The Doorway: a panfandom game

I have spent the last three days watching the Big Fat Quiz.

I now know everything.

[Filtered to Sharon Carter]

Have you prevented the assassination of any world leaders today?

I almost don't know why you're bothering with this one.

[Sam Winchester]
I agree. You and Dean are the real heroes.

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[Gabriel]
I'm sorry.

Where I come from, this is a damn fine work of art. This is the kind of thing we'd build. Only with bigger horns. Taarsidath-an halsaam.

I've found the seventh circle of hell: Trader Joe's the day before a blizzard. I stopped by to pick up two things and have broken up no fewer than three fights over, of all things, tortilla chips, boxes of instant mac and cheese, and $4.49 bottles of wine.

If I could arrest the entire store for being a public nuisance, I would.

Winter is not my friend. I much prefer summer or at the very least, winter in San Francisco where it's light jacket weather.

I have got to get a milkshake that can only be Gilmore girl approved. Too bad mom isn't here, I'm sure she'd be with me in adding these milkshakes as a staple to movie night.

I always thought I had a good memory, paying close attention to detail and the ability to recall random facts at will. However, something must have happened because now I'm very certain that I possess a super brain! I've recited the new Star Wars movie word for word for Kate and Noah. I can only imagine how this will impact my future books! Gone are the days of checking continuity, every detail is already there and waiting to be accessed.

I'm afraid I need some advice. I was asked to dinner by a very lovely man. However I know nothing about dating. We did not do such things in my time. And I have never really been courted.

What am I supposed to wear, or discuss with him? I understand some things about this world, but I fear he would not understand why I know nothing about the 1990s, or some such.

Edited: Ethan Chandler is gone. And suddenly I do not wish to go on this date anymore. I do not feel like doing anything.

How much money do you think I could make doing deliveries through the snow?