The Doorway: a panfandom game

I need a hobby.

No, seriously. I don't even know what I'd do. i'm fucking dying over here.I hate my life
I've never been crafty, not the worlds best chef nor do I want to be.

FILTERED TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED OUT AT PARKER'S LAST NIGHT:

You guys! You outdid yourselves, truly. I can't thank you enough.

If you let me know where you are today, I'll be happy to bring by your check.

[Everyone who helped will get one for $1500, on top of whatever tips and the like you got last night.]

FILTERED TO FORMER SPIDER-HOUSE:

Dinner tonight, guys? I'm making lasagna!

FILTERED TO PETER PARKER:

I love you, I love you, I love you.

[ firefly crew ]

Have people been really friendly to you lately? By friendly, I mean, they recognize you, but not from that show I keep hearing about?

(ooc: this is related to wash's new superpower.)

[ godly entities on the network + luke skywalker & ianto jones ]

Hello, your worships. If I can have a moment of your time, my friend and I would like to ask you a few questions on behalf of SWORD. We can also speak in individual filters or in person, depending on your godly preferences.

Elsa's gone home. Olaf, too.

If I have classes today, I won't be there. I'm sorry.

Filter: Carol Danvers (616)

I might have slep

Filter: Natasha Romanoff (616)

I did a thing.

There is no way I could ever say I regret Parker's last night. Seriously, no way. Because freaking Donna Karan!

But.. I probably should have had less drinks than I did. Especially the night before a 10AM class because everything is too bright and loud.

TEXT TO STEVE ROGERS:

-- Hey

It's both weird and good to be back in the city, but I have missed doin' the work at the ranch and the routine of it.

I'm back into workin' on orders and I've got a table and chair set, then I think I'm gonna be tryin' some new styles of furniture I ain't tried before. Realised while I was out that there's a lot of styles that weren't even thought of when I'm from, but they've got some artistry to'em that I really like. So I think my September is gonna be spent workin' on those.

[Filter: Beth]

How you doin'? Hope you've been doin' all right and if you ever need to come out and just get away, ya know you're welcome.

[Filter: Donna]

Soup. You start with a broth, which you can get in them cans, and then ya add vegetables, and then ya cook it till they're soft. We have to be able to manage that, don't ya think?

[Tony Stark (616)]

I'm stepping out for lunch today. Meeting with Captain Rogers. You know. I need to go over the plan.

[Filter: Buffy Summers, Rupert Giles, Wesley Wyndam-Pryce]

So. I'm going to a haunted house right now.

Maybe really haunted. Maybe poltergeist-y haunted. It's a little unclear to me. I'm going to drop by Widdershins for some stuff, and going to check the situation out.

[Filtered to Anne Weaver + Sharon Carter (MCU) + Skye]

I didn't have too much luck in DC on most of the names. I can't exactly blame them for being paranoid about now, but it's going to make things difficult.

I was able to get a meeting with Stern and from that confirm at least some of the financials the data suggested. Also Olivia Cartwright over at NSA. She offered me a job, I can't, but I was thinking of tapping Claire for it to dig a little deeper. But short of making a US Senator and a regional director of the NSA disappear in the back of a van, which would probably void our deposit, it's going to take more to bust open this ring.

Agent Skye, did you have any success with your computer files?

[Filtered to SWORD]

You know, I ran into Herbert Arthur, operations director of NASA's IRTF* over drinks in DC over the weekend and we got to talking about his and that, the White Event naturally came up.

It's a terrible flight, I know, but if anyone wanted to go to Mauna Kea for a few days, they were recording last Sunday and Herb's agreeable with letting someone in.

[Filtered to Claire Wise]

How's the job search going?

WHO: Dean & Sam Winchester, and Cas
WHEN: Monday, September 1st, afternoon
WHERE: Dean and Cas's shitty, shitty apartment
WHAT: Sam goes to tell Dean and Cas that he's engaged. Dean's a dick about it, Cas is supportive, and then when Sam leaves Dean talks Cas out of being supportive. Also, Dean spends the entire log making plans to orchestrate a possible murder, because this dude takes codependency way too seriously.
WARNINGS: Not actually much? Nothing's explicit. Dean doesn't make any solid plans for anything, so other than his attitude problem it's pretty tame. So douchebaggery ahoy, I guess.
STATUS: Complete.


( If that's what you want to do, it's a free friggin' country. )

If you think I'm stupid enough to believe this is Earth That Was, you've got another gorram thing comin.

Filter to Buffy:

Are you busy tonight? MJ's having a dinner in the club to celebrate everything going well yesterday with... some possibly fashion person's something or other. You wanna come along to it?

[Falsworth, Dum Dum Dugan]

How would you feel about buying me a drink tonight, Boys?

[Tony Stark (616)]

I am so fucked.

( Street Style Blog, The Sartorialist, Live from NYFW with Erik Lensherr )

TEXT TO MAGNETO:

-- Be honest.
-- You liked it.

Okay. So. Either I'm going mad or I had a conversation with a ghost on the way home from Parkers this morning.

Not that I knew it was a ghost at the time. He looked pretty real. Not at all ghost-like. He looked like Sergeant Apone. We talked. He was ex-military so we had plenty to talk about. And there's some things only another soldier would understand. We got to the corner about two blocks away from here, he saluted me and disappeared. I was staring right at him. He just... disappeared.

So, yeah. I must be going nuts. Not really that much of a surprise.

Filter: Mickey Smith

Hey, I wanted to check up on you and see how things are going. Are you still hearing everyone's thoughts? The Doctor hasn't been trying to poke at your brain, has he?

Filter: Kate Castle

I just wanted to thank you again, for the advice at the other day. It really helped a lot.

[Angel]

So how is being an Avenger treating you, Sweetheart?

Who: Bruce Banner (MCU) & Gwen Stacy (MCU)
When: Tuesday, late afternoon.
Where: The lab!
What: Lab prep is not the fanciest job, but someone has to do it.
Rating: Low.

( Wasting Gwen's time with it was less excusable, but - hey. Teaching profession. )

[Filter: Fred Burkle]

Have you eaten dinner yet?

[Filtered to Mal Reynolds & Hoban Washburne]

So we placing bets on how long it takes him to sort this place out?

Or are we not expecting to be here long enough to pay out?

Filter: Maximoffs

I'm going out of country for the evening. I'll be back before tomorrow morning's class.

Filter: Magneto

Really? You went out like that?

FILTER: Rose Tyler
As I'm sitting in my office at work basking in the notion of having one at all, there's something I can't quite put my finger on. Are you feeling all right?

FILTER: Simmons
I'm sure you've noticed a correlation between that light and the recent advances in some of the humans here. It's getting a bit personal for my tastes. Have you got anything new for me?

Filter: Star Trek!verse
I'm sorry, should have said this ages ago. Had quite a bit going on, no excuse though. Pavel Chekov, he was my friend. Now he's gone. I've some of his effects, tech namely, that he entrusted to me. I wanted to let you know that I'll hang on to them for safe-keeping should he ever return. He is ridiculously clever, that one. I hope to see him again one day.

September's shaping up to be quite the topsy turvy month already, isn't it?