The Doorway: a panfandom game

This tesseract has a very odd sense of humour. Why it thought I would actually want the armour I wore as a Templar is beyond me. Still, I suppose not all of the memories associated with it are bad. Just most of them

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[Pepper Potts (MCU)]

Sorry I missed you, I was only home for about 12 hours. Do you want me to bring you back anything from Germany, though? The suit is pretty good, as far as illegal smuggling is concerned, but you know. Don't ask for a Audi TT RS. It's a long way to carry one.

Also, I've given Brian Ramirez full, unsupervised access to my labs. He doesn't know yet. I kind of want to see if he figures it out on his own. Like a mouse in a cheese maze. But if you see him around, know that he's supposed to be.

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

Alright, I'm heading back to help the neanderthals move heavy rocks. Take it easy while I'm gone? By which I mean, do nothing I wouldn't.

[Avengers (MCU)]

I'll be back to the castle in about three hours. Have we found anything in the rubble? Anything we can use? I'm going to run the detection algorithms again once I land. Make sure there isn't a sceptre we need to dig out.

[Edwin Jarvis, Howard Stark]

I'm going to ask you two to do me a solid.

[Alex Vause]

How's the timeshare, Ms. Vause?

[X-Men]

Someone involved with the Butterfly Effect, Janet Vallencia, the artist which the newspapers seem to be crediting the butterfly murals to, has been arrested.

Do people disappear often from here?

If the Tesseract is handing out gifts, I have a request.

Dear Santa-ract
I would like a Milkor MGL Mk 1L (MGL-140) with black finish.
And grenades to go in it, of course.

Love,
Wade Winston Wilson.

Does anyone like bulldogs? I have one that's about two years old who I'm looking to rehome. And maybe another one, slightly older, the dog from Pacific Rim.

[Filtered to Stark Resilient]

Can anyone answer why a Chicago-based law firm is paying us out of a Cayman account?

That's your contract, right Newt?

They're showing propos for the rebellion-- movie, whatever. I thought we escaped that. People are still watching us for fun.

Who: Remus Lupin and Tonks
When: Let's say today, Monday the 15th.
Where: Remus' apartment.
What: Tonks disregards personal boundaries and brings Remus some chocolate.
Rating: Low, will change if talk of death/murder/Voldemort is mentioned.

( this is getting over you )

Has anyone seen or heard from my sist Diana Prince? Wonder Woman? She just got here, how can she be gone so quickly

[Filtered to the Inquisition]

The tesseract has given me a most curious gift - the orb Corypheus possessed. Intact, though lacking much of the power you reported him using with it, Inquisitor. I am rather pleased to have it and I shall be studying it intensely, should you wish to know my plans for it.

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[Sif, Bucky Barnes(616), Sharon Carter, Jessica Drew, Nick Fury(616), Alistair Theirin, Oliver Queen]

All right team. Dugan's gotten me in contact with some old friends. We're headed to Algiers, black market dealer is willing to talk with us and point us in a possible direction for this scepter. I know all of your enjoy dealing with sketchy black arms dealers as much as I do, so bring your people skills.

[Skye]

Any snacks stolen while I'm gone best be replaced.

[Renee]

Don't be mad. But I am meeting up with the guy who got me trapped in Europe for four months.

I mean to be fair he was trapped for a while too. And Nick's promised that if I do get stuck againy ou get to shoot him.

He hasn't actually promised that but I mean if you did shoot him he'd probably assume there was a good reason for it.

Danger, Will Robinson! Out of caffeine!
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[Filtered to Lucy Stillman]

Do you want to see something hot?

TEXT TO EDWIN JARVIS:

-- Thank you for the soup. It was very kind of you, and it was excellent. I appreciate it.
-- Incidentally, you can really just call me Bru Doctor.

[Texts to Alexis Castle]

>> Father's Day is Sunday, though I'm sure you know that.
>> You weren't here for it last year, so I wasn't sure if you and Castle have any traditions that you usually follow. So you tell me what you want to do, and we'll make it happen.
>> Though I have at least one gift in mind that I think you'll both enjoy. And me, as well.

Wow. Thanks, Tesseract, I totally needed a sweet ride. If you happen to send Parker through anytime soon, I won't be sharing till he makes up for being really late.