The Doorway: a panfandom game

Damn. Looks like I missed Talk Like a Pirate day. Does it count if I live with one?

My how time flies.....I must have been really busy that I didn't even notice that June 21st was my one year anniversary of being here. Holy crap!!! I have to say that besides all the crazy stuff that goes on here, it's pretty great.

Have I actually been here for over a year already? I didn't realize that I had been here since June of last year. Crazy!

Okay, forget Talk Like a Pirate day. Someone decided to break into my business and vandalize it. Almost every mention of me is crossed out or Xed over. Guess we can look at the Hookers I've already called the cops. They're here, doing what they can already but this is not what I needed. Not that anyone needs this, but couldn't they have picked a slow time?

FILTERED TO TEAM BRAIN:

So when does this new gig start? I want to put in my notice, but I'm not sure if I should do it now or wait till everything's nearing completion.

[ MAGNETO ]

You haven't said a word to me since I got here.

It's Saturday night, and I'm not going to be spending it stuck inside this Tower. The television has seen to make my night miserable, and now I'm off to provide a better distraction.

So, whose with me?

TEXT TO DEAN:
(last of many along the same lines that he's sent over the last few days)

-- You awake yet?

Who: Jack & Ianto Harkness-Jones
When: Saturday, September 20, night
Where: Somewhere in New York City
What: Even married couples need a date night. Unfortunately, things never go as planned and trouble follows.
Rating / Warnings: PG-13, boys kissing, Jack dying (again), violence, hate speech

( Let’s go home. I need a shower and some life-affirming sex )