The Doorway: a panfandom game

I know this may very well shock some of you, but I am an enthusiast when it comes to crime documentaries regarding unsolved or much disputed cases. Just last night, I spend a good hour researched the position presented in this documentary about a possible Jack the Ripper suspect.

That's always been a relatively sensational case in it's own right, hasn't it? But I've always thought the solution to be one much simpler than the Royal family conspiracies that certain "fans" of the crime like to prattle on about.

Has anyone else, here, every been particularly interested in that case? Or is it strictly the sort of thing only Londoners even remember?

[Joan Watson]

There are bowls of cream set by all the windows. Please do not disturb them.

I have a dispute to settle with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Perhaps this applies to no one but myself. But was anyone else disappointed when they learned that Sesame Street is not but was originally meant to be in Alphabet City? Because I, for one, couldn't think of a better location.

In other news, my show is coming back on air in a few weeks time, and I want to burn all televisions and have the power to do so.

[Dean Winchester]

I need you, if you have a few hours spare.

The Alarming Consequence to Having a Man Bun Every Guy Should Know About.

Maybe now, this trend can finally die a quiet death.

Although I've never really objected to the hair style, so much as calling it a "man bun." How fragile is your masculinity that you have to stick "man" in front of everything you do even though it's exactly the same?

I just googled myself and I kinda really wished I hadn't. Some people really hate me and apparently I die in a horrible way? I mean it figures, but still. Sucks.

[Private: SPNers]

How's Sam doing after the surgery?

I'm assuming I was very lucky to have missed the monster infestation.

[TONKS]

How d Are y Is this a good Have you read the books? The ones about Harry, I mean.

[Xavin, Sherlock, Watson]

Are any of you trapped and in need of equipment?

Can anyone give me directions from Penn Station? It's been so long I think I've forgotten.

The last time I lost my memory Sherlock got very rough with me. This time did fair better.

[Xavin]

I would like you to compile me another list of candidates.

Who's the greatest detective who can solve cases in a hostile town and no memories?

Don't bother wasting your energy figuring it out, it's me.

P.S. Protip from an alcoholic: chew the aspirin. Works faster. Don't listen to the woman who looks like me and is a doctor. She'll probably say it's a bad plan but it is also a miracle.

Oh, memories-- I was unaware that I missed you as much as I did. Feeling hungover, however, is not a feeling that's

But I'm still just as confused by my internet search history. While I remember visiting these websites now: I still don't know what possessed me to become so invested in the Meek Mills / Drake rap feud.

If one more person asks me about working with Quentin Tarantino, I will collect your fucking head.

Well isn't this right fantastic. I found a shirt with me name on it in with the dirty clothes.

Hello. My name is Tyler Durden.

I like San Diego. There's a Mexican restaurant on J street which is particularly memorable. Definitely a reason to return to this city. There is absolutely no way I can describe the corn soup in a way that would do it proper justice.

That said, I'm still not quite sure why I agreed to attend SDCC. Divine corn soup or no, there is absolutely no excuse. I hate the heat, I hate the crowds, I hate the 'Free Hugs' signs. And while I understand that all the excitement can be confusing, there is still absolutely no way I resemble this man -- for as far as I know there are no Reptoids in my linage, and thus I'm not quite sure how anyone could make that mistake.

A Sherlock Holmes panel is a Sherlock Holmes panel. If you're only interested in what Steve Moffat's ridiculous ego-congratulatory series that's probably the most obvious self-insert since Tim Burton first cast Johnny Depp -- please deliver thyself to the first available Weeping Angel and stay away from my legacy.

I do, however, approve of Watson's mustache. Anything that hides the majority of his face, after all, should be deemed an improvement.

[Recipients and Senders of This invitation]

I'm an American Citiz Are we celebrating our freedom from the burden of America? Is that the reason for the July third date? Or is this meant to be more nuanced?

This seems fine.

Hey, I'm Cosima.

This is a trip.

If anyone needs me for a bit, there's a good chance I'll be either out of the country, on a rooftop sticking arrows in coffee cans.

[Young Avengers]
Obviously this applies to none of you. If any of you need anything, I'm not far away.

[Joan, Sherlock, employers at large]
Is there a leave of absence protocol in place for when the tesseract acts up?

Once again, Joan has proven that her instincts are correct. We were right when we selected Clyde to be the pet that we submitted to the contest, and I would like to congratulate our turtle in winning. It was a tight competition, but I thought we had a chance once the parrot started swearing.

I would like to go on record saying I still believe we could have won if we'd gone with my first choice:

Deadpool

So, I've been here a bit. Long enough to not be so shocked by everything, anyway -- superheroes, though, that's brilliant (and if any of you are single, please, give me a call.) That said, I'm starting to wonder if anyone might be hiring? Before I came here, I was a teacher at Cole Hill Secondary School. Though...looking that up brings up a bit of info about the series I'm apparently [...] from. I mean, it's all accurate, right? Just not real. For anyone but me, at least. Right.

Anyway, point is, I'm a teacher and I like teaching. But I'm good at other things too, so, if anyone happens to like hiring people who are good at stuff, Clara Oswald's the one for you.

[Joan Watson]

I feel rejuvenated, better, and properly distanced from a person that is not me and a life that is not mine. ( cut for potential triggers (drugs, use & addiction) & Elementary Spoilers )

[Tony Stark (616) & Renee Montoya]

Could I interest either of you in perhaps going to get a cup of coffee with me.

[Jamie Moriarty]

I mean to ask last night, but we spent significantly less time talking than I'd anticipated -- which -- is by no means a complaint. But how is your work going?