The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Runaways]
from here on out, our apartment is now and will forever be referred to as The Rungalow.

you're welcome.

also, and you guys stop leaving girl products all over the bathroom? if i have to keep the damn seat down, you gotta give a little something in return.

[Runaways/Academy/Friends]
pizza party this weekend? you academy dorks need to check out the Rungalow.

Too many damn people. Wasn't much of a city guy back then. Not much of a fan now. Still, can't complain about warm showers, franks and beans, and the late night news.

{Ellie]
How you holding up?

filter: friends

not dead, bitches.

tbh i've been sleeping on the couch & watching a lot of netflix. sorry joan.

i need a whistle so i can respond to people like this

filter: sherlock

youre a strong willed superhero type motherfucker





ooc: if you think you might be in that filter, you are

Joel's showed up. This place is slightly less terrible.

[Filtered to Jesse]

Sherlocks posting some weird word stuff and it better not be about you. You better not be doing something stupid or I will punch you so hard.

[Filtered to Pym]

I won't need to come over so much now

respice finem.



[Jesse Pinkman]

If you want to call this off, all of it, and come home -- you can.

Those agents said I needed to say something here. Name's Joel and this is the first cup of coffee I've had in nearly 2 decades. Damn's it good.

Is anyone else involved in a Fantasy Football league? Or perhaps enjoy football? Season started this week, properly. So far I'm doing all right at the one at work. I'm winning for now.

[Filter Sierra Group, Sidney, Ellie, James Rogers, J.D., Anakin]
I would like to hear how you're doing in your classes so far. If you were affected by the recent gas and need an ear, my door is open.

( Individual )

If anyone sees a Jesse Pinkman could you direct him to me? I seem to have misplaced mine. Some wear and damage is all right, as far as I can tell, he'll still clean up nice.

In other news, this morning I completed my range of sodium hydroxide experiments and I've decided to take up crochet.


[Jesse Pinkman]

You're timing is impeccable

Let me know how you're settling in. If anything seems strange, dangerous, or you feel threatened or unsafe, you need to call me immediately unless the danger is immediate. Then you call Tony Stark, I've programmed him into your phone's speed dial on number 3. Take care of yourself, please. I won't have you taking any unnecessary risks. I'm worried

fucking paparoaches paparazzi think i'm homeless. i think i'm going to have to grow a wild-ass mountain man beard. people recognize me and shit, calling me BITCH and asking me if i'm going to die. they can fuck off so much, wow.

obviously i'm not homeless. i even have roommates now. so if you want to come over, you'll have to ask joan's permission first.


( filter: sherlock [cbs] )

[Text to Ellie]

» Hey you ok?
» Haven't heard from you in a few days.
» Did you get caught up in all that crazy?

Business is good. Reasons not to conduct business out of this insane asylum are racking up pretty damn quick. Ergo: I'm renting an office. The rent around here is killer, but can you really put a price on not not risking your clients having chemically-induced panic attacks?

Probably of more interest to the rest of you, I'm also hiring an assistant. My practice (all conducted under the supervision of a member in good standing of the New York State Bar Association until the swearing in, of course) is almost entirely criminal defense, but we're open to some plaintiff-side products liability and personal injury if the right case comes along. Mandatory qualifications include:

• Discretion. Client matters are one hundred percent confidential, no exceptions, non-negotiable, period.
  
  
• A backbone. If a cop tells you to jump and you say "how high," you might be better off as a doorman.
  
  
• Open-mindedness. Clients aren't angels - if your nose tips up when you meet someone with a DUI conviction, go teach kindergarten.
  
  
• A sense of humor. It's not a big office. We're going to need to not want to strangle each other all of the time.

Some office and reception experience is preferred, but I'll also entertain applications from people with brains in lieu of similar job history. Also, if you know anyone really big, there might be a second position opening soon.

Just when I thought I was getting comfortable with used to the place. That was some curve ball.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers MCU]

Up for the drink now, if you're not busy saving this world at the moment.

[Filtered to Andrea Rojas]

Are you alri

I know you're super strong but

[...]

You okay?

TEXT TO PYM JR:

» Is hanging out with you always this weird?

There are never enough skittles in a bag. :(


[Sadie]
DEAR SADIE! I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALLOWANCE FOR TWO WEEKS IF YOU TURN AZARI INTO A BLACK KITTEN!!!!

[Azari]
I'm borrowing you sometime this week.

[OH BELOVED GODDESS BAST]
HI GREAT AND WONDERFUL AND POWERFUL GODDESS! I don't think we've met but I've heard so much about you and your gloriousness! I was wondering if I can borrow around 49 kittens, preferably black.

[Ellie]
HEY BUTTFACE! I fixed your Walkman.

[Henry Mills]
Hi Henry! We were supposed to play that one time but weren't able to. Do you want to play tomorrow?

[Mr. Fury (OLD ONE)]
Hi Mr. Fury! How are you tonight? Good I hope! I don't want to be a bother yes I do but have you come to a decision about my application? I got that computer translated for you, and I'm even taking Chinese this semester. They don't have Japanese, but, it's close enough, right?

[MOM DON'T PANIC!!!] [added after a few big waves of kittehs arrives]
DON'T BE MAD but Bast is sending some kittens to me and me and Azari are going to help find the right one for Ms. Munroe and Mr. T'Challa. They won't be here long, I promise, and she even sent a cat with food so it's okay they can all sleep in my room andcanwemaybekeeponebecausethisoneisreallycoolandlikesmealot

[Filtered to Sierra Group, Sidney Prescott, Ellie, James Rogers, JD Drew, and Anakin Solo]

With the new school year approaching, I would like to check in on you and help you choose your classes for the new year. If you would like to go over future goals I would be more than happy to help you chart your course. Please let me know when we can work together to further your potential.

studying sucks. grammar sucks. math sucks. being jobless does not suck but i'm so bored and so sick of trying to find 2x+y=4. can't i just get drafted into the NFL or MLB or something? i can totally rock the roids if need be. this test is so gay blows chunks. why is watching lucky charms get soggy more interesting?

[Filtered to Pym Jr.]

Yo nerd.



I have something I wanted to ask you.

Mooooooooooooommmmmmm can we have everyone over for dinner sometime?! Azari and I were talking about it and it'd be so awesome if you, and Mr.'s and Mrs.'s Rogerses come, and the Panthers, and the Bartons. And I know Torunn's not here, but, Thor and Sif too! We can all cook something, OR OMG BETTER IDEA! WE WILL COOK FOR YOU GUYS! How's that sound? Exciting, right?!

[Cassie]
Dude I miss you! When can we hang out? Did you see I took really good care of your ants when you were gone?

[Old Fury]
Soooooooo HI! How're you doing? Catch any bad guys lately? Need help catching bad guys? Cuz I'm totally free.....

so i got spider-people wanting to kick my ass because i read their books and god forbid had an opinion

and now i got phoenix force over here denying me a job because she googled me

can i join the witness protection program

I'M REALLY FUCKING HURT, YO

How do you guys get used to there being so many people around? We're like fucking ants, just everywhere.