The Doorway: a panfandom game

All right. I give up.

We've got saltines, Netflix, and enough Gatorade to drown a grown man. I'm not leaving until this crud passes. Last thing anyone wants is someone coughing the plague into their food.


SPN people, friends in general (you know you), + Lilly Kane (because Veronica's gone and he feels bad):

You all alive?

[Filtered to People of Thedas]

I don't know how many of you are sick but if you need anything let me know. I seem to have avoided this flu so far. I'll be with the Inquisitor Ella Ellana but I can drop in if you need something.

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Need to get up to let Koda out but I feel like crud.

It's been quite a few years since I've gotten sick. Werewolves don't get this kind of sick

Are we sure this isn't some kind of magical/mystical disease?

okAY SICK PEOPLE

TISSUE THROWING CONtest in 3, 2, 1... GO!

WHO: Blaine Anderson + Kurt Hummel
WHEN: Friday, March 13
WHERE: Kurt's apartment
WHAT: Knocked out by the plague, Blaine and Kurt settle in with the essentials: tissues, blankets, orange juice, and hair gel.

( This is terrible. This is worse than the time we got food poisoning at that Chinese place I told you we needed to try. This is worse than that time I got my eye gouged out by a slushie. )

New York City is creepy as fuck with no people.

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[Filtered to Tony Stark (MCU)]

can you believe some assholes are still calling to confirm meetings.

But I changed the hold music to Edith Piaf in the hope of convincing them it's a fever dream.

Anyway we're pretty much dead in the water here. But I've been talking to a woman still in the charity and she's found a guy with keys to Trader Joe's.

Can we use the drones to send shit out to people?

I have not fallen ill yet. If anyone needs assistance and I can help out, let me know.

[Filtered message to Sam Winchester]

Sam, how are you? And those from your world? If you guys need anything, please let me know. Somehow, I'm not sick at all and feel absolutely fine. I might as well stay busy.

And just the right time to run out of weed for my pipe.

I am ill like the rest of you. Do any wizards here know of healing magics?

[Filtered to House of Life / Sanctum Sanctorum / Next Avengers]

By the Vapors of Valtorr, this cold does not seem to be shaken by the movings of medicine nor the Mystic Arts. Yet objects seem unaffected, so I'm deputizing Kyttora as Sorcerer Supreme until I feel better and will be meditating on the Ethereal Plane until I can refocus myself.

You're welcome to join me.

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff's LMD]

Is she down for the count too?

( Delivery to Potts Tower residents, MCU Avengers )

Hello, New York. Er - you couldn't have sent some Pepper-Up through that box, too? Maybe my broomstick? My mum? Alright, then. I'm Ginny, and it seems -- I've got your plague. So, thanks.

Oh, and I'm back. I expect drinks when we're through this rough patch. Yea?

Filtered: Jamie Moriarty, Finnick Odair

A woman, named Li Wei by her driver's license, entered the office and slipped into a coma before stating why she had come. Possibly because she was falling into a coma. Shall I attempt to take her to a hospital? Store her in a closet? Leave her behind a bar's alley? There is no business card in her wallet, but she has pictures of small children and a wedding band. $54.56 in cash, and the purse is made of real leather.

There's little point in being at work today. No one is anywhere else of use.

I will say this - if I had to fall ill, I'm glad it is in a place as comfortable as this, and in such kind company. Many thanks to whomever was responsible for the gift today. Truly, the generosity of people in such difficult times is inspiring.

If only it would cure all as well.

THORIN & FILI:

Are you resting at all, Thorin?

Has anyone seen Johanna

Filtered to Anne Boleyn

Forgive the informality, my lady, but I wanted to see if you and your daughter were spared this awful plague. I'm afraid that I'm unwell myself. I no longer seem to know which way is up, and yet -- I'm worried. What sort of madness can make so many fall ill without distinction?