The Doorway: a panfandom game

A group of us is doing the scavenger hunt. Would you like to join us?

[Filtered away from Wolverine, Tony Starks (30yrs old and older)]

So yesterday at work, whilst, um, working -- I couldn't help but notice that the weather outside was beautiful, we're in late spring and the beginnings of summer and it's time to get back out there into the city. I know in the winter I sort of stay indoors as much as possible, so this weekend if we haven't already, we ought to shake the dust off our sandals and get out there.

And if "Vitamin D" isn't enough of a reason to get you out into the great wide open -- how about a little competition? Like a Scavenger Hunt, perhaps?

So here it is, in all it's glory. Absolutely written yesterday while I was on break and not during business hours.

SCAVENGER HUNT

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Let me know if you're participating! And if you're solo or working with a team. Check in with your progress :)

It's Saturday night and I'm ready to party! Who's with me?

Well, classes are over and I can go back to painting and back to working for the gallery over the summer. Got to keep myself busy.

[Filtered to Logan]

You know, last night inspiration struck and I believe I have finally sorted out these instructions.

I have cold beer if you'll help me. :)

[Filtered to X-men, minus wolverine]

I'll have that video in 30 minutes.

I hear school's out for a lot of you. What're some of your plans for the summer? I plan on spending most of my time in movie theaters because all of the best flicks come out during the summer. There's also all the barbecues everyone has. So, if you need me for the next few months I'll be eating, watching movies, and being lazy.

[Erin Shepard]
I've been looking around for some ideas for the nursery, and I've narrowed it down to four. I'm trying to get down to two and then eventually one but I'm gonna need some help. Which two of these do you like the most? Also, a picnic sounds awesome.

[Felix Blake]
I bet if you had a chocolate fountain none of this WikiLeaks stuff would've happened. This is why you should always listen to me, huh?

Filter to Newt, Johanna, Mako, Morrigan, and Sarissa

Get your shit together. We should also do this today, on top of finding a taxidermied monkey.

Yep, ladies, we're going on the hunt for a taxidermied monkey. Plus everything on Williams' list. You lot in?

[Bucky Barnes & Steve Rogers (EMH), Steve Rogers (MCU), Jessica Drew (616), Rikki Barnes]

Okay, I know some of you might be pretty busy -- but I could use a day of kicking around NYC. So anyone free for this Scavenger Hunt?

And Rikki, I know you and I haven't really spoken to each other much -- but Bucky talks about you a lot, and I think it could be fun if both of you wanted to be on the same team.

I feel like suddenly my MO is to sound like a broken record, but here we go again. I thought you all should know, especially the ones with whom I've spoken about interviewing, that I am no longer affiliated with Vanity Fair. The reasons for this revolve entirely around you, the refugees, and the magazine's desire to compromise integrity for a form of what used to be called yellow journalism. Bottom line is, if any article about any of you appears in VF, then I didn't write it. I can't say whether those articles will hold up to the contract that was agreed upon between myself and Stark Charities. Naturally, if any of you wish to speak with them, that is your choice, but I wish you would allow me to interview your first.

As for now, I'm freelancing which really isn't a terrible gig for me right now. But I would like to publish a series of articles that would adhere to the standards already laid out for the ones I would have done for Vanity Fair. That being said, nothing will be published without your and/or Stark Charities' approval, and they will focus entirely on your life here and how you've adapted, with only enough about your backgrounds to inform the readers who you are.

All of that said, thanks to everyone who suggested neighborhoods; I'm looking at a few places in Ditmars.

Filter: Scott + Isaac

So, I was thinking.

We should have a party. A nice normal party where no one gets attacked.

I have a job! It's just working at Java Moment, but it's going to be nice to have a little extra spending money. Plus, with school letting out, I'm going to have way too much free time.

Who: Harry Potter & Dawn Summers
When: (backdated) May 13th between 7 & 10
Where: Sam's
What: Speed dating!
Rating: TBA, but probably low

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This will never not be the funniest thing I've ever see. Thank you, Tumblr, for being around to show me all the things I missed while I was chillin' in prison.

Can we just take a moment to discuss how cool this is?

TEXTS TO CLINT BARTON (MCU)

-- Attachment
-- Found you a friend.

TEXTS TO JAN VAN DYNE (616)

--Ever wonder what you'd look like as a monkey?

TEXT TO TONY STARK (MCU):

» May I have one of your ties?

All attempts to contact A.R.M.O.R. have remained frustratingly inconclusive. I have no protocols for being stranded, but ... here we are.

This means I am going to need a job.

As this universe has proven embarrassing for mechanoid lifeforms, I would prefer to work with someone else who has been dragged here from some place that doesn't think that being surprisingly human means 'walking down stairs'. By way of a resume, I have worked with S.H.I.E.L.D. during their 50 States Initiative, the aforementioned A.R.M.O.R., assisted the Avengers before they kicked me out, the X-Men before they thought I was a Sentinel and the Highest Anti-Terrorism Effort, H.A.T.E. (a subsidiary of the Beyond Corporation©).

I also received a certificate for Employee of the Month when I worked as an insurance investigator for the Delmar Insurance Company.

I would have references but I seem to have left them in another universe. I welcome all offers and if none are received, I will mostly likely wreak havoc in the private sector.

TEXT TO ALEX VAUSE:

-- Funny Story
-- Mako asked me if she could borrow a tie
-- And I went to get her one and they're all...gone.
-- You wouldn't know anything about that would you?