The Doorway: a panfandom game

Oh. My. God. Well they're a lot less aggressive than the last dinosaurs I met.

First the rain comes and floods out the bulbs coming in, utterly destroying the tulips and daffodils I'd carefully planted last year.

Now, a brontosaurus is feasting on the topiaries.

I fear I'll never be able to produce a garden on the veranda.

I don't think the dinosaurs appreciate my phasing as much as I do. They've probably gotten used to people running away when they try and get too close, instead of standing their ground and continuing on their merry way.

I can't be the only one wondering if there's a nest around here somewhere with baby dinosaur eggs in it, can I?

[Filtered to Natasha Romanova (616)]

Hey, it's been a hot minute since we trained together, but I can tell something seems off with you. Is it anything I can help with, or should I quit the 'concerned little sister' act before you decide to kick my ass?

[Filtered to SWORD]

Everyone report in location.

I want to know who's in the city and who's elsewhere.

[Filtered to MCU SHIELD]

This ... whatever this is is making me sincerely rethink my commitment to returning to the city on weekends.

[Filtered to SHIELD (All)]

For any agents in NYC, there's an all hands meeting at the old Hub at 1700 hours.

National Guard evac has failed and it seems outside resources are cut off from us. Until this clears, we're going to teach FEMA how emergency management is done.

[Stark Resilient]

We didn't start making larger dinosaurs, did we?

Who all is stuck out of the city during this... green time?

Filter: SWORD & the City

Mandatory meeting at Sam's at 1900. First round of drinks will be on Felix Blake. We'll be discussing what we know, getting a SHIELD update from Agent Blake, and organizing our response/investigation. Odds are it's not of this planet, which makes it our responsibility.

Ooookay, I know there are dinosaurs and all, but has anyone else seen that ad for Arnold Vinick for President? He endorses it at the end. When did he get here, and how did no one tell us?! He is soooooooooo much better than Donald Trump or Ted Cruz.

Alright... Perhaps this place is a bit more hellish than I realized. Either way there are certainly a few more... dinosaurs than anticipated.

[Erik Len Loki]

Sometimes, I really hate the X-Men

[Billy & Tommy]

I know that what you want right now is for her to be here, but if at any point there is anything at all you need or want that I can help with, please let me know.

I like it how that even though I don't have a TARDIS, the time travel still comes to me.

By the way, I speak dinosaur, and every dinosaur I've spoken to is a little confused, but as long as they have something to eat, they're alright. Then again, they have puny, reptilian brains, so they're not capable of feeling any complex emotions. Even the predators seem cool. So, as long as they're not provoked, I think we can all get through this without incident. I wonder if that's asking too much from you humans?

Everybody's going on about dinosaurs, but nobody's mentioned how all our technology has become primitized. This devise now looks like it's made of bark and stone and stuck together with dried tree sap, and you wouldn't think it would work, but it does, just as it should. I find that much more fascinating.

[STEVE ROGERS (MCU)]

You and the kid aren't allowed to get eaten by dinosaurs.

[SAM WILSON (MCU)]

You alright?

[NYMPHADORA TONKS]

Are you and the pups in one piece?

[LEOPARD]

Do we have any theories about the source of this latest situation?

Little Shop of Horrors Prop Crew,

I humbly request that you give me Audrey II.

If this request is denied, I will ride a dinosaur into where ever you're keeping it and get it myself.

Yours,
Mrs. Janet Snakehole

ps Where are you keeping it.

Also hey Leslie, do you want to make a flower crown for my steed?

[filter: LOGAN]
Do you have time to talk?

Unrelated, did you ever find the guy who was snooping around your place?


[filter: NICK FURY (616)]

You knew about me and Bucky, didn't you?

If anyone needs any dinosaur help, just say the word. I've punched several in my day.

I am kind of curious to see what Chewie would do with a small one though, so if you see any harmless ones.. let me know that too.