Well I think we're all equally devastated by Joe Biden's announcement. But it's never too late to change his mind or organize a nationwide write-in campaign for 2016. I should get on how to do that? We only have 383 days to go.
Or no, that would split the vote and then Donald Trump would win. Maybe we should also take this moment to think. Joe Biden would objectively be the greatest president in the history of democracy. He's been through a lot. And you know, I don't know if I can really. So we'll go with Joe's words. This is just a gorgeous poem I found in his collection of poetry, Biden the Rails. I don't have it here, but I have it memorized:
There are 140,490 miles of railroad in the United States,
21,000 miles of Amtrak rails,
Amtrak owns 2,142 railway cars
plus 425 locomotives,
only one station near Newark, Delaware
and just the two of us.
My point is:
There’s a good chance I’ll see you again someday
Yeah buddy, maybe there is.
There's always another VP run. [OOC: source]