The Doorway: a panfandom game

FILTERED TO SCOOBIES & GANG:

I guess April's the new May. Just got notice that Willow's gone. Again.

Filter: Friends

So I almost died. Apparently. Did I miss anything else in the last two days?

Filter: Nicholas (616)

I'll blast you if you say you told me so.

Filter: Spider-House

I can't even remember which one of you got me soup but thanks.

Filtered to JD:

Willow's gone... if it wouldn't be too awkward, maybe we could meet up and talk? I can't think of anyone who could be more upset than you or myself.

First Derek and now Ruby? WTF is going on? I should have known better than to get attached!

Leah, please tell me you're still around here. I don't want to face the full moon alone :/

[Jason]

Don't you go leaving me too. STAY.

For anyone who wants ideas for my 18th-birthday gift? ( Here ya go, a gigantic hint! )

Filter: Pepper³

Hello, ladies! I hope none of you got sick during this and before you ask, no, nobody here got sick. I mean, I feed them so lol, I make sure they don't get sick, besides uhhh the potential of cavities thanks to Rhodey's massive appetite for pies, but yeah, ANYWAY!

I have this favor to ask and I figure one of you being of this world would help me find a place and another one being my guardian would help me BOOK it but I need a place for a surprise birthday party at the end of May! And because it's a surprise, of course NO ONE must know about this!

Filter: Her Tony Stark

Heya, hot stuff. Sure you just want to do paintballing on your birthday or anything else too??

Filter: Teenage Team Iron

You know what we need to do eventually? Especially after this weekend because of the quarantine? We need to go SHOPPING. For prom. Because I'm half afraid of Rhodey actually going and buying himself a top hat with his outfit. And we have exactly TWELVE DAYS to do this and even though prom dresses are like, not about to get all sold out since they usually last until June, I want all the variety I can get! For myself and you two because I have a feeling I'll be dressing you two up.

[Clint Barton + Rhodey (MCU)]

Hey kids.

So now I'm over in Milan with Joan Watson, Alex Vause & Abbie Mills and I realise I am vastly outnumbered by stellar ladies. Now, while I'm not complaining, I could use you two around to help me sway some important decisions. Like which restaurants we should go to, and how many pastries constitutes as a normal amount to buy for one breakfast.

Think you can fly over?

[Clint Barton]

Also, I might be thinking of doing something stupid, and much like drinking -- one should never do that alone.

[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

All clear at the towers? We sent SHIELD home with their parting gifts?

OMG. I got the part! I am going to be Liesl in Sound of Music! That is so awesome! I still can't believe it.

[Warded to friends, etc]

Might not be feeling too social for the next few days. My girlfriend Willow - mygirlfriend - got pulled back, so... yeah.. I just need some space. Not leaving New York yet but might be a bit more sparse around the house and the tower. You need me for a patrol or something, just text me.

Willow

I don't want this to be true. We were.. Why you? Why not someone else. I hate the Tesseract. Hate. I thought-

[Bruce & Jane]

Tell me one of you has a big project I can lose myself in for like a week or so? Please.

Fine, take her. Not like she was mine to begin with.

This Tesseract bullshit is


Well, it's bullshit.




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trigger warning for forced prostitution in filtered johanna/katniss comments.

Filter to Laurie, Wanda, Lydia, Annie, Janet, any other females who are friends of Pen's (and who I've forgotten bc braining)

I have decided that since I am a student at ESD, I am going to attend Prom. But I need help. I'm going to wear the gown I wore when I arrived, and it is next to impossible to do fasten up by myself. Would any of you like to help? I do need to try it on as soon as possible so I can make any adjustments necessary before the night of, so I'd like to try to do a fitting this afternoon. And then on the evening of, I will need help naturally.

This help may include my hair, but it's easy, I promise! My hair has some natural curl to it, so it is really a matter of twisting and pinning in the right spots.

Filter to Janet van Dyne

Hello, Ms. van Dyne. My name is Penelope Featherington, and your name was given to me by Wanda Maximoff. She has intimated that you make dresses, but I wonder if you would be able to do some minor mending and taking in of a dress I already own to make it ready for Prom?

So I guess it's worth saying something, but DSJ Montoya-Williams and Winston Danvers-Shephard-Montoya-Williams no longer come from a broken home. I mean, at least for 12 states and the District of Columbia that recognize that sort of thing.

[Filter to NYPD]

Anyone ever know anything good to come from a Sunday morning text from your bureau chief about reporting in first thing Monday morning?

[Widdershins]

Am I to understand that our boss is missing?

[Filtered to Asgardians + MCU Avengers + Dragon Age people + Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Phil Coulson, Starfire, Ken Mack, Sam Merlotte, Buffy Summers, other friends of Thor who would like to kill dragons]

Now that this matter of the Tesseract is handled, there is the very pressing concern that dragons are still a thing that exist.

I need an escort to Prom.

[Filtered to Sharon Carter]

Hey so you know how there's some dance thing at the school?

You should come with me.

I've said it once and I'll say it again. This island is too damn cold.

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So apparently there are prom ballots to be filled out?

I am nominating Hermann Gottlieb for prom king. And math as his queen. We can make this happen people!

[Morrigan]

I got Thai for you to try tonight.

Hello, Potts Tower! I would like to cordially invite you to Easter dinner, this Sunday, at four in the afternoon. Right now I'm planning on having it on the 13th floor, and anyone who can read this is invited. Please let me know if you're coming by Wednesday evening at the latest. You're welcome to bring something, but it's not necessary.

Filter to Blythes & Basil

Are you both free Wednesday or Thursday evening? I thought we could have a small family dinner?

Filter to Steve

Thank you.

[Filtered against Pavel]

What is a corsage and where might I purchase one?

...bah. This prom thing seems stupid anyway.

Wow. I really hope anyone that's been sick are doing much better now! Though it seems people have been talking more about prom more than anything else. I have to admit I am really excited! I still haven't purchased a dress yet, but maybe I can make a shopping trick this weekend. I sort of wish my mom would be here to see

Oh my goodness! Easter? Easter. My favourite thing to do is colour the eggs. And I do believe I have just the lab space in which to do it. Glorious!

[FITZ]

I'm exceptionally pleased you did not die.

[JASPER SITWELL]

Agent Sitwell. Can you perhaps describe the lasting affects of Night-Night Gun? I'm curious, is all, as to the strength and efficacy.

Holy shit, prom? Really? Geez, I never even got to go to my REAL prom. Probably because I was already in outer space. No way am I missing this. Even if I have to go stag, I am THERE.

I admit that things like this Good Judgment Project fascinate me.

According to one report, the predictions made by the Good Judgment Project are often better even than intelligence analysts with access to classified information, and many of the people involved in the project have been astonished by its success at making accurate predictions. (via NPR).

Makes you wonder if those tax dollars you just handed over couldn't be spent in a better way than funding giant bureaucratic government data collection agencies.

Has any one enjoyed any live theatre in the past few weeks? I was contemplating taking in a show and there are a number that look interesting, but I am open to recommendations.

[Filter: Deanna Troi]

How are you fairing, Deanna? I have been so involved in my classes that I have been neglecting my friends.

[Filter: Beverly Crusher]

I suppose with that quarantine we were recently under that you may have been a bit busy this past week. I don't suppose you have any free time in the coming one?

Curiouser and curiouser. I don't even remember falling down a rabbit hole or going through a looking glass, but this is the strangest place I've ever been.

FILTERED TO NICK FURY MCU:

Location secure. Got your present. I love bugging equipment.

I say, I like adventures as much as the next chap, but I also would like a little warning before I'm sent off on one. I'm told there are people here I know.

James Montgomery Falsworth, at your service.

Tell me, is it true that Princess Elizabeth is now queen?