The Doorway: a panfandom game

[Fox Mulder]

Hey, in all of your years on the X-Files, have you ever come across the Wodehouse phenomenon?

Things in this new, uh, world? Reality? Place -- yeah, place. Things in this new place are crazy, and weird, and pretty freakin` awesome. It's, like, everything is everything and everything does everything. So the new life plan is to become fat and, I don't know -- that's actually as far as I got. Maybe live the rest of my days being entertained by all the things.

When I woke up this morning it was October. Now it's February 1, 2015 and I'm in New York. I missed Christmas, I missed New Year's, none of this makes any sense whatsoever. In fact it's impossible but I've seen a lot of supposedly impossible things in the last year. So chalk up another one.

Hi. I'm Caitlin Snow.

SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER, EVERYONE! I would do anything for some warmer weather.

How can a small animal determine the length of winter?

That is almost as absurd as some of the actions people were taking in the streets last night after this Super Bowl event.

TEXT MESSAGE TO PETER PARKER (MCU)

» Hey
» I hadn't heard from
» I didn't see you at my party
» I have something to tell
» How ar

TEXT MESSAGE TO JULIE POWER

» I was going to ask if you had fun at the party
» But I think the answer is really obvious
» Probably would have had more fun if it was just you and a certain waitress ;)

TEXT MESSAGE TO DAVID ALLEYNE

» Not sure if you're like, suffering from Superbowl hangover after last night and you're not awake yet but
» There's been some new developments.

[ Tony Stark (MCU)]

MEMORANDUM

TO: AES
FROM: VP
DATE: FEBRUARY 2, 2015
MATTER NO.: N/A
RE: MISSED OPPORTUNITIES r/t EXTERIOR DECOR

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I think Koda's got the "sit" and "stay" commands down. At least the basic versions of those. Now for lay down and come.

Filter: Usagi

So, thoughts on having a party for my birthday on Saturday?

Filter: Helena G. Wells

I've been thinking...

[Filtered to Kili and Tauriel]

I would speak with both of you. I understand there is an inn on the ground floor of this building. That seems to me the best place to meet.

[/Filter]

First of all, let me say this. I was not drunk or high or under the influence of an alien dimension when this happened. And I am not at this moment either. So now that that is out of the way, let me tell you what happened to me today.

I was going downstairs to get some coffee and came across this furry.....thing just sitting in the middle of the floor. He said he was a groundhog whatever that is. Yes, he talked and no I am not kidding. Long story short, he had this really kriffin' long name and told me to set him free or he'd do something. I don't know what that would have been because I picked him up and threw him out the door and then he just went POOF!

He left behind a pile of berries though but I didn't touch them. I mean seriously they could have been some kind of bizarre groundhog berries. I don't know but they're still out on the sidewalk I guess.

Do things like this happen a lot around here?

Shame I never studied up on my old sports trivia. Otherwise, I could have made a killing on bets yesterday. Looks like I'll just have to wait and see if I'm around in 2024. Boy, was that a year...

[SWORD]

Glad to have you back, Major Danvers. Wasn't the same without you.

That was some party.

[Filter: Uncle Luke, Master Kenobi, Aunt Mara, Jaina Solo, & Jacen Solo]

So the nice thing about our lives being on the Internet is that I know one of you knows this. I know two others of you at some point know how to do it. But timelines and all that... and the Internet isn't always that specific.

I want to learn more about shatterpoints than I can figure out from the Internet.

[Filter: Jaina Solo]

Hey. Unlike the brother that I see way too much of, I haven't seen enough of you.

What's up?

[Filter: Rikki]

So you said you had a dress, right?

With all this cold weather, I have to admit, I'm appreciating this new internal furnace more and more and more.