The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Sharon Carter's A-Team]

I've been thinking for a while, that it might be a good idea to locate the counterparts of some of our favourite assholes from back home.

I got a little side-tracked when SHIELD was under fire, but now that Fury & Fury are back where they belong, I feel like we might have some time for a little vanity project. Jess and Nat, I already spoke to our Bucky about this -- but how about the rest of you. Interested in helping me tracking down possible suspects for our a mind-controlling psychiatrist who -- if he's here -- I think we ought to put on our radar?

[Jessica Drew (616)]

And now that I got your attention. How about Prom? What do you say, Baby, double or nothing?

TEXT MESSAGE TO LILY POTTER

-- I'm fairly certain I asked a complete stranger to prom last night.
-- Which means I need a dress, clearly, so I'm dragging you out shopping
-- And we may be meeting for drinks this evening

Posted via Journaler.

Left in the front room for Lily to find when she walks out this morning is breakfast, coffee, and a bunch of charmed roses singing, "will you go to prom with me?"

There is also a note that says: Had to run before you woke up and found your surprise. Eagerly awaiting your answer - J

FILTERED TO BEN:

Psst, hey. Was gonna swing by around lunch and pull you away from the mop and bucket, but I think my Oscorp allergies are flaring up. It's that season again, huh?

I was looking for classes to sign up for and I saw that there's a cooking class but it's mainly for eating to stay alive and not baking, which I'd prefer because it's a lot more fun. Would anyone be interested in a club for it or something? We had a club after school at my old home and it was the best way to end a Friday. Maybe we could set one up here?

[Rocket]
I know you'll probably say no cuz it's really lame, but do you wanna be my prom date? I totally understand if you don't wanna go! Just figured I'd ask :)

[Rhodey]
I sucked at Catan, but I found a game to kick your butt in. Ever heard of Stratego?

[Bruce Banner]

So I got a last minute flight, I'll be in New York as of Wednesday, until at least -- I guess, next Tuesday? Then I have to go back for exams.

[Agent Jasper Sitwell]

Hey, I'm in New York as of Thursday for about four days, so if any of those work for you -- let me know?

[Jane Foster]

Hey, you busy? I got a few questions for you -- since you're working for SHIELD.

Since prom's coming it, it's only right that I offer my services to those in need.

I'm a hairdresser and a make-up artist, and I'm going to be a hell of a lot cheaper than any of these stuck-up bitches here in the city if anyone needs some sprucing up for the party. Now I'm no wizard, so space and time is limited, so drop me a line if you want an appointment. I can do your hair and look on the day, or teach you how to do it yourself.

My girlfriend's gone. I woke up, and she was gone.

[Avengers (including all teen teams)]

There was a robbery a couple hours ago, I'm sure some of you might have heard about it already. The NYPD are still in pursuit of those responsible and as of right now, they haven't been apprehended, so keep your eyes open.

After school is out for the day.

[Spider-Man (616)]

It's your city, Peter. Tell me what you see. Those reports filtering in about some stranger in a black and white costume are accurate. A man about my height, shouldn't be too hard to miss. If you see him, stop him. I just want to have a talk.

[Wasp (616)]

How's the head feeling, Jan?

[Filtered to Billy Kaplan]

Let's have a talk.

TEXT TO JOHNNY STORM:

-- Do you have a date to prom?
-- Because as my co-teacher, I think you should go with me.

Have you really thought about who your prom king and queen will be? Like, really thought about it? Because if you have, and you didn't IMMEDIATELY think of me as king and Kitty as queen, then WHY? I'm hurt. And if you haven't thought about it, now you know the obvious choice.

VOTE JOHNNY STORM AND KITTY PRYDE FOR PROM KING AND QUEEN 2014

I am now taking applications for people that I will support as king and queen for the under 19 crowd.

added after text conversation with Kitty
Filter to Mako Mori

Hey, Mako. I don't think we know each other, but I was told you're the one to go to with this request.

It'd be pretty awesome if the kings and queens could have scepters along with their crowns. Thanks.

Real talk.

What was the name of the purple guy from the Mcdonald's kids advertisements?

[Text to Nick Fury]

» SHIELD medical cleared me for pie.
» Technically they cleared me for walking around Potts Tower and the City without risk of transmitting a virus, but I heard 'for pie'.
» I promise I grumped at them only minimally.
» Awaiting orders.

Filter: SADIE KANE
Azari told me I should talk to you.

About magic.

Dear everyone,

I think we should all go back to signing posts on the internet like they're postcards.

Detective Renee Montoya.

I know I'm like, a week late, but thanks to everyone who came to the combo Game of Thrones/Teddy's Birthday. It was a blast. I think we should do it weekly-- not celebrate my birthday, but watch GoT. Who would be up for that sort of thing?

FILTER: BILLY
1. I love you
2. Are we going to prom?

Who: Skye & Grant Ward
When: shortly after his and Fitz's extraction
Where: on the Bus somewhere
What: non-expressions of gratitude
Rating: TBA, but I'd imagine pretty low

( --- )

TEXT TO KAINE:

-- Today I thought of you I was like
-- I wonder what he looks like naked
-- I mean I wonder what he COOKS like naked.

TEXT TO GAIGE:

-- You going to this dance thing?

TEXT TO WARD:

» I decided that I'll forgive the sandwich thing.

Everyone who votes for me and Cassie Sandsmark to be Prom King and Queen for the 19+ crowd can get a picture with me shirtless.

Following Sophia's offer of hair and make-up, I'm going to take this time to remind you that any last minute alterations need to be done as soon as possible. I'm good, but even awesome needs some time for these things.

If you're looking for a dress, I have a few pre-made. Those have to be bought. However, I have a few dresses I wouldn't mind renting for the evening, but you gotta help get my name out there. If you wanted something custom, you're way too late, and get with me a few months in advance next time. I'm in 810.

(And superheroes? Don't forget I've got unstable molecule fabric here, if you ever need a new costume.)

My head is killing me

TEXT TO PETER PARKER 616:

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Who: Dorcas Meadowes and Pete Quill / Star-Lord
When: Monday evening
Where: Sam's
What: Getting acquainted
Rating: TBA, but probably pretty tame

( since they were apparently going to prom together, getting to know pete seemed like a good idea )

[Private to Violet Parr]

VIOLET!!!! Meet me in 810 in fifteen minutes.

I love this century

35 Most Amazing Restaurants with a View

I don't even know where to start.

It's Passover.

If you celebrate and would like company, I'm in 505.









ooc note: sorry for the jessi spam today

VOTE HEADS AND TAILS FOR PROM KING AND QUEEN

I mean, come on. Just imagine them in fancy dress with little crowns on their heads. They'd be the cutest king and queen you'd ever see.

You know that feeling where you need to put together a portfolio to apply to art schools, but none of your stuff is here and you feel like everything you try to do sucks?

I am so there right now.

Pro Tip: Don't slice open your dominant hand and basically destroy your tendons, especially if you're an artist.

I forgot what it was like to stay in one place longer than three days while not being on a job.

Way too sober for all this So what should I check out in New York, folks?