You know, I don't think I'll ever understand the sense behind going to a priest to confess. It's not like they're supposed to have any bloody idea what you're talking about. I really think I'd feel much better having a sex worker or convict hear what I have to say.
They can offer me Absolution, if they like.
Feel like they might have a better mind for what it is I've sinned about -- it's even possible they've heard worse. And I'd much rather put money in their collection plates, really.