASHA:

» I take it you saw the network.

Apparently a bunch of you know me.

If not, hi. Dean Winchester. Currently sitting in the backseat while Grandma up there drives 65 like an invalid.


(ooc; spoilers for the season 9 finale in the post!)

So, not only did I manage to get magically transported to a world where I'm a fictional character on a television show and my city doesn't even exist, but I've apparently been dumped into a damn musical.

What the hell?

about an hour after this

( Secure Transmission to Agent Sitwell )

To anyone who sees me today, I apologize for singing and dancing my way through our conversation. In fact, unless what you have to say to me is VERY IMPORTANT, don't. Don't talk to me. Text me, message me on this network, email me. But do not talk.

Filter to SHIELD after this

Those of you affected by the singing and dancing today may be interested in this. Consider this to be an order to do this if you regularly deal with sensitive information that is level-specific and classified.

It was a big Amarone, not a nice Chianti.

The people in this world are disturbing. I think I'm staying in for the next month or six.

[X-Mansion]

Just a general warning, friends.

Today might not be a good day to pester Wolverine. Because while his notes fall a bit flat, I speak from experience when I say that his claws are still -- very -- sharp.

Hey. Just a quick question, but has anyone else just randomly started singing for no reason? (Sorry, Bub! English is just boring.) There was the urge to dance too. IDK, just weird.

[Hill and Sharon Carter(MCU), encrypted]

Carter, I need you this evening. Find a story for cover.

Both of you. 1900 hours. My office outside the HUB.

TEXT TO XAVIN:

» Are you okay?? About Julie?

Them feds keeping us here seemed convinced I'd been here before, but, on gettin what they said was mine, I think mǒu rén de tóu shì xiàng hòu shàng suǒyǒu de luósī sōngdòng?

Any of you folk missin things for a baby?

The sword I received at Christmas has finally made it's way through SHIELD's red tape. She is a beautiful sword, one my father made.

I'm going to need to mount it. Does anyone want to go to Home Depot? I'm looking at you, Newt.

TEXT TO PETER PARKER (MCU):

-- HEY KIDDO
-- Can you get me some pictures
-- PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!

TEXT TO MARY JANE:

-- I wanted to tell you something
-- It's a secret, though

So it's been a while since I've recruited so why the hell not.

I run a dungeons and dragons campaign that runs a handful of times a month. If you're a fan of looting and pillaging you can totes sign up cause we've lost a few players.



Also Mordecai's gone back which means I've lost my booze hook up D: and the only one who doesn't judge me So I'm auditioning for a new favorite drunken sniper. Requirements include being adorable, smelling like the inside of a rakk ale barrel, and terrible/awesome taste on women. And an adorable animal friend doesn't hurt your chances.

[Robbie]

Your skull friend is kind of a massive toolbag. And yeah I figure he can read this. Hi hop-along!

Anyway. Just how good a mechanic are you?

California approves a self-driving car for highway use, or at least starts regulating for their use. I need to stop working in the private sector and quit pretending to be a superhero.

Filtered to Rory Gilmore

Hey, since we're both alone in our apartments now, what would you think about being roommates?

There are even some two bedrooms on my dad's floor, if you wouldn't mind living close to him and Kate.

WHO: Jo Harvelle + Castiel
WHEN: Evening, Thursday, May 22
WHERE: Jo's room (801)
WHAT: Cas and Jo play catchup on their universes, and guess what! Either way, Jo dies. :( (Warnings for spoilers for the Season 9 finale!)

( So ... given the timelines, we're effectively strangers. )

Filtered: James and Lily Potter

This might sound completely mad, but I have an empty room with Ginny gone and how would you feel about maybe.. moving into it? I mean, it's all right if you'd rather keep your own space, but I thought it might.. be nice. Living together as a family, I mean. Is that super pathetic?

My sister has been sent back! Come on guys.....bring Piper back! I can't handle another sister leaving! I know Paige is her but we need the power of three and Piper completes that. I feel so lost without her.

Looks like I'm without a room mate again. Just got a notification for Spock having left us.

I'm going to miss him. Although, I somehow suspect he may not miss my tendency to leave sunflower seeds everywhere. Well, I know he won't cause Tesseract takes the memories and all of that, but even if it leaves some imprint in there somewhere? Pretty certain he won't miss that.

( cut for SPN spoilers (& there will be more in the comments)- filtered to angel, wesley, buffy, ben, caroline, veronica )

[ tenth doctor ]

I have a favor to ask. [...] Maybe two.

[ veronica ]

How long do you think you'll be staying there? If it's more than a day or so, I might try to come back.

[ jo ]

So, question. How much of the situation with Dean have you picked up on?

[ angel & wesley ]

Also, I haven't forgotten about the other project. I'm working on it.

[ ETA: Dean ]

Will you be alright if I head out for a day or two? I should be able to get back pretty quickly if you need me.

[ ETA: Cas ]

I have to head out for a day, maybe two. I'm taking the blade with me. If anything happens with Dean while I'm gone-- let me know.

[Tony Stark (616)]

I think enough time has passed now that we can address the fact that you handled your conversation with Ben Reilly exactly like I told you not to.

FILTERED TO FRIENDS:

I just thought I'd let you know that if I'm not as chipper as I usually am, it's because Gale's been sent back. One moment, we were talking, the next he disappeared. I wish that I could say he's gone back to a better place, but we've all read the books. I have no idea what he's going back to, except a lot of regret and unhappiness.

I think I'm going to take tomorrow off work and be a vegetable.

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

-- Do you remember when we went to Las Vegas last year?

Cricket and I have moved flats. I didn't see the need to hang onto such a large one just for us and I wanted to be closer to his BFFs.

So, I am now in 2405, which should be very convenient for kitten playdates, yeah?

I do still have one empty room, so if anyone's looking to acquire a flatmate, let me know. Must like cats, obviously, but other than that I swear I am very easy to get on with. Especially if you happen to cook, because certain people will tell you that my culinary skills are quite lacking.

[Clint Barton, Thor, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner (All MCU)]

We're on a mission from God.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

brb

[Johnny Storm]

I need a pilot.

[ETA: Alex Vause]

Book the Bellagio for right now.

All of it.