The Doorway: a panfandom game

On the short list of things I missed about being 9, actually being 9 wasn't one of them. I guess we'll ride this one out too.

Statement: As a meatbag would say, I have a bad feeling about this.

Uuugh, okay. I want those three days of my life back.

Also, disclaimer: no, Tony doesn't forge swords. He wouldn't have been qualified after a name like Armorgeddon.

I seriously need to look into a job. Even in my worst cheese puffball eating, daytime tv watching depression, I held a job. Life without one? I don't even know what I've been doing with myself. So, housing assistants, kindly people, people who know about brains, I'm looking for some possibilities and new ideas:

1. I'm a doctor, MD, with experience in surgery and investigating suspicious deaths.
   
2. I'm a zombie. Access to brains would be good. Being able to use the accompanying visions for good even better.
   
3. Helping people's not a perk, it's a prerequisite. It's what I've always wanted to do.
   
4. Not killing people. I'm not good with killing people. I took an oath.

Let the magic 8 ball of the internet do something good.

I don't know what I detest more, being on the ground, or ground lovers.

[Filtered: Yalta Crew]
Captain, we're looking at two to three days of repairs. We should use the time to resupply.

Are we going to take shifts keeping an eye on the cargo?

[Note: Maka is part of the Steampunk Pirate AU, and is First Mate.]

I'm having trouble telling the Avengers and the Kardashians apart.

I mean one does have way more women than the other but other than that.

But that begs the question which Avenger corresponds to which Kardashian? Outside of Stark being Kris.

There is baby doctor here, yes?

Filtered: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

It's not what you may be entirely comfortable doing, but I need you to be my Maid of Honor. You can think of it as a pun - Made of Honor.

I promised myself I wouldn't post about this until I was calm. People in my wedding need to stop disappearing.

Filtered: Dorian Gray

I hope your wedding plans are going swell.

Filtered to Friends

Let's have a party :)

Before I'm too old to enjoy it.

Well, the novelty of appearing in a new world has worn off and I'm -- dare I say it? -- very bored. I need something to do with my hands, but Googling for droid shops keeps leading me to Android phone repairs instead. I should have realised sooner that the conspicuous lack of droids meant they simply don't exist on a wide scale yet. Depressing.

[Bastila Shan]

I'm going to build a droid. I'll try not to make his main objective assassination this time, I promise.

There are other Jedi here, in case you hadn't had the chance to speak with them. They've been discussing establishing an Order...or at least Jedi presence here. I offered my services, but you're likely better suited for it.

[Johanna Mason]

How's the job hunt going?

I know that many of you may have been alarmed, taken aback or put off by Potts Tower Presidential Candidate Erik Lensherr's network address. And I wanted to take a moment to speak on his behalf, and perhaps speak on the subject of his passion, his determination and his unyielding devotion to shaping the outcome of the future. His accomplishments, I think, might have been a bit lost in his rhetoric and I wanted an opportunity to set the record straight.

→ Erik was instrumental in building a safe environment for unwanted or misunderstood children, helping them to hone their particular skills, gifts and abilities and making them feel loved and appreciated for who they are and the unique perspective they have to bring to the world.

No one understands what it is like to be ripped from their home and thrown into a new environment with little to no means of survival better than Erik does. He understands what it is like to be a victim of the Tesseract's whim and he understands how difficult it can be for refugees here. And he will do everything he can to make the tower a safe and supportive space, a retreat from a world that may not care or understand you, a place among your peers when you can be loved and supported. I know this because I have seen him do this before.

→ Relentlessness is not to be feared.

It takes courage and determination to instigate change. And as the world is changing against us, it will take even more courage and determination to fight against those tides. As people continue to protest against the Potts Tower refugees, as residents here are losing their jobs because of the public opinion of White Event affected individuals -- we need a strong voice, and perhaps a strong hand to make sure that this discrimination goes no farther. To make sure that our rights and liberties are and will always be protected. So yes, it may mean a leader who is relentless, but isn't having someone relentless in our favour better than someone who will compromise with our freedom on the line?

→ Also, I'm pretty sure he stopped the Cold War.

I mean it. I'm pretty sure he stopped the Cold War.

Friends, mutant brothers, and those who have been powered by the white event:

Our moment in history has arrived.

We all have felt the sting of human hatred, seen the fear and disgust behind their eyes, hidden like beaten animals longing for the light. We have lived too long in the shadow of humanity, consumed by darkness and fear. No more! This world is our world. I am tired of seeing things as they are and asking why. I am tired of dreaming of things that never were, and asking why not. We have the power to make our dreams reality, and we shall do it together!

Homo Sapiens, listen carefully: your time as this world's dominant species is limited. Let this election mark the end of the reign of human terror as the people rise up as one to reclaim our power!

The defeat of my fellow nominees will serve as a warning to any others who refuse to recognize their new position in the coming global order. Fall in line and your vote will be counted. Oppose us, and your destruction will be swift.

Vote for Magneto for Potts Tower president.

My name is Bastila Shan. I'm told that I come from a place known as a galaxy far, far away. In truth I believe that your galaxy is the one that is far, far away for it's nothing like mine.

I was also told that my husband was here and that are other Jedi also?

I need people to shoot again. For science.

Also fire might be involved in this trial. And electrocution. But only if the fire goes well.

But I have ~cupcakes~ and a burning rage against capitalist enterprise that needs to be let out.

So robot building contest. I have so totally got this. I mean this is basically what I was born for. It's even higher than violence on my favorite things to do list.

Only a few days left to practice. Stocking up on energy drinks, aww yeah.

Hey, all you people interested in bot wars (and all you other engineers and building types)!

I'm proud to announce that the weekend of April 10th will be the First Annual Stark Solutions Robot Decathlon!

What does this mean? It means a weekend filled with ten tasks to challenge all your robot building skills! We'll be giving out prizes to the winners of each task as well as a grand prize and medal for the top three cumulative scores.

So, I know you're all wondering, 'How can I be a part of this awesomeness?' There's a sign-up sheet down in the lobby of Potts Tower. All interested parties are welcome! There's no age limit, no skill limit, and if you just aren't feeling it, there's no requirement to stay through the whole competition (although that obviously withdraws you from the grand prize). So, go! Sign up!

Many years have passed and the world has changed immesurably. This device takes my words and commits them to your sight. They say it will take time.

My name is Richard of York. Once King of England.

What is tumblr and why should I stay away from it?

Let's see. My father is a girl, my nephews are each other. Is there anyone else in my family that is presently not in the proper body?

It never hurts to check.

[Carol]
Please tell me you're still in your own body because I wanted to ask you something and I'd prefer that it actually be you as opposed to someone else.

Who turned off the Force?

I woke up looking like Gaige, and there's a robot talking to me in my head. Seems to be a running theme this morning. Does anyone know what happened yet?