The Doorway: a panfandom game

( Delivery for Tony Stark (MCU) )

So Dylan's Candy Bar just released a Mean Girls collection of chocolates, candies and stuff. Who wants to go with me tomorrow and get some?

It's Wednesday. So we can wear pink.

I'm sure you'll all excuse my curiosity, but I'm trying to get a good sense of who here can use magic. While I know it might look different than what I'm accustomed to, I'd be interested to know what other sorts of mages, have happened to this place from their own universe.

[Solas]

Since, as you said, drinking is my beloved pastime and not yours, I thought I might invite you here instead. Surely, you can't turn your nose up at that, can you?

And if you can, you ought to go all the same, because I'm being nice. And you should get out more. You're starting to smell like paint.

[Inquisition Squad (Minus Solas)]

I know we've all met cheese platters with a better aptitude for expressing their emotions than Solas, but all the same - I think there's something wrong with Solas. He seems off. He's letting me win arguments.

As anyone else took notice?

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Moss, you will not believe what I just got at one of those red ticket stands without the vowels.

So, as kind of a warm up to Stark Expo, and to throw our support behind NYCC and New York City's Super-week, today and tomorrow myself and Captain America will be making ourselves available to give tours of the Avengers Mansion to the adoring public.

But if you, residents of Potts Tower, have any interest in coming down and checking out Avengers HQ for yourselves, I've got a handful of VIP tickets just for you. Skip the lines, and pick them up in the lobby.

And to my other Avengers: If you want to come down and help-out, you're all more than welcome. I could probably use a hand with the crowd control. Stark Security can only take so much.

Questions? Comments? Praise? I do love praise.

So....belated 21st birthday celebration for me tonight. Anyone want to come?