The Doorway: a panfandom game

History's blemishes and her triumphs often trace the same scars. We are not doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past if we fail to learn from them, but we are if we fail to act upon the knowledge that has been handed to us by bloody hands.

I see no greater a sign of our failure to stride forth with all our intelligence, our technology and our progress than what I witnessed today.

What the hell are you meant to be, Toffee Mocha Frappuccino? Your are neither toffee, nor coffee. And I can only assume 'Frappuccino' means chilled sweet abomination. And yet, still, with all this said -- it is still less offensive than what Starbucks passes off as pastries.

N’importe quoi.

Once again, Joan has proven that her instincts are correct. We were right when we selected Clyde to be the pet that we submitted to the contest, and I would like to congratulate our turtle in winning. It was a tight competition, but I thought we had a chance once the parrot started swearing.

I would like to go on record saying I still believe we could have won if we'd gone with my first choice:

Deadpool

[Filtered to MCU Avengers + Asgardians]

The sceptre was not at the Sandbox.

We must discover where HYDRA might have taken it. Or what has befallen it otherwise.

I'm trying to explain to Princess Fluffles that it's acceptable to come in second place.

He is not having it.

Jet lag and waking up in a new apartment is kind of like a bucket of cold water to the face.

[Nick Fury(mcu)]

The Sandbox has been cleared and now belongs to SHIELD once more. Managed to retrieve a few things. They'll be identifying and cataloging them. No scepter.

[Thor(mcu)]

Keep me updated. Call if you need.

I guess if you fall asleep in a tree hut, you can't complain when you wake up feeling like you fell out and hit every branch on the way down.

And here I was kind of getting used to not going full reverse-thrusters back to the starting line every time something good happened. Teach me to get comfortable.

I can't believe I didn't think to enter Eynstein in the pet contest! Probably just as well because he would blown the competition away.

[Filtered message to Severus Snape]

I actually acquired a kitten during this adoption thing. A young black kitten, who've I've named Midnight. He's quite friendly and already acts like he owns my apartment.
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[Filtered message to Maria Hill]
I've plans to visit the Hub some time this week for tea. Would you care to join me?
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[Filtered to Chloe Sullivan and Sydney Sage]
We've been talking about ways to increase security on RTSF patrols. I was wondering if one or both of you would be willing to help me. It's computer stuff, which isn't my strong suit.
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[Filter to Adrian Ivashkov]
You and I need to talk. Rose has told me some things, but she wasn't there. I'd like to hear from someone who knows all the details.
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Most animals tend to steer clear of me. Dogs seem more relaxed about it than cats. Cats are just more suspicious in general. Anyway, I avoided bringing home a new pet, but just barely. There was a puppy that chewed on my hand and followed me around. I think he would have followed me home if I hadn't put him back in the pen. That was the right choice. I wouldn't have the first clue about how to take care of a puppy.

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

All right, Sweetcheeks, this is what I got for you.
And, HYDRA willing, I'll probably be able to get them to you before your birthday.

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I, for one, am relieved that Mr Stark saw it fit not to adopt a pet. Animal hair is a blasted nuisance to clean.

[Filtered message to Kate Bishop]

Thank you for the internet lessons. They were very helpful. At least now I don't feel like blithering idiot.

[Filtered message to Peggy Carter]

May I trust your discretion in a matter that is both sensitive and personal in nature?

Anyone out there looking to learn how to dance? I feel like teaching someone, and it's been a while since I gave lessons. I miss Nate


[Cas & Sam]

Hey, I would have said something sooner, but I got back late last nig this afternoon, so you don't have to come over this evening. Thanks again!

I had some profound thoughts about what it meant to be a Jedi in this world, but I'll save it for later. Right now all I can think about is how great cereal is. If it wasn't meant to be eaten all the time, I doubt they'd have made it so wonderful. Oh, and by the way. Anyone interested in buying a protocol droid?

[JOHANNA MASON]

Hey, you. Dinner at my place tonight. You want in?

[CARTH ONASI + MEETRA SURIK]

I need to talk to you both about HK.

[BASTILA SHAN]

I've invited Johanna to dinner tonight. And yes, that does mean I'll actually cook for once.

[OBI-WAN KENOBI]

How're you settling in, old man?

No animals for me, despite the temptation. Maybe once I'm more settled.

Gonna aim for the park sometime this week. Seems like a trip to make. Bit of a long one, but I don't mind.

Hey everyone - Friday of next week, the Roadhouse, located on Flatbrush Ave [exact address] will have it's Grand Opening at 5pm. We'll have drink specials and food specials running all night, along with pool and darts. I'll have more details closer to the date. The 18th will be a soft opening for friends and VIPs only, so if you want half price drinks that night - you better become my friend between now and then.

The woman I live with insisted upon bringing a mongrel home. She claims it is a form of companionship. I have alternative suggestions for how to use it.

1. Dust rag/mop.
2. Garbage disposal.
3. Cannon fodder.
4. Torture device for ankles.
5. Alternatively to #4, Foot rest.

[ Rikki Barnes ]

I wanted an opinion on something, if you wouldn't mind?

[Faith]
I did not call you. I meant to. Some others asked me to go shopping with them and I was about to say yes, but then I felt that I would not work with what they expected of me. And then some girl named Rogue offered for me to join her and two others, I think I said yes.
I managed to get myself jeans and a tank top on my own, so I don't understand the need to go in groups.

I need to understand what friendship means, and was wondering if you could explain it. Megan had called me her friend, but technically we were cousins.

[Logan]
i wish to speak now.