The Doorway: a panfandom game

I'm used to giant sandwiches and pizza slices trying to interest me in food. But someone handed me a flier on "the Museum of Feelings" that promises to make me feel optimistic, joyful, invigorated, exhilarated or calm depending on which room of theirs I walk into. The company logo at the bottom suggests I could feel regret after euphorically purchasing many of a perfect custom scent. But admission is free, and I can be a bit reckless.

Filtered: Thor (MCU)

How are you faring? It sounds as though the tesseract should be more active this month. Hopefully in the spirit of earth's holidays. Winter's frequently the time for holidays, so I imagine you may have your own celebrations as well. It is a busy time?

[Text Message to Dawn Summers]

-- So I invited the Doctor over to help us decorate for Christmas this weekend
-- We should have hot chocolate and the snowmen peeps to put in for marshmallows

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If you need a hot drink to get in the holiday spirit, come by Timeless Tea and try the Christmas blend. It is an Indian black tea with cranberry, orange, papaya, apple, peach, almond, and spices, and it's quite good if I do say so myself. I suspect it may become my favorite blend this month. If you'd rather take it with you to brew later, we can bag some up for you as well.

We cannot, sadly, do your Christmas shopping for you, but we might help you get in the spirit and find the energy to do it yourself!

[Filter: Luke Skywalker]

An odd question, I realize, and a bit out of the blue, but do you know of any single men that might be open to a blind date with a charming energetic young woman.

So what was the deal with the elves in the lobby?

[Filter: Jedi & Force sensitives]

I'm going to be in the gym tomorrow morning as before. As always, any of you are welcome to join.

[Filter: Family & Young Allies]

I was going to suggest we should have a Christmas tree decorating get together, but then there's the question of who's tree, and where, and unless we want to go around from apartment to apartment decorating trees, that seems not the most efficient - but how do we feel about Christmas cookies?

Uhm, if anyone knew Kenny, he's gone back.

Here's something to keep in mind - when someone tells you that your fly is down, it means they were looking at your crotch.

They say New York City gets 55 million tourists a year. I think half of them are during December. I cannot get into a decent restaurant for the life of me.

Is it spring yet?

[Filtered to Phil Coulson, Skye, Natasha Romanoff]

Got something.

Kind of.

[Filtered to Ward]

So just checking, you're still on mostly the right side of sane, right?

[Jasper Sitwell]

Why does this still exist.

Who did it? Zevran? Shale? Which one of you? Had to be one of you two. Haha, very funny, neither of you is going to kill me.

[Mara Jade]

There needs to be a plan.

[Dum Dum Dugan]

I've a need for some of Gloria's late night pie. And maybe about six cups of coffee.