The Doorway: a panfandom game

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Text Message: Moya

So, novas?

Filtered: Percival Blakeney, Gwen Stacy (MCU) & Eliot Stabler

We're going to start a bowling team.

So I accidentally burned down a church on TV this week. What did you do? Anything embarrassing? I'd love to hear it.

Filtered to Angel
I don't understand much of what's been happening recently. There's Darla, but I've got no frame of reference

You okay, buddy?

Filtered to Darla
Uhm, hello.

Filtered to Connor
Help me out here, buddy. What's going on?

Spoilers for recent Bones ep

Man, just when I think I'm getting the hang of this place, I find shit like this. I didn't need to see that. Then again, you've also got people who do shit like this so I guess it evens out.

I've got me some nerf sniper rifles. Guess I'm going to have to get me some more and see what kind of modifications I can do to get the power and range up to something more awesome.

So I had an interesting conversation at City Hall the other day after a bit of a lark came up. Apparently since we're not natives, we're rather not allowed to take a part in government here.

Guess these republics never are quite so equal as they claim to be, eh?

[Filtered to Marguerite Blakeney]

While I'm not entirely certain I understand the concept of the fête, I have come to understand that there shall be a masquerade next weekend. So the more important point becomes. What shall we go as?

I haven't left my apartment in a couple of days. I have to today, so I can go work. But I'm not looking forward to it.

Medical Personal

Can anyone inform me what is the best route to get my qualifications recognized here and how I can learn how to use some of the equipment?

We only really ever have ourselves.

Open invitation to get drunk. I'll buy.

Funny enough.

I'd have thought were I a literary character, I'd be myself. But when have I ever been?

For anyone who knew him, Dr. James Wilson has apparently gone back.



[Filtered to House]

Which means drinks and a lap dance on me.

Who: Elliot and Open to Anyone who's coming to the party
When: 09/21/13 (backdated)
Where: El's apartment on the 2nd floor
What: party!
Warnings: TBD

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You may call me Dr House. Again.

Filtered: Remy Hadley

What do you think of this?

[Filtered to Gregory House and James Wilson]

So I've spent awhile drunk and it's probably best to sober up now while I still have braincells.

Have you two started working here yet?

Text to James Wilson
>> Where were you Saturday night?
>> I hope you don't mind I took the liberty of liberating your sugar.
>> And your shoes.

The person I'd like to blame for this is capable of many things, but probably not inter-dimensional travel. Yet.

I'm Dr. Remy Hadley, and I could use a drink or ten.


[ooc: trigger warning for character death and illness]

To the true owner of Naughty Nympho Nurses III, I believe that I have mistakenly received your package. I hope that you have not been without it long, and that this error has not caused you great inconvenience. It appears that I dropped the parcel behind my couch and failed to notice its presence until this morning.

You are welcome to retrieve the package at your leisure. I have little interest in keeping it. While I have not viewed the film, the images on the box do not seem to accurately portray the realities of the nursing profession.

Who: Blakeneys, Guests, and +1s
When: August 26, 2013; 6:30 pm until they pretty much get kicked out.
Where: Club 21, Manhattan
What: A necessoirée! IC/OOC threading
Rating: Fancy

( Vivez! )

How strange to be at an utter impasse. I'll reach out to you lot. Titania. pink or green?

[Filtered to Marguerite Blakeney]

You know, I've been thinking, dear. Hasn't it be a cow's age since we've had a decent soirée?

Filtered: Friends

And I'm 100% done. I can't wait till my family goes on vacation, because for once the house will be quiet and there won't be any arguments or door slamming or stuff being thrown around. It'll just be me in a big empty quiet apartment then and I'm not going to have to rush one of them to the hospital for bleeding profusely from their forehead because they got into a battle of... either tug-of-war and shove-each-other, I don't even know.

Seriously, does anyone want to adopt either an adorable blond pre-teen or a recent-delinquent teen?

I hate hospitals. Main reason why I didn't go down the med school route.

Filtered: Reilly Tyne

Normally, it would be nice to punch something in times like this but the exhaustion might carry over so... can we do something else tomorrow?