The Doorway: a panfandom game

The dogs are very confused about this. Including about why I will not take them off the leash when everything looks like a park, but they would probably try to chase something and get beaten up.

Are they still trying to evacuate?


I miss Betsy.

I took a really long nap, what happened?

Fuck this shit, I'm not leaving my apartment.

[Al, Rey, Poe]

Guys. GUYS

I have a MAJOR PROBLEM

TEXT MESSAGE TO: SHARON CARTER

-- Hey there, Sharon. Been a little while since I've heard from you. Everything alright?

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Calling dibs on Bucky Barnes

[Alex Vause, Bucky Barnes (MCU).]

We need a super hero team name. Although, I guess if we do that I should include Bruce Banner, Clint Barton and shrimp chips, right?

[Edited Filter to include: Bruce Banner (MCU), Clint Barton (MCU) and shrimp chimps]

Okay, so -- I had Vause and Barnes do a little tour de Cardiff and pull the files from one of my subsidiaries. I've been looking over the books and at this point, I'm pretty sure the whole plant is being run by Boss Tweed. Renovations are being overcharged, and the funds are being skimmed.

I'm going to pint a data analyst and see what he has to say about the project, but it looks like something we might need to dig into a little deeper. I don't want to take this pot off the stove until I know where the money is going.

[Jasper Sitwell]

Have I ever told you that you have beautiful eyes?

TEXT TO JOHN WINCHESTER:

-- A little pie loving bird told me you were looking at a truck across the country.
-- If it's still available after all this dinosaur nonsense is over..
-- I could take you, via Angel Air.
-- Could even get you and the truck back again.

This isn't so bad.

Unless you're someone who will remain unnamed.

But his name starts with an F and rhymes with 'spin.'

[Screened to Tony Stark (MCU)]

A dinosaur has apparently mistaken Finn for one of it's own. It's currently mothering the shit out of him on your landing pad and is refusing to let him leave.

What in the world? What are we in Jurassic Park or something? Anyway that we can get rid of these dinosaurs?

This is bull shit.

You can't make a Jurassic Park reboot without Jeff Goldblum, guys. Everybody knows that.

And I know they did anyway. But doubling down on your wrongness doesn't make you less wrong.

[Filtered to Bruce Banner (616)]

You want to go fight a dinosaur?

Say what you will about the dinosaurs, but New York will never have weather so nice that it can support cold blooded creatures again.

[Filtered to Young Allies + Azari]

We'll probably need machetes--those of us who lack lightsabers. But what are your thoughts on continuing our rounds while we have the advantage of jungles and wooden locks?

I doubt some of our startups of interest are too watchfully guarded.