The Doorway: a panfandom game

( Delivery for Mary Margaret Blanchard )

Okay, I was thinking. If there was another me here and now he's gone, does that mean I get Other Me's stuff? I can babysit it until he comes back. I'm willing to do that.

Also, paging any and all Janet van Dynes because you're all probably equally talented and amazing. Can we talk for a sec?

And lastly, anyone have the name and number of a good agent?

Filtered to Jo Harvelle:

Feeling any better this morning?

FILTERED TO BARRY ALLEN:

Hi Barry. My name is Janet Van Dyne. My friends call me Jan. I'm a designer in - actually, this world and my home world. I do a lot of superhero designs and a friend of mine told me you were in the market for some shoes that won't burn up when you're being Speedy Gonzalez.

You wanna come in and get a fitting so I can make sure we can get you a few pairs of shoes -- normal shoes and/or costume shoes -- for those feet of yours?

FILTERED TO TONY GATES:

So that television debacle ruined our last date. What do you say I make sure there's no television around to distract us tonight?

FILTERED TO CLINT BARTON 616:

Just how bored are you?

FILTERED TO NICK FURY 616:

So far so Chișinău is a bust. Without causing an international incident. I've got the perfect person in mind for one.

Poor Gus. I just took him to the doctor and he is dehydrated and a double ear infection. I hate seeing my child so miserable and sick like this.

Spa day anyone? I could go for a facial, pedicure, manicure, a massage and possibly a mud bath, I heard its great for the skin.

Note to self: get a new eyemask. This one smells like subway.

FILTERED TO TOMMY SHEPHERD:

Hey you. How are you?

FILTERED TO BILLY KAPLAN:

You know what we need? A gossip day over coffee.

FILTERED TO YOUNG AVENGERS:

What do you guys think about a training session at the mansion? Been a while.

Hello. My name is Mary Tudor. I am very new here.

Would someone be so kind as to direct me to a Church? And I do understand that there are different churches here. I would like a church of the true faith, if I may.

Thank you.

[Violet]

I bought green milk and you are of course welcome to have it. I haven't tried it yet, it's mint-vanilla flavored so I hope it tastes yummy!

[Wesley]

I've dropped off stun potions at Widdershins. If any get used, I'll make sure to keep them in stock and that other magic uses are able to make it as well.

Every few years, a scientific or medical study shows up that sends shockwaves through the world. New evidence about combating or preventing diseases. Innovation in procedures that will save lives, or information about harmless practices being not so harmless at all.

It really is something.

( Mention of 'Legitimate Rape' controversy, Women's health issues. Dicks, both literal and metaphoric )

[Steve Rogers (MCU)]

Anyway, while we're on the topic. Are your friends still giving you a hard time about where you're putting yours?

[Text message to MJ Watson]

-- Hey, I gotta thing that came up
-- Can you cover me for a few days?

I think the Lady Aurora has been taken as well.

The longer I am here, the less comfortable I am with the ephemeral nature of this Tesseract's strange curse. I may not fully understand this world, but I do wish we had a bit more say in it.

What are these fuzzy things in the hall?

[ETA: Filtered to SWORD]

Hello,

My name is Jon Kasiya. I am an Housing Assistant at Potts Tower. It appears that the tower has many rapidly multiplying furry creatures and short of calling an exterminator whom I am uncertain exists, I think this has officially escalated above what can easily be handled.

Would it be appropriate to ask that SWORD step in and get rid of these menaces? Thank you in advance.

Happy National Pancake Day. Who wants pancakes?

Does anyone know if there's a way to remove a brain tumor and keep any kind of supernatural visions in tact? Can that be done with magic or something?

Has anyone seen Alistair?

Tall, blonde, with a bit of a hapless air? May be wearing a "return to Cora Amell" shirt?

Who: Sam Winchester
What: Veronica disappears.
When: Tuesday night
Where: their his apartment
Warnings: full of sad feels.

( ... )

TEXT MESSAGE TO LILLY KANE

-- I'm sorry because I know this is not the best way to find out but I can't
-- Veronica went back home through the tesseract.

I have a new companion. This furry little creature joined me on my meditation this morning.

It's that time of year again: baseball season.

Well, almost. It still seems too early, but spring training is starting, and before too long, the regular season'll be here. I have season tickets to the Mets, but I can rarely make all of the games and I hate to see them go to waste, so as always - if anyone's interested, let me know the dates you want and I'll see about giving you my tickets.

NATASHA ROMANOVA (616):

Been a while. You still out there, or should I worry?

I know that most of you are familiar with SWORD in the tower. We deal with extraterrestrial phenomena and incidents relating to the tesseract.

It would seem that there's the beginnings of an infestation in the tower of creatures called tribbles. Agents are being dispatched to Potts Tower.

We would very much appreciate your help. Volunteers who are willing to help SWORD agents collect the tribbles to be properly removed from the tower contact me directly. I will put you in contact with an Agent.

Thank you for your understanding as we attempt to handle this.

[SWORD]

I'll take volunteers first.

And if no one volunteers, I'll take whoever I decide to assign.

Group Message to Solo Family (Jacen, Jaina, Anakin & Leia)
- Hey. So, anyone interested in free pancakes?
- And maybe helping their old dad out with a favor?
- I've got some renegade fuzzballs on the loose that I might have volunteered to round up.

If a man wanted to a build a droid, anyone got suggestions where to go? Don't say Disneyland.

Texts to: Newt Geiszler

-- Neeeeeewwwt. This is an emergency.
-- Go take pictures of the tribbles for me.
-- please?

Private to Sam Winchester

I'm sorry.

Who: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ahsoka Tano
When: Backdated to 2/29
Where:Obi-Wan’s apartment
What: Ahsoka has questions, Obi-Wan has answers. And they’re not ones she likes.
Rating: S for sad.

( I'm happy to answer your questions, Ahsoka, but I'm afraid you won't like the answers. )

TEAM FREE WILL:

We saw the watch hand move.

You want me and Cas to come over, little brother?

(ooc: posted ~4-5am ish on March 4th because Sam didn't really sleep)

FRIENDS & FAMILY OF SAM & VERONICA*

Veronica went back through the tesseract last night, so over the next few days I'm going to be moving back into the tower. Room 1908, if you're looking for me.

None of the rest of you are allowed to disappear, alright? As useless as it is to say that, I know.

CULLEN

Do you think you can cover this week's class by yourself? I can be available for answering any questions, I'm just going to be a little preoccupied. Otherwise we can cancel it if necessary.

(edited after this)
TEAM FREE WILL

We have another problem.

[Captain Marvel (616)]

Let me begin by saying that .... yeah. I know. I'm a dipshit. And I'd even let you hit me, because like. I deserve it, probably. But unless we can find and area of New York scheduled for immediate demo. Maybe... not good?

I know I haven't been there for you lately and you've been going through some stuff and I just -- I figure -- I owe you any explanation. Not an excuse. Just -- words. Talking.