The Doorway: a panfandom game

I want to die.

Or I am dying.

I'm not sure.

I hate everyone and everything.

I'm gonna go sleep forever.

( filtered to Loki )
How are you with curing the plague?

With this flu going around, I sincerely hope all I have are bad allergies. Feel better soon, everyone! If you need anything, please don't hesitate to ask.

FILTER: LYDIA BENNET

Hey, Lyd! Would you be up for going shopping with me soon so we can put together a look for you? We can even go out for fro-yo if you'd like.

I swear, I'm even busier here than I ever was in Gotham. And I was pretty sure I had no life back in Gotham with how busy I was. So that's definitely an accomplishment. I like it though. I think I'm doing good things. Minus the whole...April Fool's with a tiny trickster god thing. So there's that.

Jane, I found some new recipes I want to try. You should come by.

Jaybird, I found a pretty ridiculous movie starring that actor from this world who looks like you. We should watch it. You know you want to.

OK, SO I'M HAVING A CRISIS AND I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE HERE CAN HELP

As far as superheroes go around here there's Team Avengers, Team X-Men, and Team Batman-With-No-Batman.

Where does that leave someone from Team Fantastic Four? (other than just being The Fantastic One, which I obviously am already)

So, by far the meanest April Fool's joke played? Mother Nature going "here's some warm 60 degrees weather because spring is finally here" and then come nightfall, it's "just kidding, here's a windy night and tomorrow will be winter weather again!"

I miss my Easter break vacation already that I'm about to start making plans for the next one. Except not because I should be saving money for next semester's slew of textbooks.

So what did I miss?

WHO: Loki Laufeyson & Stephanie Brown
WHAT: Negotiations and Breakfast Food
WHEN: April 1st; Morning [backdated]
WHERE: Stephanie's apartment
RATING: PG
STATUS: Log; COMPLETE

( Kids having a good time were not quite as threatening as Loki up to his old tricks. )

I'm pretty sure I'm already on the verge of a sugar coma just from baking.

That is so not a complaint. I haven't had this much fun in a while.

Jane, we should totally do this more often. But maybe on a smaller scale.

( Jeremy )
So I was thinking. You're cute. We should see a movie sometime.

But not tomorrow. That makes it seem way more serious than it is.

Maybe Saturday?

Hi everyone!! If anyone would like any treats for Valentines Day - for yourself or for someone special - I'll be taking orders until Wednesday at noon! I'll wrap them in cellophane and tie them with a ribbon to make them festive.

As of now, the options are:

+ 12 Oreo Truffles
+ A Red Velvet Roll
+ Half a Pan of Belgian Raspberry Brownies With Truffle Ganache
+ Half a Pan of Slutty Brownies
+ A Baker's Dozen Sugar Cookie Sandwiches

If you have any special requests, let me know!! You're more than welcome to order as many as you'd like, and I'll do my best to have them delivered by Thursday.

ETA:

It looks like orders are going to be $8 each, but if that's too much please talk to me and we can work something out to fit your budget!

Great, there goes one of my best friends. I don't This place is really depressing sometimes.

It appears we're in need of a new housing assistant now that Tara is gone. She and Willow were looking after floors 20 and 21. We're looking for someone over the age of 18. You must be from a time period within the last 10-20 years and a world similar to this one, as you'd be expected to help new arrivals get acclimated if they're from a different time or a different world. You'll need to understand how to help them find a job, how to help them navigate the public transportation system, modern currency, and so on. We'd like for you to have been here for two months or longer, but we may be flexible on that depending on the circumstances (for example, if you're native to a modern New York in your own world). This is a volunteer position, and it does come with a single room.

If you're interested, please contact me privately here and we'll let you know shortly. Thank you.

Who: Jeremy Gilbert & Stephanie Brown
When: Wednesday morning
Where: 1509
What: Comfort waffles!
Rating: PG

( Quote )

So I may have been a little...I don't even know, today. But basically the end result was I sort of went on a waffle-making binge and made too many waffles for even me to eat. I hadn't actually thought that was possible, but apparently it is.

Point is, there's waffles. And someone needs to eat them. Preferably someone who isn't me.

Any takers? Maria? Bonnie? Elena? Anyone? Help me out here.

TEXT TO STEPHANIE BROWN:

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» Scored you a chocolate pie. Want it?

Who: Stephanie Brown and Jason Todd.
When: After this conversation.
Where: The basement sparring area.
What: Sparring.
Rating: Probably PG-13 for Jason's mouth.

( Ready to get beat by a girl? )

Dawn, Jenny, there may have been an incident in the kitchen. I've got the windows open to air the place out.

In other news, guess who's finally got enough money saved up to by herself a new guitar? This girl.

[ FILTERED: LUKE CASTELLAN ]

Sup, home skillet?

So, I was thinking. You know what the PTYC needs? A music program. You've got games and tutoring and counseling and all kinds of awesome things going on. But music and the Arts are totally getting the shaft.

[Filtered to the Bat-family who aren't outright villains]

I'm starting a business. It might even be legal. I'm opening a security firm for corporate and personal security. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I'm doing it.

Got a possible office and possibly sexy secretary. I should probably have a name.

[/unfilter]


I'm starting a business, security consultation. I'm from a family of paranoid assholes so I'm really skilled at making things secure and solving problems, with my fists generally but other ways too. Apparently you can wiki me although I'm the new awesome version not the old and even more screwed up version.

Things that have occurred to me in the last week include:

• Gainful employment. Sorry protestors.
  
• Learning never to leave without shark repellant
• A craving for the insanely hot chili.

This is no mere foot stuff. Galactic protectors turn red and gasp for water by the bucket load with this stuff, so if I make it right, it should be pretty funny. If people want to give it a try, they're welcome to.

Well, I'm here. Don't try anything, I won't be nice.

I'm Jason. I'd say do your worst but whatever you do won't be as bad as what I've put up with already. If you're part of the family and you got a problem with me here, piss off. Have Harper or Kori got here yet?

( filtered to JENNY, DAWN, ELENA, BONNIE, & STEPH: )

GUYS.

Movie night. Someone get the popcorn. Stat.

Greetings! Not to be left behind in the introduction world, the lovely Maria DeLuca and I figured we would combine our intros into one epic post. (I still love you, Elena.)

My name is Bonnie Bennett, I'm 17, and I arrived shortly before this mass wave, on November 3 and I'm an instructor and lifeguard at the Asser Levy Recreation Center. I'm originally from Mystic Falls, Virgina, which doesn't exist in this world.

( Fun facts about me! With commentary from Maria )

And here's Maria's!

I'm Maria DeLuca, I'm 17 and originally from Roswell, New Mexico. Trust me when I say this place is much cooler. Literally oh my god it is so cold. I've been here since September and I'm a waitress at Sam's Bar and Grill.

( Factoids, with commentary from Bonnie )

And, last but not least, we present Maria's and Bonnie's helpful tips for the new arrivals.

1. You can ask Tony for the Iron Man Pimp My Ride Exclusive if you offer him a drink first
2. There are doppelgangers here. Quite a few of them. Be careful who's ass you pinch because they might not be who you think they are and that can be awkward.
3. Alien's do not probe,
4. Willow Rosenberg has been limited to one mocha a day, and if she tries to get you to buy her more, JUSTY SAY NO
5. The demigods can not hook you up with a meeting with their divine parents, don't ask
6. Remus Lupin does not appreciate it when you yell EXPELLIARMUS and throw a pencil at him.
7. Supergirl doesn't think it's funny when you ask her if she can see through your clothes
8. Thursday is Rock Band night. Anyone caught discussing TVD will suffer the DeLuca wrath.
9. Turning the slide in the PTYC into an awesome hide out is generally not encouraged, however awesome it may be.
10. No matter how sneaky you are, stealing the helicarrier for a joyride is not an option.