And so I am pretty sure I just fell off a rickety staircase and hit my head and now I'm hallucinating. Or having a coma dream.
Tell me not to talk to him. Please. Seriously, Jess. I need you to smack me if I even THINK about talking to him. Or showing up at his apartment naked. Or doing something as equally stupid as both of those.
Hi.
Damnit Jess. You know I have no self-control.
I'm looking into more products for you folks, but I need a general idea of how things went last month. Satisfied? Unsatisfied? Things you'd like to see more/less of?[FILTERED TO CECE MEYERS]
Hey girlHiGood afternoon, Cecelia. Would you like me to officially add you to my client list? I know you get things from working, but there's no such thing as too much free stuff, right?
FILTERED TO CECE:Oh MY God. We are so not going to talk about last night's episode.
Weekend. True American. Lots of booze.
OMG, Cece. I seriously don't have any idea how to act around him now! Especially not after last night's episode.He's clearly not there
Okay, Schmidt. We all need to talk about this.
Hey guys, I realize a bunch of you are out sick, so here's what we're going to do about homework. Don't worry about any of the writing, we can handle that when everyone's gotten better. If you're not sick, you can read pages 121-126 in the English textbook to get ahead. Hopefully, most of you will be better on Monday, and we can have a day of catching up.FILTERED TO NEW GIRL PEEPS:
Check in here to let me know how you're feeling.
Cece, are you still feeling sick? Anyone else coming down with it?