The Doorway: a panfandom game

Re-identification of Viking corpses has revealed that half of their warriors were female.

Can I say "duh."

TEXT TO SIF:

-- Our prince wishes to kill me yet.
-- If he proposes to Jane and we are stuck on Midgard for the next five decades I will be rather annoyed.

I can picture Reed's reaction to this whole thing crystal-clearly. A cosmic entity acting like a passageway to different dimensions is right up his alley. And if he was here and nobody knew about it, you can take a guess at where he'd be.

I'm Sue Storm, Reed would be my husband. And I was told my brother, Johnny, is already here.

FILTERED TO FELIX BLAKE:

What are you thinking about this data?

FILTERED TO WILL GRAHAM:

When was the last time you had an honest to god vacation?

FILTERED TO TONY STARK MCU:

I thought I'd ask, would you like to start a weekly session? You can feel free to vent or riff anything you want, once a week (or however often you'd like), without any judgement or shame.

How about it?

[ aziraphale & crowley ]

I have a question for one or both of you, if you don't mind. What do you know about the Mark of Cain?

[ kellen ]

I don't know if you remember me. I'm Sam, and we talked a while ago, about unicorns and demons. And if I'm remembering right, you said you-- or people in your world-- had magic that worked against demons?

[ angel & buffy ]

I figure if either of you had experience with the Mark of Cain, you'd have mentioned it already, but it's getting to the point that I'm thinking about needing to get it off my brother ASAP. Or doing... something to it, at least. Have you ever seen anything similar-- someone with a fancy tattoo that was affecting them, for instance-- that might give me a new idea of what could be done?

Whenever I'm in New York, I get this weird craving for waffles. I think that's Sadie's fault.

Does anyone want some Mets tickets? I should have asked months ago. I have all these tickets to games I can never make it to, and someone should use them before the season's over.

SHARON CARTER (MCU):

Are you in town?

SHARON CARTER (616):

Sorry we had to cut the honeymoon short. I owe you now.

How are you doing? This whole white event, it's hard to know what to make of it so far.

MCU AVENGERS:

Bruce, Tony, make sure you get some sleep in between all of your science stuff. I'm hoping the rest of us can help me hold you accountable there.

BUCKY BARNES (616):

I assume you're the one who gave him my number. Thank you.

FILTERED TO FURY (616):

I'm asking you to be in NYC by 5. Doable?

[Filtered to Ashley Williams]

I've got some business stateside. I could use some backup and it could be a good setup for a meet. Want a ride to New York?

[Filtered to Natasha Romanova (616)]

What's your boy barking about?

[Filtered to Pinky Pinkerton]

[Address]. Get a local to get me a read and sweep. I've got a thing at 5.

[ETA: Ashley Williams, Sharon Carter & Phil Coulson (MCU)]

Williams and I will be in New York tomorrow morning if there's any interest in a meeting on terra firma.

Who: Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanova - both 616
When: Today before 5
Where: Somewhere in the city.
What: Bucky's got some new memories that are making him a little uneasy. Natasha tracks him down.
Rating: PG13

( ''You missed the rendezvous point, James.'' )

Told you he'd come back.

Great

[Bucky Barnes]

Quit folding napkins and get in here right quick, boy. You have instructions.

[Pietro & Ororo.... Uh. Magneto. I guess? Fuck my life]

I need an adult.

To: Pepper Potts (MCU)
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From: Audrey Nathan
Subject: It's official! New York, here I come!
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I think that it wouldn't be too far off the mark to say that my first day as a teacher in over one hundred years was a success. I think that I and my students will get along splendidly, although I do believe I got the feeling that my expectations for my students are a trifle more than modern students are used to. Luckily, I also believe that my students will surpass these expectations by leaps and bounds. I'm looking foward to this school year.

Filter to Friends

I am in need of a vacation, and I am now taking suggestions as to what -- most likely it will be later this month or in October, and won't be longer than a four day weekend.

What do you need to get married around here?

[Filtered to Billy Kaplan]

What the fuck are you doing?

I'm looking for a Dr. Martha Jones, is she on this network?

The weird thing about getting one of those memory onslaughts is that it takes so long to process. On the other hand, classes have started, which makes this science nerd a happy science nerd.

[Spiders]

Have any of you ever changed your costume / the name you go by?

[Black Widows (All)]

Um, so... I was wondering if I could talk to you guys about something

[Bruce Banner (MCU)]

So, teach, first week of class. How you surviving?

I made an offer at the garage I work at. They're mulling it over but way it's looking I might have my name in bright neon lights soon.

Scooter and Ellie would be so fucking proud.