Tweak

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Tweak says, "I may not be human"

Nick Miller (grumpymystery) wrote in thedoorway,
@ 2013-09-30 00:26:00

Entry tags:

!network post, annabelle adams (616), blair waldorf (books), buttercup, nick miller, sam merlotte

I am not drunk enough for this.

Just point me towards beer.

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	gossipmagnet 2013-09-30 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Beer is for idiots. You should drink something stronger. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	You're an idiot! But you're right. Point me towards that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-09-30 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I just got here, but there's apparently a bar in the tower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I need at least three bars, lady. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-09-30 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Well, it's New York, there are a lot of bars here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I want them all in a row. Like Starbucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-09-30 01:49 am UTC (link)
	That is not going to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	You don't know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-10-01 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I do, I've lived in New York my whole entire life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-01 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, I'm moving to Ireland. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-10-02 04:54 am UTC (link)
	You have fun with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-02 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	So much fun. Going to eat potatoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-10-03 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	How are you going to pay for it to get there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-03 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Selling kidneys and sperm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-10-03 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	That is not going to get you there.... And when you sell the kidneys, you can't drink yourself stupid anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-04 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Were you put here to torture me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gossipmagnet 2013-10-07 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	No, I was not put here to torture you. At least, I don't think so. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	butterpuff 2013-09-30 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Beer is straight downstairs. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Are you implying I throw myself down the stairs? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butterpuff 2013-09-30 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	If that's what it takes to get you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butterpuff 2013-10-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Jumping out the window is faster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-01 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'LL GET RIGHT ON THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butterpuff 2013-10-02 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, if you can't fly you could have just said so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-10-03 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Most people don't! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butterpuff 2013-10-06 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	You clearly haven't been here long. A lot of people can fly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Sam's. In the lobby. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	Do they accept applications filled out while under the influence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordercollie 2013-09-30 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hell yeah. Now I can't say it'll get you an interview, but you can sure fill it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	While drunk? Yes, please, I need some entertainment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordercollie 2013-09-30 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Me too. I'm really looking forward to seeing what he writes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I'm very articulate when hammered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordercollie 2013-09-30 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	Let's see what you've got. I'm Sam, I own the bar downstairs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I worked as a bartender for many moons back home. MANY MOONS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordercollie 2013-09-30 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Many moons? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	It sounded impressive a second ago. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Drunk interview too, please? Hell, I'll sit in! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bordercollie 2013-09-30 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	That's an even better idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	I usually have good ones. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not here for your entertainment, lady! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Nobody here is. But apparently they already are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	That sentence doesn't even make sense! Are you drunk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notthatpretty 2013-09-30 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	~~You'll learn eventually.~~ No. See you at Sam's. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you on X wtf~~ Are you the assistant manager? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mygodhasahammer 2013-09-30 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Sam's has much! Join us my friend! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpymystery 2013-09-30 01:46 pm UTC (link)
	I might have to pregame this one if Gods are involved. (Reply to this) (Parent)