Kate Bishop ➸ Hawkeye (borncareful) wrote in thedoorway, @ 2013-05-02 23:59:00 |
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Lonely bowman seeks competent woman with domineering tendencies for one night engagement. Must be willing to tolerate awkward and hapless behavior as well as the occasional bout of verbal diarrhea. Presence of disorderly teenagers during the course of the evening will be likely. Transportation and meal costs will be provided for. Anyone under 30 need not apply.
Or, in other words, is anyone interested in going to this prom with Clint? He made a deal with Francis to get him to do normal life things and managed, in this truly graceful way that he has, to get it turned back on him for his own lack of being anything close to normal, so I've been tasked with finding him an escort. Unfortunately, him taking anyone I actually know would be horrible and sketchy and just no. So, more age appropriate ladies, any takers?
He looks like that guy from Game of Thrones, if it helps.