The Doorway: a panfandom game

Seriously. I mean, I know New York is a rough place and everything, but diverting a train to an abandoned station to try and get your grubby little fingers on my wallet is every kind of overly elaborate. Good thing I took those self defense classes.

Mindy McCready

All the crap aside, nice moves today.

I wanted to say what a time to be alive

And then it got philosophical. How maybe we're all just surfing and then a shark out of no where sneaks up on your surfboard and bam--they even take our shark week.

Is there like a giant robot competition going on or something that doesn't suck and makes for good tv?

It still amazes me how quickly children grow.

[Filtered to May Parker]

Adrian and I have talked it over, and we'd like to go ahead and hire you to sit for Declan on occasion, if you're still interested.