To the true owner of Naughty Nympho Nurses III, I believe that I have mistakenly received your package. I hope that you have not been without it long, and that this error has not caused you great inconvenience. It appears that I dropped the parcel behind my couch and failed to notice its presence until this morning.
You are welcome to retrieve the package at your leisure. I have little interest in keeping it. While I have not viewed the film, the images on the box do not seem to accurately portray the realities of the nursing profession.