The Doorway: a panfandom game

[HOWARD STARK]

Oh shit, you're back, aren't you?

How was your trip?

TEXT TO JANE BENNET:

✉ Hey.
✉ I had a really great time Saturday night.
✉ We should definitely do that again.
✉ I mean...if you want to do that again.
✉ You're just really swell What the fuck...swell? When did I become Steve great, and I'd like to spend more time with you.

TEXT TO KATE BISHOP:

✉ I suck at life.
✉ I'm going to die alone surrounded by arrows.
✉ Like a cat lady. But with arrows.

Young Loki! What is the measure of these Beasts in our apartment?! Why are there so many of them?

A pack of them ran out into the hall when I opened the door coming home from my duties this morning. They were quite speedy and then one them attacked me with vicious teeth while I was making a delicious morning meal and so I slew it.

My hope is that you were not attached to it. I have wrapped it in a towel with a cartoon mouse on it so we may give it a proper burial.

I will be grief stricken if they have killed you and devoured your bones.



Ware, tower, for small, vicious lizard/canine beasts! Nick Furies are these friends or foe?

FILTERED TO KILLIAN, JEFFERSON, AMBER:

Anyone else planning on avoiding the Tower until whatever got loose this time is dealt with? I'm almost getting nostalgic for Storybrooke, and that's never a good sign.

On my God, I had an absolute nightmare. ( cut for sexual themes, not filtered, TW: sizeism )

How does that work. Aren't dreams supposed to be wish fulfillment? Fantasy? Shouldn't I be thinking about Indiana Jones? The bugger is bloody well here, even! But no, no my dreams make me want to throw up and join the fucking priesthood. ( cut for themes )

A gremlin broke into my apartment this morning and stole my bagel. This does mean war.


[TONY STARK (616]

Tonight, you free? I need to buy a new pair of shoes before we go, my other self destroyed mine. But it's been a week, hasn't it? And what a week, as well. Might be good.

I never really wanted to live in an 80s movie, and I sure as hell didn't want to live in Gremlins. What is going on and why in the world do I have to keep THIS little jerk away from me with a broom? He keeps trying to attach himself to my leg!

I've got one of these 'creatures' cornered in the bar with a bottle of scotch. He isn't talking (I mean, he's chattering a lot) at least it's not a hal and every time his glass gets low, he bares his teeth but as long as he's drunk, I think it's okay.

Be careful out there. And if someone has the opportunity, won't you bring me my camera?

What the h For those of you looking to help contain the creatures in the tower, please use caution when approaching them. I don't want anyone to get hurt. I'm not familiar with them, so if there's anyone who is and knows how to handle them, your help would be much appreciated. It appears getting at least one of them drunk seems to have appeased it for the time being. I apologize for any inconvenience today. I'm not sure how We'll get them rounded up soon.

FILTERED TO PEGGY CARTER:

If Dr. Erskine could only see me now. Just another day in the life of Captain America.

Are you and Howard back? I'm sorry if you came back to this. It isn't usually so chaotic around here.

I'm going to get my rig and take to the rooftop. Maybe there is a way to fight whatever these things are from the air.

But they do remind me of this one movie Hardison got me and Eliot to watch once.

ETA later on: Anyone near the 16th floor? I had back flipped off the railing to keep them guessing and must have hit one on the way down (I'm fine).

[Filtered to Oscorp Investigation Team]

Believe proper response is "Eureka." Combined efforts of Drs Banner, T'Soni, and self successful in attempts to develop cure for mutagen. Fond of color. Have positive results from 99% of test cases. Proud to say side effects minimal, no change of gender or ethnicity in results.

Am attempting to not confuse Commander Shepard with science. If interested in details, would be happy to discuss with like-minded individuals over celebratory alcoholic beverage made from malted grain.

If anyone is in the hallway near Java Moment I just sent a couple of the walking furballs into the closet and burned a couple of them in the process (I got grazed by the flying coffee but am ok). Actually threw my coffee and it landed dead center, more surprised it worked.

Never mess with the girl who came out of a horror movie.

[Text to Ben Stone]

>> Ben there is something outside my apartment. I think it may be one of those creatures.
>> Also I think I'm having a panic attack.

When you're only good at one thing, finding a job that doesn't involve that one thing? Ain't happenin'.

Why the hell did I get Tesseract'd again? Seriously.

There are what in my Tower?

So. I can't die from alcohol poisoning either. I really, really, miss my friends love being immortal.

There's got to be a way to make some money off not dying around here. Anybody got any bright ideas?

So ah. Apparently, I'm old? Well, not me. But there's another me. That's me. And old. And has a show coming next fall?

Does anybody want to watch this with me and make sure I don't make the space time continuum explode?

Wait, does this me even count as me?

We are aware of the problem. We would appreciate a response from anyone who has seen one of the creatures and where they were last.



[MCU SHIELD]

This is what I get for saying at least it's not vampires.

Against these creatures can we commit battle?

I exited my room this morning to go get something to eat and I was nearly attacked by something that looks like a cross between a bat, a lizard, and something a lot more ugly than that.

I think I may just go hungry today.

This tower seems to attract chaos, doesn't it?

[Filtered to Illyana]
I've done some work based upon our experiment over the weekend. So far as I can tell, we know that connections to other planes have more or less been severed, and neither you nor I could find trace of Limbo proper here and no changes appeared to have occurred during your casting. I should say you should be alright.

Perhaps start small if you are hesitant.

And my mom always said all those nights at the discount theatre were a waste of time and money.

If you've not yet, try the microwave.

[Nancy Drew]

So I heard on those muggers. Not a bad job, way to go.

So what's next on the docket?

Did anyone watch the end of this movie. Because I've got one of these in my apartment right now and Ben is coming up to help me get rid of it.

And I'm hiding in my closet and for being so small this thing is really terrifying the heck out of me right now.

Added Later:

Never mind we captured it and now I just need to clean up the tremendous mess it made. I hope this doesn't come out of my security deposit.

What the bloody fuck is a GREMLIN?

Posted via Journaler.

need a solution to all those rats running around the place today? look no further than this pretty face! i'll take every carcass, dead or alive, off your hands for FREE.

DRUNK TEXT MEANT FOR PEGGY CARTER BUT SENT TO STEVE ROGERS (616):

» dia duit
» God. You're smart, aren't you.
» Tá tú go hálainn
( Cut for Lewdness from the Letters of James Joyce. )

» Fuck.

[Irene Adler (Ritchie)]

Buy your husband a diary.

They smell worse cooked.




It was definitely an accident. Tripped on one, another bit me, my glasses slipped off, it was dramatic, let's not get into it.

You know, when I wished I had something to slay, Gremlins were NOT what I meant.

We should definitely be killing the non-fuzzy ones, though, right?

Just checking. My moral compass has been known to be a little off sometimes.

Posted via Journaler.

Oh man. Gremlins. I loved that movie. The sequel not so much, but it was still all right.

Let's do this.



I've always wanted to use that line.

TEXT TO TABITHA SMITH:

» Are you in the apartment, Tabby?
» Don't freak out if you are.

TEXT TO CRISTINA YANG:

» I think it's time
» I hope it's time
» I'm braving any potential run-in with gremlins

TEXT TO SIMON TAM:

» I hope you're ready
» I'm coming down to the clinic

Time to pull out the rodent death lasers!

Pew pew pew pew pew!

The only thing missing is them exploding loot along with just exploding. Ah I miss Skags.

I WILL CREATE A GREMLIN ARMY!

MWAHAHAHAHA!

except not really, that's a lot of responsibility

I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT BIRTHIN BABIES
AHHH

Waking up in an 80's movie. That is a new one.

[Text to Hazmat]

» Hey.
» I'll be late tonight, staying until closing so I can have the weekend off.
» You work tomorrow?

[Text to Berto]

» Man, I miss when we were superheroes.
» Just sit around all day, playing games, chowing down on grub, waitin' on bad folks to do stupid things.
» Real work totally blows.
» Tell me you're free Saturday, I need a bro's night.

[Text to Julie]

» Hey girl!
» How ya doing?
» Was wondering if you could help me with something for Jenny.

I think I just hit one.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

Wow. Gremlins. What the hell.

[Nick Fury (MCU) & Phil Coulson]
I'll be out of the country until next Friday. Try not to miss me too much.

[Clint Barton (MCU)]
An old contact is having trouble with some local thugs. I'm going to head to Croatia for a bit to see if I can help out. If Disney villains start arriving or everyone starts bursting out in song you will never see me again.

[Darcy]
I'm going to be gone for a bit. As always, I'll know if you slack off on your training. No, sex does not count as a substitute for pushups.

[Pepper]
Need to put off our trip for a bit. Good luck with the rodents.

Are we allowed to eat the gremlins?

URGENT gremlins exterior Tower electrocuted one via Tesla no clear second shot in crowd

Request immediate backup SHIELD barricade civilian protestor evacuation


[OOC: She posted unfiltered and in terse telegram style due to it being a time crunch/emergency!]

Who:Christine Chapel and Christopher Pike
When:Wednesday June 19
Where:Pike’s apartment
What:She said she’d give him a week. The week is up
Rating: Probably some language

( Good luck with the not being an ass thing )

Who: Will Parry & Byron Sully
What: gremlins! And lunch.
When: Wednesday
Where: 1605 --> elsewhere
Warnings: gremlin fighting?

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