The Doorway: a panfandom game

[ooc: forward dated to early on the morning of 21 may, 2014]

Delivery for Grant Ward, via internal delivery service, ordered from toys r us using a secure link. No name attached.

Does anyone have a 3/16" slot head screwdriver and a pair of wire cutters?

[Filter: ESP1, Victoria Hand, Jasper Sitwell]

We have an Avenger currently fighting our Jedi C'baoth.

Meet at transports; you will be briefed en route.

[ETA: Secure Non-SHIELD channel live Comms]

This is Agent Jade, what have we got?

[AVENGERS]

Yeah, I'm getting word that there is a Northbound commuter train on route to North Jervis that suddenly ain't where it should be. Anyone close enough to Shining Time Station to check it out?

FILTERED TO OUAT-ERS MINUS REGINA:

I set Regina on fire.

FILTERED TO REGINA:

I am so so sorry.

Someone start a band with me.

I call dibs on bass.

Has anyone seen April? She didn't show up for work today.

after the leaving this on newt's kitchen counter
[ N E W T ]

Did you see what I left for you?

[Filtered to Victoria Hand, Mara Jade]

So Stark just got in touch with me. Apparently "Spider-man is about to be force-choked in Hoboken." Details still coming in, but sounds like your guy?

ETA: 40.745665, -74.034346

TEXT TO PIETRO:

-- Dear brother, what are you up to this weekend?

TEXT TO DR. STRANGE:

-- How are your dreams?

I'm bored and it's gorgeous outside. I'm going to the Bronx Zoo.

Who wants to come with me?

Where the fuck is Katniss??

VOICE-TO-TEXT FILTER TO TONY (MCU):

Hey, Tony, any chance you can get someone on the line ASAP? I, uh...

I think we have a rogue Jedi in Hoboken and my mastery of the Force ain't what it used to be.

FILTERED TO THE DOCTOR:

Gale's gone. We were talking about the centre, and then he was just gone. He's gone back to that terribly lonely life and there's nothing I can do. I didn't even get to say goodbye!

[Jasper Sitwell]

And you're looking particularly lovely today.

[Filtered to Pepper Potts, BCC to Tony Stark]

Hey, so I got in touch with a travel agent and looked up some of those places that were suggested in your post and got some current stuff.

Cause Tony said to do it and surprise you with a trip and I told him that was a terrible idea, but you know.

Anyway if you're not busy, how about I come down to your office and we can go over some and I can come up with a "surprise" that won't shoot your schedule to hell.

If you are busy though, whenever's cool.

Who: Peter Parker (616) & Tony Stark (MCU)
When: That night, Late.
Where: Tony's lab in Stark Tower.
What: Peter pays Tony a visit while Stark is doing some field surgery on his failing arc reactor.
Rating:PG-ish for snark, Stark & a make-believe heart condition.

( all your mental armor drags me down  )

[Jasper Sitwell]

[...]

Is SHIELD hiring?

I

SEEM

tO HAVE SET

MY SPRInkler off

CAN'T TURn it off

[Anyone on the 24th floor or above or below 2403 is free to hear the alarm and stuff going off.]

TEXT TO PETER PARKER 616:

» Hey tiger.
» Watched the news tonight.
» Spotted familiar buns.
» Hope that means you're coming home earlier tonight.

You know, they got nice doctors here. Ones who ain't lookin to be on the run and who are a far sight prettier than the doc I got on my ship. Although the one who took care of me today does know how to give Looks when you try to walk faster than she thinks is necessary.

They say I been here before, and that I got some stuff somewhere. Not that I'm complainin, this apartment they got me in is a hell of a lot larger than my room on Serenity.

They also say that this is Earth-that-was. That true?

TONY STARK (MCU):

Hey, Tony. Are you at home?

[Text Message to Jasper Sitwell]

-- 380 Lafayette Street