The Doorway: a panfandom game

TEXT TO STEVE ROGERS (MCU):

-- Have to resched

TEXT TO BRUCE BANNER (MCU):

-- Houston
-- We have a problem

TEXT TO ALEX VAUSE:

-- Cancel the 2 o'clock
-- No wait just
-- Just cancel everything

TEXT TO PEPPER POTTS:

-- Have I told you lately
-- that you're the most remarkable, wonderful person in the world?

TEXT TO JASPER SITWELL:

-- I hate everything

TEXT TO HOWARD STARK:

-- Well.
-- Guess what!

More tesseract mood swings, or has someone been experimenting with magic again? Stranger to explain if (or when) it happens during college.

Filtered: Next Avengers, Ororo Munroe

I'll be training today, but your company would be welcome, whatever age. Danger room possibly. Last time I was like this, my powers had grown too. It's only right to test them.

Filtered: Sam Wilson (616)

You can see why I thought you should be T'Challa.

The city with all of the minds so active all the time is a bit overwhelming. And the things they're thinking. I wonder if they even know.

[Professor Charles Xavier]

Thank you for showing me Cerebro. That was kind of amazing!

[Erik Lehnsherr(811)]

Did you see? Kate...Kitty is here! She didn't know me, but she's young. Maybe the age when Kate went back.

AUGH WTF, NOT AGAIN!

Filter: MCU Avengers, MCU Bucky Barnes, Maria Hill

It's starting to look like the Tesseract is acting up again. Check-in time. Whose been affected?

Filter: Anne Weaver

For the record, I'm still the same age as I was yesterday. With just a 24-hour difference.

I'm beginning to think I have a post-it on my back that says 'Tesseract, pick me, pick me'. If someone could maybe check on that for me that would be great.

In other news, I bought this brilliant book yesterday. I've included the bonus sexist photo (yes, Rikki, you convinced me) of the Wookiees at home (p.s. I have never seen a Wookiee home that looks like this.) But you push the numbers, and it makes noises, and bonus, it drives your actual R7 unit completely mad. I think I definitely have made progress on the personality component because he's much more indignant than he used to be.

( Cut for photos, not filtered )

[Filtered to Ellana]

What do you think of this SWORD organisation?

I hate to say I'm getting bored but... I think I'm getting bored.

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Is there anybody who can bring me some clothes that would fit a five year old? Because I keep tripping over the t-shirt I'm wearing.

Sweet Christmas!

Does anyone got like a XXL shirt I can borrow?

[Filtered to Maria Hill]

So I've gotta be at least 18 now, right?

[Text Message to Maria Hill]

-- Hey so say I need to get two IDs that say Stark and I are 21
-- It's official business
-- Can you send that paperwork over?

Midgard you certainly have a way about you.

I was devastatingly cute as a child. It's nice for the reminder.

[Moriarty's Gang (Finnick and Xavin)]

Xavin I'm going to need you as lead on the meeting that we have scheduled this afternoon.

In the meantime, Finnick I will need you to drop me off at [address]. A target has interest in it and now we don't need much of a reason for looking into a daycare. Congratulations, you've now become a father of two for the meantime.

This is freaking ridiculous.

This place...certainly has strange abilities. What are the other crazy things that this place has done?

[Maka]

Trusting you are back to yourself now, I really don't like the way that this thing called the Tesseract can mess with people. Changing ages, memories...it's not normal. Reminds me too much of the madness for my liking.

[Young Avengers + Friends]

I don't mind this. This is fine. Good job, Tesseract.

Um. I need help.. any flyers or web-slingers, anyone.

Have to get out of my apartment and through the front door is not a way to make sure my brothers and mother don't freak out over a stranger in the house. And would probably need a place to stay till this passes.

Filter: Bruce Banner (MCU)

Or maybe I'll just work overtime potentially, because I figure you have a cot, pillow and blanket stashed away somewhere there.

Oh my gosh. There are so many little cuties around the tower! I love this!

Who: Tony Stark & Steve Rogers (MCU)
When: Thursday
Where: Stark's Penthouse, Stark Tower
What: Stark decides on the most unconventional of drug dealers.
Rating: PG-13. Prescription drug abuse (Adderall), mention of teenage illegal drug use, probably. And implications that Alex Vause should enlist Steve Rogers as a drug mule, next time

A little sexual frustration
Combined with lack of motivation
And a loss of concentration
I've got a ( strange disease )

On the bright side... it doesn't look like I grow anymore past this height, so I don't need new clothes. The downside is that I was hoping I'd end up being taller.

This is not happening. I'm dreaming, right?

[FILTER: STEVE ROGERS (MCU)]
HELP Problem.

[FILTER: STEVE ROGERS (616)]
Might need a rain check on that steak and vodka.

Wow, thank GOD I didn't get with the let's-age-you-up-and-change-your-body-size portal magic this time. If I had to get my dress for the wedding re-altered when they already fucked up once, I'd have nothing to wear for it. And that would make me cranky. And that's not pretty, just ask Tony.

Have fun, all of you, who are now over 21 and decide to try out how drinking feels like. Try not to go overboard because it'll hit you like a ton of bricks the next morning.

Why are there so many miniature Terrans? I don't recall there being this many before.

[NYNJO + JOHANNA MASON + MEETRA SURIK]

All right, head count. Who isn't a teacup person or aged up?

[HK-47]

I'm proud of you, HK. All these meatbags everywhere, and you haven't gone haywire.

But I need a favour from you.

Now I'm younger than my son.

Alistair, if you would, please.

This is an interesting development. Any idea how long this will last?

Well if this is what I have to look forward to in fifteen years, it could be worse. Is this something the Tesseract does often?

[Filtered to Wesley Wyndham-Pryce]

I think we should discuss how the Tesseract seems apt to amplify magic making specifically targetted spells rather aspecific.

And not discuss it publicly.

Not this again. I didn't particularly enjoy being eleven the first time round, I have no idea why the tesseract thinks it will be any better here. I suppose I should be grateful that I have all my memories this time.

Smaller body, same memories. At least we don't have to bust out the Legos.

Actually, I wouldn't mind Legos. Clint, you want to get some Legos with me?

[ fitler SARA LANCE ]
Anything new on the girls?

[ filter FURY (616) ]
Anything for me?

[ filter NATASHA (MCU) ]
Hi.

[ filter BUCKY BARNES (616) ]
Your name sounds so weird to me

Well.

This is different.

Doctor?

Thank god this little event skipped me this time around.

[Felix Blake]

I saw your name on the guest list as well.

[Wes]

I'm going to be on NPR in two days.

I have avoided this, thankfully. But this does add more to the rest of the things that have occurred, and adds more to the studies. At least it keeps one busy.

[ FILTER: ALEX VAUSE ]

Um, now is probably a bad time, but did you see this?

( Who's News! celebrity gossip blog: date )

So I just realized that I have no idea if I got older over night or not. Huh.

Second time this month I've pulled out the popcorn.

On the short list of things I missed about being 9, actually being 9 wasn't one of them. I guess we'll ride this one out too.

Well this is just the icing on the freaking cake.

[SHIELD/SWORD/Avengers/Allies]

Requesting asylum/safe haven. Situation: hostile. Property damage. Minor abrasions. Current location is not secure, but controlled for now.